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Joined 07-02-12, id: 4100805, Profile Updated: 11-29-12

Name: Just call me Darth. (I mean who wouldn't want to be called that?)

Age: 22

Gender: Man

Books: Sorry but Fanfics make make up a majority of my reading material.

Music: Lately I've been getting into Pendulum and White Panda but I love all kinds of music! just depends on what mood I'm in.

TV: I've just recently started watching anime series... thanks to NETFLIX!!! So in that category its Naruto, Kenichi, RosarioVampire, Sekirei, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Soul Eater, Demon King Daimo and I just started watching High School of the Dead.

About Me: I'm from Northern Wisconsin. I'm a shy, lonely bastard living with my roommate Andrew... *cringe* ...in a house we rent from my mom.(Don't worry. She doesn't live there.) I did some college but I dropped out and i don't want to go back. Thinking about the Army. As for my interest in my Fanfiction?... I was watching Hey Arnold on netflix and getting pissed that Helga never got to explore her feelings about Arnold. Well one thing led to another and soon i was reading "Helga Loves Arnold" by UchihaPrincess on deviantart. Well time went by and my friend Andrew... *cringe* ...introduced me to the Naruto series AND the NarutoSakura pairing.

THATS RIGHT PEOPLE!!! I'm not one of those Sakura-Bashers. Sasuke on the other hand... *cringe* ...screw Sasuke.

Dont worry though... I quickly branched out to some better romantic pairings out there like Anko and Temari. BIG SHOUT OUT TO "That Look" by lord of the land of fire, and "Political Alliances" by Agent-G. I love multiple chapter stories!!! And most naruto pairings. If you know any good 20 chapter stories please drop me a PM.

Now: Ive been just reading for almost a year and om about to try to start a story or two. Hopefully ill do ok. At least that way I'll be able to see what a a review is actually supposed to look like and not feel like a complete idiot when i post one.

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Naruto: Wielder of Nuibari by Greg1234567 reviews
Despite defeating Naruto, Sasuke is brought back to village by Kakashi. Naruto leaves Konoha and finds sanctuary in Kiri where he finds a cave belonging to one of the Seven Ninja Swordsman of the Mist, and the legendary blade Nuibari. Can Naruto master the deadly weapon? What happens when he returns to Konoha? How will he deal with his old team? Can he ever find love? Naruto x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,462 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Love Your Enemy by aresu reviews
Iwa and Konoha have hated each other since the third great ninja war. What happens when events unfold that forces Iwa's most promising Kunoichi and Konoha's number one most surprising ninja to spend time together? Will they be able to overcome the hatred that shackles their nations or are they destined to be enemies forever?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 331,030 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 3,960 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Kurotsuchi]
The Date by LemonJuicer reviews
During a rare occasion of peace and quiet, Naruto decides to make another go at the love of his life. Should he really let himself keep falling for her or should he let someone else help take his mind off what will never be? Naruto x Ino. Graphic smut. Lemon. A little bit of love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,803 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Living Bomb by TheSuperKing reviews
During a Mission Naruto get's hit with a odd jutsu that places a bomb in him. One that can risk not only his life but the village's as well. There's only one way to subdue the jutsu so that it doesn't go off. But it'll take more than just Naruto to do it. (R-18. Kids don't read this.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,665 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Naruto U., Anko M., Tsunade S., Kyuubi/Kurama
Only Temporary by roseabellaaa reviews
He was only there to keep Ino under control, nothing else, but little did he know the Yamanaka could be quite persuasive, and he never expected a few harmless beers would lead to this. Naruto learns that alcohol and Ino don't mix...The hard way. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Deviance by Culper Sr reviews
A pervert is on the loose in Konoha! The slippery peeper has garnered so much attention that Tsunade got sick of the complaints and turned to the best possible shinobi she could entrust with the task of catching him. Jiraiya! Due to a misunderstanding, Naruto and some of his friends somehow get caught up for the ride. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,290 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Sakura H., Jiraiya
Re-Alignment by Culper Sr reviews
AU Anko is pressed to finally take on her first Genin team at a crucial time just as the third Hokage is given an interesting arsenal to work against the threat of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 208,552 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Kiba I., Anko M.
Icha Icha Paradise: The Jinchuuriki and the Cloud Kunoichi by DarkChild316 reviews
Naruto is preparing to move into his old parent's home and is joined by Samui, who has recently transferred to Konoha from Kumogakure. After fixing up the place, the two enjoy a nice warm bath as they warm themselves up from the winter weather. Naruto/Samui. AU. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/31/2016 - [Naruto U., Samui] - Complete
Drunken affair by freakin'cute'blonde reviews
The group of friends gather at a bar, celebrating that they are all together again after Sasukes return. Everybody ends up leaving, exept Ino and Naruto, who are both very drunk. They sleep together, but promise each other that they won't tell their friends, and that it won't happen again. Can they stay away from the other?. Rated M for future chapters. Re-edited. Changed to AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,310 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Ruins of Love's Legacy by InfiniteDragon reviews
Returning from his 'training trip', Naruto and Jiraiya stumble upon Team Gai, returning from an exhausting mission of their own, in Wave. However, the location of their coincidental meeting is anything but... even if the only Uzumaki among them doesn't have the faintest clue of 'why'. The ruins of Naruto's ancestral home are calling him back. Naru/Ten/Shion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,797 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten, Shion
Savior by KotovSyndrome reviews
Everybody needs a savior, even the savior himself. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,949 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Council's Folly by Aggammenonn reviews
In the aftermath of the Konoha Crash, Suna's offer of political marriage between Naruto and Temari is accepted by the Konoha Council. Initially forced together, Naruto and Temari quickly grow closer but destiny has many challenges for the couple. Eventual unconventional Temari/Naruto/Ino. First fanfic so early chapters are quite rough. Reviews always appreciated. o7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,102 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Temari, Ino Y.]
Namikaze of Lightning by Elemental Kitsune reviews
Naruto has been banished by the Council after his failed attempt to bring Sasuke back from Orochimaru. But before he leaves, he finds out who his parents were and leaves for Kumo, his father's birthplace. Will he find happiness there? ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,078 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Samui
Ramen, Dango, and a Bit of Sake by MetalSolidCrisis reviews
"I won," she whispered hotly into his ear, before nibbling on his earlobe, "time to claim my prize." A story that's been stuck in my head for some time. Rated M, you know, just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto's Wonderful Training Exercises by Dragonrails reviews
Adpoted the story from Xorncon - Number 0 from fanfiction anyways it's a story full of oneshots so Naruto x every female in the show enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,912 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 544 - Published: 3/7/2014
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,887 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7966 - Favs: 5,934 - Follows: 5,650 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Son's Best Friend by Itachifreak8271 reviews
Mikoto Uchiha a lonely MILF, has her eyes set on her son's best friend Naruto. Naruto/mikoto. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Growing up by coso reviews
What if Anko saw Naruto being brushed off by kakashi in the hospital in favor of training Sasuke and decided to see if Naruto was really that bad? It changes everything for the blonde later on.Mini harem, NarutoxAnkoxAyame & humor, drama and adventure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,381 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Can We Talk? by Greg1234567 reviews
Naruto and Ino are asighned a mission together, much to their displeasure. Will the mission tear them apart or will it eventually bring them together? NaruIno NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Snake and Fox 'Catch me' by Kyon Kamiya reviews
By ChoppedHige Got taken down I'm re-uploading it so I can download it to my android. I will take it down when I finish I found it here: www . fanfiction . net / topic / 111831 / 63720467 / 3 / Sharing-Works-that-have-been-Purged
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 74,824 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Wild Night by MDP0014 reviews
Naruto has son the 4th War and now has some done time. What will a party thrown in his honor cause? NarutoxAnkoxTsume Hinata and Sakura bashing. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Reverse Summon by Mako-Hero reviews
The toads can reverse summon Naruto so why can't the snakes reverse summon Orochimaru? Anko acts as an escort for Naruto to the snake summons and finds out something interesting about Naruto's plan for Orochimaru. Anko centric. Anko POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Partial Expansion Jutsu by TigerInTheMoonlight reviews
Oh, Tsunade...we all knew they weren't natural. Humour, Swearing and a stupid mistake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Tsunade S.
Medical Session by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
A fan request from madnaruto. What happens when Naruto and Shizune are alone in a medical tent? What happens when Kyuubi is bored and decides to mess with them? Well read on to find out! Naruto/Shizune. One-shot! Hope you enjoy it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 213 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Why I would like to be a Sith by lord of the land of fire reviews
A short list of the advantages of being a Sith Lord
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Naruto of the Uzumaki Clan by Phibriglex reviews
Based off of what is known of the Uzumaki clan. Naruto is taken from the village at the age of 6 to learn Uzumaki Fuinjutsu from his grandfather. Coming back 10 years later, he will make himself known to the world. Strong/Smart Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Namikaze's Rebirth! by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Naruto had a twin sister, taken away to train by her mother's order for 18 years? Would he accept her as his sister upon her return? Or Maybe something more? INCEST! NARUTO/NARUKO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 621 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Alpha by VINcredable reviews
After the Invasion of Pain, Naruto's life takes a drasticly different turn. Dreams are fulfilled, loves blooms in the most unexpected places. Naruto continues to fight with the help of his new loves. NarutoxTsumex? Warning, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,158 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I.
A Change in Plans by Toa Naruto reviews
What if, instead of focusing on getting Sasuke, Orochimaru decided to abduct Naruto, and turn the boy into his loyal weapon? How different would things be? Can Naruto be saved, or will he be a Sound nin for the rest of his life? Eventual NarutoXSamui
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - [Naruto U., Samui] [Jiraiya, Tsunade S.]
Arnold Loves Helga by SuprSingr reviews
Brought to you by "SuprNintendo Productions"... What would happen if Helga had never erased her name from the wall in the episode "Arnold and Lila"? The answer is inside.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,922 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Please by hitori.no.boku reviews
Anko knew she wouldn't let him go. Couldn't let him go. Because waking up in the arms of Uzumaki Naruto had been the best moment in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Pick Your Vice by ChunkyLover584 reviews
Naruto returns from a traumatic mission and Konoha's Snake Mistress takes it upon herself to cheer him up, in her own "unique" style. NARUxANKO.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Matter of Bad Timing by lord of the land of fire reviews
Some times the great tragedy isn't that we fail to love, but that we wait too long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Subtle Hints by Driugenesis reviews
NaruSamu Samui and Naruto spend time together whenever she is Konoha, but she wants more than friendship, so she attempts to hint to him. Valentines Ficlet
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Samui
The Scandal in Konoha by Inuyashahiei reviews
It's ten years after Sasuke returns to the village and everything returns to pretty much normal, until Konoha's resident troublemaker finds out something to rock his and his daughter's world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Kimi wa un ga yokatta, or You were lucky by WolfbrotherTitan reviews
Naruto's life has never been easy, but it's about to be rocked when Hana finds him living in a tent and decides to take him home with her. What will the family think when she asks if she can keep him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Never Will Compare by nodirection reviews
Why Naruto will never love Hinata... a narusaku warning: light hinata bashing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
The Last Order by zigyy553 reviews
10 years have past since the failure of Mission: Sasuke Retrevial. Banishing Naruto after the failed mission, they have welcomed Uchiha back with open arms. With Oto on their backs, Konoha calls on 2 legends for aid. Volume 2 now out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,541 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
When Pigs Fly by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Coming Home by Xyshuryn reviews
After an extended trip with Jiraiya, and the end of the Akatsuki, Naruto returns home to find himself in the aggresive embrace of a brunette medic-nin. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Hooray for bad Intel by Hawk reviews
One of the worst things that can befall a ninja, is going on a mission based on faulty Intel. But for Naruto and his temporary team-mate, it might just turn out to be the best thing to ever happen to them! Completed! Rare pairing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 605 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete