Yo,Holla,Hi,Hello,Oi and Hey! Im Neko-Chan17! And Please take the time to read my boring profile! THANK U!! Name: Lizzy Gender: Female Apperance: short brown hair, blueish green eyes, pale skin and uhhh...im short :P Sexual Orientation: Straight ( I LOVE MEH BOIIIS!! =D ) Age: ok...uhm in all honesty im only 13 XD im going into high school next year, i know im very young but, im mature for my age! (at least thats what im told) Favourite food: choclate covered pretzels!! YUMMMM!! Favourite drink: anything with caffiene (im addicted) Favourite colour: BLUEE ITS SO PRETTY!! Favourite Band: Cobra Starship Personality: well, genoraly im a very happy person, i can be very grumpy and emo sometimes but hardly ever. i can be very dumb and very smart at the same time, some people think i have ADD and sometimes i even quetion my abbilty to stay focused. I have a huge addiction to anime, i have watched it ever since i was little and i love it to death! my favourite show is one piece, because luffy is the awesomest person ever. i also have a huge addiction to yaoi. i know right, 13 and she likes yaoi? well i was raised to believe that being gay is no diffrent then being straight and that love is a wonderful thing no matter where you find it and i truly belive that. my parents both know what yaoi is and that im a fan of it, neither cares though there like "whatever makes you happy" =) but its not just anime yaoi that i love, i swear if i see a gay couple in the street i do the whole "fan girl" thing its quite funny. Here are my fav shows in order: 1.One Piece, 2.Naruto, 3.Bleach, 4.Full Metal Alchemist, 5. Kingdom Hearts (ok not a show but i still love it!!), 6.Ouran High School Host CLub, 7. Soul Eater and 8. Deat Note. now for the fun part! Im going too list my otps along with other pairings i like and ones i hate One Piece OTP- ZoLu others i like: LuNa, AceLu, ZoRobin, LuRobin, FrankyxRobin, SanNa, SanUso, NaVi, LuVi hated pairings: ZOSAN (worst pairing ever), ZoNa...thats about it Naruto OTPS-SasuNaru, ShikaIno, LeeSaku, NejiHina, ShinoKiba, KankuTen (i know CRACK) others i like: ShikaKiba, NaruHina, NaruIno, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen, LeeTen, SasuIno, EveryoneXNaru-chan, InoSaku, NejiGaa, KakaIru hated pairigs : naruto seme (i just cant see him being domante unless hes with a girl!), SaiIno, ItaSasu, GaaHina (wtf), ChoIno Bleach OTPS- IchiRuki, IshiHime, HitsuKarin (crack once again :P), UraharaxYoruichi others i like: GrimmIchi, RenIchi, ByakuRuki, HitsuMatsu, AizeGin, GinMatsu,IchiHime hated pairings: RenjiRuki, HitsuHina FMA OTPS- Elricest, Royai others i like: RoyEd, EdWin, AlWin, EdRose Kingdom Hearts OTPS- RikuSora, AkuRoku, Zemyx others i like: SoKai, Namora, Namiku, RiKai, Namoxas, Larxel hated pairings : Roxiri OHSHC OTP- HikaHaru ohers i like: TamaHaru, HikaKao, KayuHaru MoriHunny hated pairings: MoriHaru, HunnyHaru, KayuTama Soul Eater OTPS- SoulxMaka, Black starxTsubaki, Death the kidxLiz others i like: Death the kidxBlack star, Death the kidxPatty, SouxBlack star Death Note OTP- LxLight/LightxL others i like: LightxMisa, LxMisa DONE!! ok well heres some random stuff... Narutard Quiz 1. Who are your favorite characters? Naruto, Sasuke, Deidara and Hinata 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, ShikaIno, LeeSaku, NejiHina, ShinoKiba, KankuTen 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI FER SURE!! 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Sadly no.. but im getting an akatsuki coat soon!! 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: 2 posters, 16 books 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? OMG YOSH!! I AM DESTINED FOR NARUTO!! RAMEN IS SO YUMMY!! Sasuke: sends me death glare o-ok sorry u can have him eheh 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINAAAA! 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU 4 LIFE, i dont mind SasuSaku though 9. Which team is your favorite? Team Gai =) 10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) i donno, im kinda confused about that 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Ok, if you DONT support that theroy, your retarded 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? DEI-CHANN 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not all fillers 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yup 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Hell yus 17. Sub or dub? BOTH _ 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? En...depends what mood i'm in, but usually Pro-Sakura 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FRIKNG FUNNY AS HELL 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? TOBIS A GOOD BOI!! 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? uhh...well gai has some serious problems, but i dont think hes an ugly nerd or a sexy beast 22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Naru-Chan or Dei-Chan grins evily 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOMENESS IN GREEN SPANDEX! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? ITACHI!! OMG he could be all "BROTHER DEARR!! HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOOL?? I MADE YOU COOKIES!! 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?...why the hell would i be here if i didnt 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? ya 27. Do you like lemons? ...im only 13 but...yes i do :P I AM SO SICK MINDED!! I BLAME MY SISTERSS!! 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? yes my dad calls him Nerdo...=P 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? SASUKE VS THE LOG AHAHAHA too funny 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? yuuuuup 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? mmmm...one of my friends, but i wouldnt say shes hooked 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? no 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? not really 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? i was broke to begin with 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Only if there is a yaoi verson =D 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? HELL NO! Pein is the leader GEESH 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yush i do, and about a millon 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Hes always sexy 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? nah, i tried to make one once...that ende horribley, but i do think they r cool! 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? O HELL YA End Homophobia: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Girls 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile. Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic post this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. 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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile! Fun things to do at WalMart!! :) 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride) 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid You Know You Live in 2009 When... 1. you go to a party, sit down, and take myspace/facebook pics 2.you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3.the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/myspace/facebook 4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV 6. your evening activity is sitting at the computer 7.you read this list, and keep nodding and smiling 8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this 9.you were too busy to notice number five 10. you actually scrolled/looked back up to see if there was a number five 11.and now you're laughing at your own stupidity 12.put this in your pro if you fell for it. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator 1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Kay well i hope to get my stories up ASAP bye-bye for now |