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Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

Sophia, Daughter of Apollo.

100% Supernatural Trash

Major Hetalian America is my husband

Hardcore UsUk shipper, with a sprinkle of Spamano, a little PruCan and a dash of SuFin with a SwissAus frosting.

Asexual. Deal with it.

History nerd and rap lover = Hamilton obsessed


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Hi everyone! I'm trying to learn Finnish so I would appreciate help! I don't know much yet, but I'm working on it. Kiitos!

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In Dreams: Book 1 by Rosimae reviews
Be careful what you wish for. Missing Percy, his friends are granted a wish by a god to learn of his adventures. But will this wish be what they wanted? Or will they regret ever entertaining the idea it of. This is an overused 'characters read the books' fanfic, so bring your book if you have time to waste! PercyxAnnabeth, JasonxPiper, TravisxKatie.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,581 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Complete
Roadtrip! by NotsoSugarQueen reviews
It's a whole new summer, and with the counselors at camp setting out on a cross country road trip, it's definitely going to be interesting! With an enchanted RV, plenty of pranks and Leo Valdez driving, what could possibly go wrong? Please R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Never Let Me Go by Drake Hayward reviews
Five years ago they made a mistake, and she tried to correct it by making another one. Now that Annabeth is back, will old feelings reignite, or will her return be a bad thing for them both? Percy is determined not to let her in his life again, but one cruel twist of fate forces him to face the woman who abandoned him and his son.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,615 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
This is Athena's Thing, Not Ours by Aphrofreakingdite reviews
Zeus and Hera decide that Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Ares, Artemis and Apollo are being immature teenagers, so they turn them into mortals and send them to High School for a year. What will happen you ask? Nothing good...
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Artemis, Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite
Summer Love by Blondie B. Happy reviews
Annabeth is convinced that life will never be like a happy song, so she tries to keep it real. She decides to spend some time with her dad over the summer in Naples. She'll be working at the Waldorf Astoria Resort there for three months. It just so happens that a certain Percy Jackson is the lifeguard. Annabeth may not believe in love stories, but will he change that for her? AU/AH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Bed, Wed or Dead? by That Space Kid reviews
Peter, Tobias, Tris, Christina, Will, Eric, Zeke, Uriah, Marlene and Lynn join up for a big game of Bed, Wed or Dead! Shoes will be thrown and smacks given in this funny tale of who would you sleep with, who would you marry and who would you kill? Things get intense and with intensity we have Uriah making bad jokes. (Story better than summary!) Rated T for obvious reasons!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Uriah
Dear FanFiction by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The characters of PJO write to FanFiction and its authors. It concerns slash, lemons, pairings, OTP's, Tumblr posts, Tweets, pop culture, current affairs, and the stories in general. Just for laughs and fun, no harm intended! Rated T for language, references, and a very sexy Leo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do At Camp Half - Blood by an obsessive fangirl reviews
From making Percy the star of The Little Mermaid to sacrificing tree branches to annoy the gods, these are some things you should definitely try out when you get to Camp Half - Blood.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Chiron, Nico A., Percy J., OC
Something Always Brings Me Back To You by Blondie B. Happy reviews
No matter how long they're separated, no matter how far apart they are, something always manages to bring them back together.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Why They Shouldn't Die by alexander hamiltons reviews
A series of freeverse essays on why our favorite heroes shouldn't die. These are my opinions, so I apologize if I offend anyone. Chapter Four: Hazel
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Hotter Than Me by Ramblesx reviews
Rated T for a shirtless Leo Valdez. "About one house away from where I was walking, an old lady was setting down a pie on her windowsill. My mouth dropped in shock. But, seriously? People really do that? It was like something out of a movie. A mischievous smile etched across my face. I had to have that pie." Turns out that you shouldn't grab hot metal after it had been heated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
Screams by Guardian of Fear reviews
The older campers have to tell the new campers about them. They are always shock about what the two heroes have done. At the end of each story they always say, "They deserve better." Some even try to talk to the pair, but the son of the Sea God always turns to them and says, "We didn't do it alone," while the daughter of Wisdom finishes,"There were always others."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tyranny of the Sun by CP Nightshade reviews
When Percy Jackson is fatally wounded, a mysterious woman gives him an offer he cant refuse. Thrusted into the world of Darkness, Percy will find many things, Family, Love and happiness but when a Tyrant plans to destroy the Sun, will he return to the very people who abandoned him or will he stay with his new family? Adopted from Palerider365.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,628 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Percy J.
Forward Email Arguments by TeamLoki reviews
ONE SHOT:The Avengers all get an email saying that if they were in the Zombie Apocalypse, who would survive? You get the first items, to your left, right, and the last person you talked to. The Team argues about who would actually make it out alive.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012
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Emails from Olympus reviews
Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Percy J., Leo V.
Stubbornness reviews
Hello! Hello! Here's a story for Harry Potter fans! Contains Ron x Hermione, just a little Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2015
Happy Birthday Wise Girl! reviews
It's Annabeth's birthday! So say hello and wish a good year!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Annabeth C. - Complete
A Little Girl Named Ann reviews
A strange little girl in third grade with a brother and sister. Percy on the swing set. This is how I imagined the time when the cyclops stalked Percy on the playground… with a bit of a twist. It was a time when something actually slipped past the fates. The first, and hopefully the last time. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Sally J. - Complete