I am a musician who has been a frequent user of this website since the young age of 13. I hadn't quite hit puberty yet, nor had I experienced sex ed. All I can say on this matter is that this site has caused any man I have met to fail to meet my expectations. USERS BEWARE!

With that being said, I introduce you to my favored poisons: Loki, Daryl Dixon, 5th Officer Harold Lowe, Murphy McManus, George Weasley

But I've also been known to indulge in: Bruce Wayne, Eric Northman, FRODO, Legolas, Commodore Norrington, Captain America/Steve Rogers (usually only in a Loki triangle...but honestly, who can deny that ass?), and various others...any superhero usually will catch my attention.

Alas, my dedication to music keeps me from writing but it will never keep me from reading and I would love to give my analytic input on your writing.

Here are some fun facts about myself (aside from my fantasies...mostly):

I play the flute

I aspire to be a orchestral conductor

I play all the flutes in the family, but my favorite is the alto, it's sound is sweeter than sex.

I dressed up on Christmas day to go see LOTR: ROTK with my family. I was an elf. I stayed in costume at dinner as well.

I also dressed up for the premiere of the Hobbit. This time I was an ent.

I have a few nick names and all of them pertain to my hair: RED, Gingerbread, Whiskey-Ginger, Little Red Riding Hood

I am very proud of my Irish heritage...if Jameson ran through my blood I would drink it all day.

In a recent drunken haze, I discovered I've had a crush on Dick van Dyke since I was a child.

Julie Andrews and Dick van Dyke have beautiful chemistry. Mary Poppins wouldn't be the same without that.

I WANT A RELATIONSHIP LIKE BERT AND MARY POPPINS.

I am in love with Titanic.

If I haven't watched it in awhile I go through withdrawal and a ritual erupts where I must watch it at least 4 times that week.

I love Kate Winslet...I have a girl crush on her.

My ex pointed out that one of the primary reasons I watch the movie so often is because I like looking at the dresses.

Don't forget the hair combs!

I also feel obligated to smoke and drink with my Irish people in steerage.

THE MUSICIANS!

The scene where the glass dome breaks is my favorite. The chord that follows is the most glorious thing I've ever heard with cinematography.

If I'm drunk enough, I'll try to convince you that hearing that chord would make it okay to drown.

As creepy as it sounds I am fully memorized by the water. It's like it is calling me to dive into it's depths. Perhaps it claimed me in a past life...

Lastly..."RIIIIIIGHT!" or "IS THERE ANYONE ALIVE OUT THERE?" "COME ABOUT!" I love 5th Officer Harold Lowe.

My ex failed to realize I would sit through the entire movie just to see less than a minute worth of footage with that beautifully Welsh man...in uniform!

I hate math.

I hate people who try and talk about math to me.

Usually when I meet someone who isn't involved in the arts the first thing I ask is if they have to do math.

I'm really dumb when it comes to math.

My favorite pieces of music that I've performed: Scherezade, Maslanka No. 4, Petrushka , Casanova, Symphonic Metamorphosis

I've played some really weird new music for flute. I am WICKED.

I love art...and film...and dance...and aerials...and of course...literature.

I realized my relationship was amiss when I was reading a work by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

In just one sentence, it dawned on me that I wanted someone to see me just as Fitzgerald saw the world.

LOOOOVE the lost generation authors.

I like to take my time to read.

A well written story allows me the wings to escape the world.

I usually wish to inhabit Middle Earth.

I love Norman Reedus' arms.

His arms are my king.

I can't get over them.

I really like when they are covered in blood.

I have no shame in how turned on grime covered Norman Reedus gets me. None at all.

I don't really have a whole lot of shame to begin with.

When I was inebriated I saw past my lust for Tom Hiddleston and recognized Loki's potential for evil.

...I sat up abruptly and stated in some sort of hypnotic trance..."My body's ready."