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Joined 11-23-15, id: 7315184, Profile Updated: 04-23-19
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Name: Qwerky-Qwerty

Age: Teenager on the inside (but honestly, being a Time Lord and all... I may have forgotten how old I am)

Gender: A Unicorn Onesie (a purple one to be specific)

Height: I'm never in the front of a group picture, but not even close to being in the back.

Likes: Fighting off evil zombie turtles while eating Ramen, and watching Netflix with robot intergalactic pirates.

Dislikes: Randomly getting teleported into a dimension without sunscreen, and loosing wifi connection while snorkeling in a lava lamp.

Okay Stuff: The Familia, K-pop, Anime, Food, Books, Death... and life too I guess, My bed, My dog... and more stuff... and memes.

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The Dark Below by DarthPeezy reviews
Izuku was never Quirkless. Sometimes, Quirks hide until they are triggered. Izuku died and came back. He gazed into the abyss and it followed him home. Everything he thought he knew about the world is about to change because there are monsters lurking in the dark below. Izuku wonders if he is one of them. Crossposted to Ao3.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,537 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Shouto T., Fumikage T.
A Promise You Just Can't Keep by starmini reviews
When Lucy meets an arrogant treasure hunter, the quiet life she's built for herself is shattered. Adventure, betrayal and love now await her as she confronts the dark truths of the world, and of her past, alongside Natsu—whose own mysterious past threatens to come between them. How far will Natsu go to keep a promise? How far will Lucy go to break it? -NaLu (Gruvia, Gajevy, Jerza)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 191,037 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Gray F., Juvia L., Lucy H., Natsu D.
In the Hands of a Prophesised Vice by 4Eirlys reviews
Rewrite of Merlin's Guide as to Why You Shouldn't be Voldemort. When Voldemort resurrects Morgana to help with his plans, the Old Religion cries out in agony to Merlin, to help him restore the balance. With the help of friends old and new Merlin must return to Hogwarts to protect the children. But nothing is as it seems and as always, it isn't going to be easy...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,414 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Voldemort, Luna L., Morgana, Merlin
Spellbound by Iymea reviews
"Maybe coming to England wasn't one of my greatest ideas." A stupid mistake lands Danny in the custody of Albus Dumbledore. With the Ministry on his case and a wonky-eyed wizard watching his every move, surviving the wizarding world might just be the biggest challenge of his half-life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,369 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P., Danny F.
My Craft by OnTheCobb reviews
Devoid of memory or purpose, a new Crafter is pushed forth into the unforgiving land of Minecraftia. Armed with nothing but his wits, he must…well…actually he's pretty witless. Hopefully he won't get killed in the first week. Hopefully.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,231,238 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 7/2/2015 - OC
The Quirkless Genius by InvertedObsidian reviews
Izuku Midoriya has his world shattered by his idol. Unable to come to terms with himself, Izuku throws himself into an outlet where he could forget about his powerlessness. Inventing, The once cheerful and happy go lucky boy is now reduced to only talking when needed to or interacting when he is spoken too. Can his best friend and former bully help him out of the dark hole he's in
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,684 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 1/8 - Izuku M., 1-A Students, Katsuki B.
A Reflection of the Light by Harp in the Willows reviews
She scrubbed the windows, replaced the linens, and brushed away the cobwebs in the dark corners of the manor where the peculiar little creatures liked to hide. It was, after all, her job. But there was nothing in the job description that prepared her for the Demon King recovering in the guest suite. Contains LuciferxOC.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 5/17/2018 - OC, Lucifer
Diplomacy Gone Wrong (Under Editing, Please Go To Chapter 18!) by little-anonymous-me reviews
With a shaky relationship with the state of Amestris and the magical community of Britain, a diplomatic party of two plucky state alchemists is sent to Hogwarts. When another mission is surfaced, involving an even more plucky wizard boy and a Dark Lord, Edward Elric is less than thrilled. So is Harry. But there's nothing they can do about it. Oh well. Better get this done with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,775 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 7/19/2018 - Harry P., Edward E., Roy M.
Another Form Of Power by Jade Tatsu reviews
In the wake of All Might's rejection, Izuku goes with Sensei. From there the world is changed. Sensei has many quirks and many plans. Tomura is the obvious plan, the one everyone focuses on. Izuku is the hidden plan, the one that bides its time before striking when you least expect it. Both have power and purpose but only one needs to succeed. Villain! Politician! Adult! Izuku AU
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,899 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/2 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shigaraki T., Black Mist - Complete
Are You Sure This Is A Good Idea? by BuffPidgey reviews
For political reasons, Britain asks Amestris for a bodyguard. For political reasons, Amestris sends the Fullmetal Alchemist. Unfortunately for both sides, neither Harry nor Ed really like this idea. Unfortunately for both boys, they're stuck with it. Crossposted on AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,466 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 7/10/2017
Unforeseen Circumstances by A Sometimes Lazy Writer reviews
When Saitama and Genos have a mishap with a certain alien ship's warp drive, they find themselves dazed and confused on the ground at USJ. How does everyone react to the duo's presence at UA? With rising tensions, strong enemies, and some strange hijinks, let's find out! Rated T for some language and violence.
Crossover - One Punch Man/ワンパンマン & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Saitama, Genos, Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students
Dance Upon The Frozen Magic by Kaggami-chan reviews
Hitsugaya Toshiro never wanted to go to a magical school, he knew it was a terrible idea, he felt like he could freeze someone. However, he had been chosen, there were souls awaiting to be freed, and couldn t just leave, no matter the dangers and revealing of secrets that awaited him. Next chapter will be slightly late. Wish me luck, I have a report to defend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 194,934 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/11/2015 - T. Hitsugaya
Joint Custody by Cheru-chu reviews
"Arrangement?" "Yes, an arrangement," I looked at the green haired boy from behind my hands, "W-we could share him. H-he could spend time with you and time with me." He blinked, "Or I could just kill you." A story about an unfortunate girl who eventually bribes our favorite green-haired Gehenna prince into sharing Behemoth and all the ensuing chaos caused by the odd relationship.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,297 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Amaimon, OC
The Hogwarts Mission by Zardi47 reviews
Team Seven is working together again, and this time the mission seems a little... magical. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke get sent on a year long mission to protect Hogwarts during the Triwizard Tournament. Occurs around 1 year after the Fourth Shinobi War, when Sasuke was still on his redemption journey. Rated T for potential violence, dark themes, and mild cursing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,106 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 2/4/2017
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 3,988 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
Merlin Emrys and the Goblet of Fire by PIPESx2 reviews
After Seeing a vision in the crystal caves merlin decides that it is time to come back into the wizarding world to save it from destruction. the only problem is there is only one spot left at Hogwarts... First Year. This starts in PoA but is mostly set in GoF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Merlin
A Villainous Twist by Eimana reviews
All Might never lost the Slime Villain upon his meet up with Midoriya Izuku. Bakugou never needed rescue, All Might never witnessed Izuku's potential as a true hero and thus never went to apologize to the boy for his misguided words. And Shigaraki Tomura had been witness to the crushing words the Number One Hero relayed to the desperate Deku. Villain!Deku
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,491 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 6/20/2018 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shigaraki T., Black Mist
A Study in Alchemy by SylvanDaggers reviews
Edward Elric would never become a teacher– never mind teach at a school for magic of all things. So how did he end up at Hogwarts? With a pair of mischievous twins, a murderer on the loose, and an alchemy class to teach, will the Fullmetal Alchemist be able to survive his year at Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,153 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Remus L., George W., Fred W., Edward E.
Shiromukuro by RecklessXBeauty reviews
The year is 2021. Yukina, along with Sophie and a crew of new friends, embark to Chi-1 Sagittarius to help fight alongside Kennosuke and a resistance to stop Efy Dolgh's galaxy invasions. With lives on the line, Yukina will stop at nothing to be reunited with the one she loves. Will her resolve be strong enough? Will Kennosuke still love the woman she's become?
Kuromukuro/クロムクロ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,958 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/21/2018 - Published: 4/6/2018
Stay a Little Longer by 2Kay7 reviews
Because Midoriya Inko never turned out to be the strong, loving independent woman we all knew. This Inko couldn't deal with an absentee husband with the occasional paychecks being sent, nor deal with working to make a living while raising a son. But most of all, she couldn't handle a quirkless son aspiring to be a hero. "Be a good boy, alright Izuku? Mama will be right back."
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Izuku M., Inko M. - Complete
Suna Suna no Naruto by ShadowedAuthor reviews
After the Genin exam debacle, when Iruka failed to arrive to save the day, Naruto was left to die in the deserts of Kaze no Kuni and his "salvation" at the hands of the Snake leaves him fundamentally changed. Wandering into Suna, his path naturally crosses with another sand-user, whose psychosis causes some awkward misunderstandings. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,551 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Naruto U., Gaara
Naruto: Hogwarts Chronicles by FFZ3ldaKnight reviews
Shinobi reach beyond their borders at the end of the war. Naruto heads off on a new assignment as a teacher. Is Hogwarts ready to face the number one hyperactive knuckleheaded ninja?
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,620 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Naruto U.
The Second Toll by Silvershadowe reviews
Professor Edward Elric is a mystery. He doesn't believe in magic, is terrified of Transfiguration, and his health is less consistent than the Weasley twins's DADA attendance. It's up to the students of Hogwarts to uncover his past... before his strange illness kills their young professor. Rated T for language and blood.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,702 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 10/3/2017 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Edward E.
A Gradual Fall (Working Title) by MackIsMagic reviews
He wasn't sure when it happened. All he remembered about the sudden change in view was that it was definite. Midoriya might have seen heroes as something to look up to, but that was the past. They were just people that were born lucky and lived lucky lives. Maybe the solid realization is what lead him to agree and join the League of Villains. Maybe it was gradual, or all at once.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,267 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shouto T., Villain Alliance
The Man in the Cell by Quiche.exe reviews
There had only been one man in all of Azkaban that sent true terror into Sirius Black's bones. He was not a violent, or angry, or deceitful man. No –he had easily been the nicest man Sirius had ever met. So the question stood. How had a man like him ended up in Azkaban of all hell holes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,177 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Naruto U.
The Elite Guard by SiriusBalisticPretzels reviews
Harry really wasn't quite sure what to think of Dumbledore's new security measures. He got the general idea but he didn't really see the added benefit this supposed elite guard offered. They were all rather...strange. One-shot turned drabble series. Slightly implied SasuSaku. ANBU!team7
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dysfunctional by insxnerate reviews
Was this madness, perhaps? In fact, it was insanity- it was the final point of despair that this boy had feared to reach; it was the point where the last of his pieces broke into millions of invisible shards that can never be gathered again. He had become a dysfunctional lunatic that had lost its mind. Villain!Deku.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,099 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 5/1/2017 - Izuku M., Katsuki B.
The Alchemy Teacher by Tash the Traumatized Teapot reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,424 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
More Than a Princess by RayreeAnne reviews
Princess Lucy Heartfilia is on her way to meet her future husband when her carriage is attacked. She escapes into the woods and is wandering around in the dark when she is found by Natsu Dragneel, the second prince from a neighboring kingdom. Now what will happen that she's in the care of the kingdom and a guest of Natsu? (Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail. Cover Image by EmeraldTrees.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,930 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Spellbound Reapers by SapphireMoons reviews
When the Third Year for the Golden Trio begins, Soul Society is intrigued at a new revelation of deceased wizards. Hitsugaya Toshiro, Captain of the Tenth Division, is send for observation of whether wizards are deemed a threat; only to find that there are more problems in the wizarding world than they appear. SEQUEL - Order of the Heavens; is now up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,970 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Phantom's Course by ShyActiveReader reviews
Take Danny Fenton, a Halfa and savior of earth, grown up into a adult. You think he won't return to school. But sent him back to be teacher and lets see what will happened. Did I mention his new position its at Hogwarts? Step aside Professor Binns, there's a new (half) ghost in school and he won't have his student falling asleep. Placed in the fifth year; and rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Harry P., Danny F.
The Princess and the Pirate by LeeSUP reviews
Lucy Heartfilia, isolated and alone her entire life escapes from the evil clutches of her step-dad and finds herself aboard a pirate ship lead by none other than the notorious pirate Natsu Dragneel. An adventure ensues!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,081 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Fairy Ink by Missus Carlikins reviews
In which Levy is a tattoo artist, and Gajeel falls instantly in love. [GaLe; Tattoo AU]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
Pivot by Blight Purged reviews
AU. When Gaara is admitted to a psychiatric ward, he just wants to be left alone. But others come, trying to "fix" him. Only one catches his immediate attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,179 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Gaara
Dark Waters by Miss Mungoe reviews
There are creatures that lurk in the deep, a foreign folk not like her own, and the consensus has always been that merfolk and sharkfolk don't mix. But his strangeness is what compels her, and so to the dark depths she goes, heart wide as the ocean itself and her curiosity an anchor pulling her down, down, down–
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,369 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
Magic of Ninja by pa0lini reviews
Betrayed in the worst way, Naruto is now a hardened ANBU. Captain of the most elite squad. The War for fate of the Elemental Nations rages and Naruto's strength is needed most. So why is he now being tasked to guard Harry Potter? Thrust into a world full of politic, unknown enemies and allies with secret agendas, Naruto and his team must cope, and what is Kyuubi planning?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,398 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Babysitting reviews
Before graduating the academy, Naruto had a few adventures on his own. Fred and George just wanted to get past the age barrier on the goblet. Accidently summoning Naruto to Hogwarts was a surprise to everyone, what happens later is even more shocking.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/26