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Joined 02-02-04, id: 532645
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Hola!!!! I know no one reads my work but thats ok cause i do this for myself not yall. hehehe im sooo nice. soooooo... 5'2", brunett, green/brown eyes, 14, 8th grade thats me. Love music hate english. i love horseback riding. but no im not one of those sterotyped riders who are shovinous pigs. im normal... well mabey not normal. i gtg.

Favorite Books: LOTR, Harry Potter, Artimis Fowl, Series of Unfortunate Events, Trickster's Choice, and more i can't think of.
Favorite Movies: LOTR, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribean, and i don't remember nemore (go figure)
Fav Pairings:
HG/RW- DISPACABLE!!!!!!!
HG/DM- i absolutly luv this one
HP/GW- this one just works i think
HG/FW- kinda
HG/GW-ok i guess
FGP/Tom Felton- hey! i can dream can't i?

Hot guys: if u can't already tell i think tom felton is hellishly hot! y is it that all the hot guys r from europe? u don't find many cute guys in alabama or really in the u.s. at all. except ashton kutcher,that is.
fav german phrase- "Ich bin eine Limo!" translation "I am a lemonade!"
fav spanish word(thie only one i no besides hello)- "polla" translation "cocked dick"

FYI: for a 14 year old 8th grader i am pretty disturbed and odd and nasty ain't i? i no i am, thats what makes me so terribly luvable! ya right! i scare most guys away. so if u have aol instant messanger, email me ur screen name and i'll give u mine. p.s. the only reason im saying this is cause i no no1 will read this! ~fgp~

things u should no about me( u may not want to no them but im telling u neway):
- i love reviews and email (hint hint!)
- i play the flute and piano and would like to play the guitar and drums and bass guitar
- i am smart but i am really ditsey
- i love rock music
- I wanna become a band teacher cause im like in love with music even though teachers dont make squat
- i am a slob and can never do stuff on time or forget things
- i have never gone out with neone
- i love movies mainly stuff with fighting and blood (lotr, pirates of the caribean, stuff like that)
- i love to read
- i love german cuz it sounds like english
- i promise i will finish my stories even if i don't ^date for a year
- my new phrase is "the blondes are stealing my sanity" dont ya love it?! (no offence to blondes or nething cuz i like blondes.)

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Time To Switch by Halle reviews
Sirius switches bodies with James and learns why James is meant to be with Lily....mild use of language. CHAPTER 10 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 1/10/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Troubled Waters by Obsessed4 reviews
Almost finished! DMHr. A new course is added at Hogwarts. Will it bring them closer, or break them apart? Plus, a new teacher brings humor, and something else, to Snape's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 128,382 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco's Favour by Draco-Malfoy-Severus-Luva reviews
DMHG Draco decides that it would be funny to spill ink all over Hermione's robes. As a result, he gets detention and wants payback so he curses Hermione...He ends up owing her a favour, anything she wants... - Let the fun begin!-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,048 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dare You To Move by Mjade-1 reviews
DHr. Rage was welling up inside Draco. For a minute, he thought it was Hermione, when Blaise mentioned the library. And for some bizarre reason, even though he detested her, he felt like knocking the smirk off Blaise's face. Slightly AU with HBP release.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,575 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Senior Week by SweetDreamsMuse reviews
Well, first you take senior week, add Harry Potter and co, a couple gallons of alcohol, a dash of sex, and a pinch of love for good measure. And there you have it! it's also a HermioneDraco fic, so be ready for that- r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Mysteries by Melpomene blue reviews
Sixth year has begun and Hogwarts is still without a Defense Against the Dark Arts master. But what secrets follow Dumbledore's choice as she takes her post?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Stuck on You by Atiannala reviews
A Potions Prank creates a rather 'sticky' situation! What is it? Read to find out! This one is going to be fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Chosen by Janie Lupin reviews
unfortuanatly you don't have a choice, you've been Chosen.", she said. Her compainions laughed qietly at the joke. dmhgootpspoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Let Go by SNAPxCRAKLExPOP reviews
voldemort is defeated but at a terrible price- as hermione deals with her loss she discovers that she has to re-live it all: along side her worst enemy PLEASE RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One Last Time by faLLeng0ddeSs reviews
Pansy " I'd Like to say a few words to you please listen for awhile... this concerns the man i love the one who made me smiel.." Hermione "Pansy's dying..." she cried... please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Curse That Went Awry by Skittering Hot Magenta reviews
Obviously, you're the walrus, Granger." "Wait, why am I the walrus?" "Because there obviously can't be two carpenters." "Can you do anything with wood, Malfoy?" "No, but that's beside the point." "Ugh..." Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
At Last The Light by Elle Granger reviews
Not all sons are like their fathers. Some fathers will stop at nothing until their sons follow in their own footsteps.kill anything that stands in their way. Can Draco protect Hermione Granger from the biggest fear in his life, or will he die trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
It's the Law by shadow violet212 reviews
There is a new law and it affects Hermione and others in the school. HGDM eventually, just not yet. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All's Fair In Love And War by Astra Greenleaf reviews
Draco's finally done it! Caused Hermione to threaten him with revenge! But no typical revenge, mind you, the kind of revenge involving practical jokes! Choose your allies carefully, you might wind up with a spider in your bed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Summer After reviews
this is my first fic so be paticent. expect percy, herms secret romance, voldie and more! pg13 for later chaps
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004
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