ZOMG MY FAVOURITE BOOK EVAR IS THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT-TIME!

-flail- Sorry. I had that revelation last night. 8D

oddball ˈädˌbôl informal
noun
a strange or eccentric person.

gumball guhm bawl informal
noun
a brightly colored ball of sugar-coated chewing gum.

Put them together, and you get Guddball! -koff- Long story.

Well, hello! x3 I rox ur sox off. No, if you were going to ask, I don't usually use chatspeak. Let's see. A little about me: I totally abuse emoticons, I hate Twilight, I love Discworld, The Hunger Games, The Host, anything by Dick Francis, & THE CURIOUS INCIDENT OF THE DOG IN THE NIGHT-TIME YAAAAAAAAY. I tend to dislike fantasy, but I do like mystery, thrillers, romance, comedy, science fiction, and pretty much anything you can think of. I'm a naturally hyper person, and although many call me random, this doesn't mean that I scream, "I like pie!" in the middle of a conference. Since when did pies become random, anyway? They seem pretty on topic, to me. I'm absolutely fine with slash, but I prefer not to read smut, thank you very much. I love commas and semi colons. They're awesome, okay? 8D I love The Lion King, sheep, Panic! At The Disco, Jack's Mannequin, All American Rejects, Boys Like Girls, Simple Plan, Matchbox Twenty, Plain White Tees, and other awesome music. _"

Um. Lessee. Did you know that in September 1999, Dustin Philips of the US set a Guinness World Record by drinking a 400 milliliter 14 ounce bottle of tomato sauce through a straw in 33 seconds? And that bullets travel faster than the speed of sound? Thus, it's to late to dodge after you hear the sound. And in France, no pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner. And more than 50 of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. And once, American Airlines saved 40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. Sharks are immune to all known diseases. The movie, Daredevil, was banned in Malaysia, because after cutting the violent scenes, the movie was too short to be shown just 7 left of the original movie. And my personal favourite... in Liverpool, England, it's illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

Okay. I'm done now. 8D Carry on! And for the important stuff.

Names: Odd or Katie. I'll go by either. xD

Age: 14 years! Turning 15 September 13th.

Fav Pairing: Peeta x Katniss! x3 All the way! Although Vimes x Vetinari, too, and Ian x Wanda. OH OH OH AND CROWLEY x AZIRAPHALE.

Range: I will willingly write for The Hunger Games, Discworld, Good Omens, The Host, or pretty much anything that doesn't have anything to do with vampire romance yes, I know that since I adore The Hunger Games & The Host, I should, by all rights, be a Twi-hard. But I refuse to sink to those levels. Just send me a PM if you want to co-write; there's a good chance I'll write with you. (:

Beta Readers: At the moment, I already have a beta, Alien Emerald, for my current story, A Hunger To Live. If anyone wants to offer their services, though, just throw a PM my way.

List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1. Crowley (Good Omens)

2. Vimes (Discworld)

3. Ian (The Host)

4. Katniss (Hunger Games)

5. Westley (Princess Bride)

6. Aziraphale (Good Omens)

7. Shetani (Lion King II)

8. Owlswick Jenkins (Discworld)

9. Kreacher (Harry Potter)

10. Peeta (Hunger Games)

11. Saxon (Mouse Guard)

12. Bigwig (Watership Down)

a. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Aziraphale x Saxon. ... DUDE. SAXON'S A MOUSE. But come to think of it... Aziraphale x Saxon? HELL YES.

b. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Katniss. Er... no. Not particularly. Sorry.

c. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bigwig x Owlswick Jenkins. Bigwig is a rabbit… and Owlswick Jenkins is, like, a paranoid forger guy, living in his own little world. I think not.

d. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Kreacher. I wish. That would be so freakin' awesome.

e. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Vimes x Aziraphale. No effing way. Aziraphale is, like, a gay angel, and Vimes is some kind of tough military fella. NO. NOOOO.

f. Five / Nine or Five / Ten? Why?

Westley x Kreacher / Peeta. HAHAHA KREACHER TOTALLY. But on a more serious note... probably Peeta. P: Kreacher's a freakin' house elf. And besides... Peeta kind of reminds me of Westley, in some kind of twisted way. x3

g. Is there any such thing as One / Eight fluff?

Crowley x Owlswick Jenkins. I seriously hope not. Like, seriously.

h. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Westley. Never. xD I've only been on here for two days, if you recall!

i. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Crowley and Shetani (wtf?!) are in a happy relationship until Kreacher runs off with Shetani (hahahaha!). Crowley, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Saxon (who is, incidentally, a mouse) and a brief unhappy affair with Aziraphale (WHY WAS IT UNHAPPY? WHY? WHY?), then follows the wise advice of Westley and finds true love with Bigwig. A rabbit. Why oh why didn't I stick to humans only?

j. How would you feel if Seven / Eight were in a fight?

Shetani x Owlswick. Eh, Shetani would probably eat Owlswick alive.

k. What would you think if you found Five was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Westley. I would go get his autograph. Like duh.

l. How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber duck?

Owlswick Jenkins x Saxon. I would scream bloody murder and probably kill Saxon.

m. How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Vimes. Ah, but you see, he would never do that. ... Right?

n. If you saw Nine and Three in bed together, what would you do?

Ian x Kreacher. I would laugh hysterically, and then leave them together to, ah, enjoy themselves in peace. God knows that Kreacher needs it.

o. What would you say if you found out that Twelve was a rapist?

Bigwig. I always knew he had that look in his eye...!

p. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Peeta. I would beam, hug him, and probably start crying into his shoulder.

q. What would you think if One was emo and had tried to slit his wrists?

Crowley. Eh, that's kind of normal. He's a demon of Hell, after all.

r. What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

Katniss. I'd smile, thank her, and then back away. Very slowly. Making no sudden movements whatsoever.

s. Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Aziraphale. He probably needs it more than I do. "Jeeze! Say hi, Azi! You gave me a heart attack!"

t. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Katniss x Shetani x Kreacher. I would think it's rather sweet of them, actually. And I'm curious to hear Kreacher's singing voice. I'm certain he's been holding out on me.

u. Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

Vimes x Saxon. I would... suck up to Vimes and drool over his shoes every day, and probably treat Sax with a kind of wary obedience ("Write down your homework in your books! Now!" "SIRYESSIR!" "And be quick about it, or I'll hit you with my magical ninja stick!" "SIRYESSIR!").

Thanks for reading. (: