I know my master has some strange kinks, but what kinky thing could he possibly do with innocent horseback riding lessons? Sasu/Naru ONESHOT, Yaoi, M/M, M Rated for a reason.

Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.

Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape reunite five yrs after the war. they cant help but fall for each other. Will their happiness remain or will the longing for a certain war hero, dash everything away? Dm/Ss/Hp. WARNING! Slash, M/M sex, graphic.

Sirius takes Remus into hand when he realises he's keeping something from him. Remus's POV. Warning: Contains m/m spanking.

Draco Malfoy gives Ron Weasley a detention. Rated for smut, language and non-con and slight underage. This is boy-on boy, if you don't like that, please don't read. Originally written as a roleplay, then smoothed over a bit.

Remus needed a few pappers for a new job, while collecting them he stuck in an elevator with a very sexy stranger.

Itachi goes a bit too far with teasing his darling otouto. Warning: Yaoi, incest, self-mutilation. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any characters.

Blaise decides to take what he wants.And he doesn't care what Draco thinks. Warning: M for strong content. Semi-rape, see inside for explanation, don't read if you don't like rape/forced sex..DMBZ

Written for 5 Drunkfics on LJ. Please read warnings before you read. Things heat up between Riley and Peter when they go to a party and return to Peter’s house completely smashed.

Fred and George are in a prank rut. A little song by The Lonely Island might be able to help end it. Rated M for continuous use of the f word in the song lyrics and just to be safe. Other wise it would be rated T.

Shikamaru returns from a mission and seems to be avoiding his lover Chouji... Yaoi contents so skip this you're not into it.

The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!

Joey and Seto have just started dating and they haven't actually kissed yet. What will they do to remedy the situation? Puppyshipping! REVISED.

Harry and Draco have had enough of Snape's disgusting stench and they Imperio him into taking a bath ... let the scrubbing, lathering, rinsing, singing and dancing begin! Humor/Crack!Fic. Complete.

My second rap, and this time it's a tale about Harry and Voldy, with the rapper being Harry, but you can only blame me for this not having a beat:

It was bad enough he’d had to go with Ryou’s friends to the beach in the first place, even worse that he’d not returned unscathed. He failed to notice Yami’s eyes following him up the staircase. Darkshipping, YYxYB. Hard YAOI. Uke-Bakura. One-shot.

Seto/Jou. A simple misunderstanding can go a long......way..... LOLS a two-shots people! FUNNY, SEXY, HOT! Part two will come if you love it!

A very lemony Yaoi! Orokabu :3 In tall grass, Kabuto and orochimaru are having a lot of fun. Expecially when it's Kabuto's first time.

Somebody really likes George and will do anything to have him.

Kaiba can't stop thinking of Pegasus. Pegasus can't stop thinking of Kaiba. You'd think this would be simple.

Pegasus knows why Kaiba is so cold and unemotional and is willing to do whatever he can to fix what Gozaburo has done. -PegaKai, KaiPegs- -yaoi lemons- Update: Many of the chapters have been rewritten, day 14 up now

A young Kabuto learns a harsh lesson in his lab.

What happens when Jacob finds himself in a chamber, chained up, with a mysterious person watching him, thinking of all the things he can do to him..? Slash Edward/Jacob Yaoi! Reviews would be nice

"Whatever you do, don't laugh at him." Will is finally going to make his move, and Warren... doesn't react well. Sequel to "Fortune On Fire". Will/Warren slash.

Need a little backup in a fight? Maybe you just want to annoy him. Or you could just think he's hotter as a wolf. Get it? Hotter!...ANYWAYS, here's our list of 20 ways on how to make Jacob Black transform into a wolf. Team Jacobers,we love you guys!

Ron makes a horrifying discovery one morning when he wakes up in bed alone.

Conversation at the Slytherin table is never boring. Warning: Slash. Foul language. Gutter minded fun.

Frieza is lonely and terrorized in Hell. Who knew that he was so weak against the denizens of Hell? And that is even further proved by the arrival of a freshly-killed and lusting Cell.... Yaoi, Cell/Frieza, smut, rape, torture. My first DBZ fanfic!

Many says that a good day starts with a good morning, and a good morning is for many people is when one gets a good hair day. So how does Orochimaru start his morning in that dark cave of his which is far from civilization?, M For violence

Orochimaru wants something very specific for his birthday this year. OroKabu I don't know how to use the 'fruit' warning, so EXTREMELY HEAVY YAOI CONTENT! Don't read if you don't like

AU Oneshot. Orochimaru x Neji. Oro is a world famous, but lonely photographer. Neji is a typical, shy college student. Both become each other's muses for a new, more fulfilling life. Yaoi and such.

Iruka wakes up in a hotel. He's not sure how he got there, where his clothes went or why he's having trouble moving. Then he realised he's not alone. Limey and contains Yaoi but all in good fun.

When Fred and George discover that they have similar feelings for each other, some pretty hot stuff happens. FWxGW, twincest, slash, and basically just an excuse to write pure smut. Written in George’s POV.

George knows something Fred doesn't, and just can't keep it to himself anymore. But first, he has to get Fred alone. And then, hope that it comes out right. Simple, right? Twincest, gift fic for Colette1me.

Fred discovers a photo booth and just has to show it to George. Twincest!

It may have been the old, creepy house, or the ghost that lurked within its walls, but something gave Haru the distinct feeling that he was living in a horror movie. kyoxharu

If you can't handle intense Yaoi rough smut please don't read this, this is not or the faint of heart. Also this is a crack pairing I'm doing for a contest, so please enjoy and review what BTC does to Edward Elric.

Shino wakes up in a hotel room... only to realilize that Kankuro, of the hidden sand, is going to rape him. My first yaoi oneshot, lemon. KanxShino or KankuroxShino. Naruto Yaoi Story, yes lol. Please leave reviews!

Pegasus and Kaiba are trapped in a car together. It's very cold outside and Pegasus has a suggestion as to how they can warm up. 0.0 Warning Yaoi. iluvstrawberries, this one is for you.

Sequel to ‘Much Madness is Divinest Sense.’ Albus is determined to make amends for his previous subterfuge by whisking Severus away on a romantic holiday. Things do not go exactly as planned. ADSS, humor and fun, COMPLETE

When Albus’s subtle attempts at seduction fail, he resorts to extreme methods to see if his feelings are returned: he takes a young lover, hoping to spin Severus into a jealous frenzy. Comedy of errors ensues. Oodles of fun! ADSS COMPLETE

What kind of fool does he take me for! he thought angerly, I know what he's up to! He probably planning some way to get back at me EnvyxGreed Drabble.

What can happen in 15 minutes between the two most unlikely characters!

Silly fic. Seto loves to make his puppy scream. OOC.

completed HPSS slash -- Severus is forced to participate in Hogwart's teacher auction and is bought by an eager Harry Potter.