Is a happy ending for CS in sight?

~FB Response: Yes, yes the fuck yes y'all gonna get 2gthr. You know why? You know why the fuck why? Cos this whole time you've been shovin' down this melodramatic bs of their relationship the whole course of the series pretty much down out damn throats. I'm done w/ this shit and you yoyo-ing my feelings on these two fuckin' fools, same thing w/ SQ. But nah, we ain't gonna get in that. CS is going to prevail, only the fuck cuz y'all messed up enough where I don't give nifty shits anymore, so shut the fuck up and put that coral ass ring on her corpse finger. That same finger looking more morbid than a McDonald's chicken nugget y'all suck the life force out of from the same generic bs y'all throwin' Emma's way. But to sum it up: Fuck u and suck my hating ass self and these nuts—I don't like them! They're too salty and just taste plain weird at times—omega 3 my ass—and that texture ain't helping either; FUCK your smoothness... (I'm not really hating, this post really just provoked an eye roll... then the speech, lol) And I'm aware of some contradiction, but this is just to be taken lightly, of course w/ the authentic ardour. Ahhh, now that sounds like me. 4:54 am, 3.21.17

Currently (editing): I was bored, okay? So yeah, that post is pretty old from FB, but it's what ran through my mind and I thought it'd be interesting to share. Anyway, hello, name is Chink in Armour for those new. 'New' cos you probably just noticed me from reading something I wrote, and smacked your dry mouth thinking if I'm worth a profile page to read. I dunno, you tell me by the end.

"And in depth they went!" you say.

Alright! *claps* You're still here and that means you're bored and got nothing better going on. So how was your day? ...Really? Well shizzz, mine wasn't shit either. It was The Shit ;)
Anyway, stretch your ligaments out, cos I'ma go on a little tangent here (here's your 'sine' ;D), for your entertainment and to show to you I'm genuine and other stuff like that. I mean, you told me your day, so you're obliged to keep reading, yeah?

1. Here's the thing—imo, and I would admire if you respect it, regardless of personal bias—...I can honestly see CS being a couple. You scoffed didn't you? Regardless your censure, I can see them being an item for a while, which includes the marriage and so forth. Children? No. Retreats and sporadic expressive romanticism? Yes—the lovey dovey shit and all that. However, I can see the marriage failing thus leading to divorce. That or Killian's death, choose your pick. From there, I can envision the SQ Friendship depicted on the show (tho, c'mon! It still looks at times they have some lowkey hate toward each other!) to turn into something more. Eye's wandering, innocent thoughts of holding hands or a nice dates happening leading to steamy thoughts ("How steamy?" Oh, okay. I see how you roll. U might as well be panting your tongue if anything—no judge tho) and then their romantic relations. In summary, CS is probable, but will inevitably lead to SQ, and I'm fine and content with that. If anything, I find it somewhat believable, either you accept their relationship, SQ, or don't by then; and if you don't, all there's to do is shrug. Honestly, you think two women that'll be middle-aged with an adult son they both share custody and love, will care? I sure as hell wouldn't, and given you read this far, and is more than likely rational, I'm guessing you wouldn't either. I'm glad we're on the same page. Now, truthfully believe it or not, I was a CS shipper (probably more shaming to say than substance or alcohol abuse given Swen), and I can see how that could 'impair' my thoughts of them canonly being together. Yet, it is what it is, and this is what I feel comfortable with. Albeit, I do enjoy thinking of both women falling for each other now in their prime (not that they'll ever wither, but always stay radiant), although that's just an appeasement that usually leads to interesting fanfic ideas—for me at least. Also, and hold onto your hats cos this is gonna blow them off since this opinion is considered taboo in the SQ fandom, but I honestly think CS is a good looking couple, no doubt on Emma, and Killian? Oh c'mon, (I incredulously scoff like it's obvious) apart from the minority, I know there's a good chunk of us that can't ignore the Captain's looks. "Captain?!" It's his title, is it not? I'll leave it at that to ease some of your raging hearts and boiling moods.
   OutlawQueen? Indifferent still. W/ his beard, Robin looks like a scruffy cat.
2. I had another lil' tangent about the sensitivity of ppl on the internet and how it's pretty much a dumbass move to try and provoke someone w/out acknowledging internet etiquette. And how I'll type an innocuous comment you'll take out of proportion while becoming defensive, and exercise your right of speech hitting your keyboard like a toddler, while I'm sitting here brimming w/ anxiety by the second. I typed 'Hi,' to you which you misinterpreted it as me accusing you on being 'High,' and well... supposedly you're foaming at the mouth now—hypothetical you. I made a That's What She Said Joke, then shifted toward All Said cos of the sensitivity of gender neutrality in order to show you I'm not sexist (somehow giving a damn of you're opinion?). Then I called out that one butt-hurt person for calling me out for not adding the neutrality before stated, then chided some more on butt-hurt ppl in general. And somewhere in there self-deprecated myself. So yeah, a mini tangent of a tangent..., that's rad.

Okie-artichoke get this man on karaoke, cos he lightin' up on the dancefloor, spewin' out these bars like some str8 up gore.
This the sh!t that I live for B-)

Right, hope you had some fun or were entertained and I made a good impression for you. There's some commentary on my first profile below if you're up to it. It begins when you see this, ~ .

Hands over water! Au revoir! Go on and git! Deuces! (let's bring it back, just not in a douched way) Reach for the stars! and other endearing terms for goodbye 'til next time. 6.21.17

~I wonder what the next profile update will look like... maybe it'll be a mini one-shot w/ another rant, and the last being a banner saying it's under construction, when really that's it. Man... that'd be a middle finger

Right... so I've been a reader for a while going under different guest review names most times. Took me a while to get an account, but for incentive it was (ignore when I joined... messed up somehow but fully joined 1-23-16). Wow, this feels so surreal typing this... heart is going like a jackhammer, gosh! Alright so here's the thing 'bout me:

I'm awesome ~Nah, I'm more humble and grateful then ya think. Though, awesome isn't really 'awesome' anymore is it?

I think ur awesome ur magnificent for taking the time and reading this honestly

I enjoy OUAT and Supernatural and basically anything unnatural and scandy in this world (not too scandy though, get ur mind out the gutter, ew)

I enjoy reading more since I found this site which i'll tell how soon (S4 and S5 spoilers, so y'know, stop at your own whim or ignore this)

My personality is quirky, offbeat, weird, whatev you call it as long there's no malicious intent towards it

I love, love, love music: Florence the Machine, Broods, Halsey, Smoke and Mirrors (Imagine Dragons album) and way more. Check them out and never be afraid to expand your palate. ~Other additions include: Troye Sivan, Years and Years, The xx (fuckin' love 'em! So stay da fuck away, ya hear?!), OMAM (stay away from them too), Tøp (no I'm not edgy, so hush), Gambino ("Troy and Abed in the morning!"), Calvin Harris, Radio Mirror Park, a plethora of singles in alternative-rock/indie and such, The Weeknd, gradually opening to J. Cole, and gotta love DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar (faves are DNA. cos uh, well... damn, ELEMENT., FEEL., LOYALTY., and basically the rest to shorten.) I was always a fan of Swimming Pools and Don't Kill my Vibe, but Money Trees sold it for me entirely—it's so hypnotizing. Now I'm looking forward going backward listening to rap and some R&B—hearing the evolution. If you're wondering though, I grew up listening to 90s, early 2000s rap and R&B and pop, as well as Kat Deluna, Sean Paul, Shakira, and the goldies that'd make anyone nostalgic. I'm currently getting into the good ole' progressive house too, like Kaskade. For fun I'ma throw y'all a (somewhat) oldie: "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco. Now here's a 2 am listen: "4 AM" by Kaskade. I'll stop here since I could go on and give an essay on why I'm passionate for music. Though, never be afraid to expand your palate, and always remember there is always a piece, or pieces, in any genre out there for you.

I'm usually a calm person compared to my reviews (just think of it as a cool part you get to witness of me) not that my reviews are erratic or ill towards anybody/story ~So pair this w/ the humbleness (Cos y'know, "Bitch be humble"), the quirkiness, and the nonchalance, then you'll at most get interesting A/N's. But then again every author's A/N is unique...

All in all I like to think I'm a good person you get to know, not trying to be egotistical, just saying :)

I'm a SQ shipper and in the words of the ecstatic loyal shippers "SQ is endgame!" Although to be candid, I accepted it may never be canon and just take the enjoyment of both the girls being happy w/ whomever they choose (though they can do better *wink*). I'll probably update this time-from-time in case I get bored or whatev. Ok, so here's the quick (I hope) and truthful time I found this site... and the shipping of SQ... and the def. of "ship" aside from the boat:

After S4 finale I was ecstatic Swan became the Dark One, my reaction was "hells yeah! shit 'bout to get fucked up!" But as we witnessed it didn't, major effing disappointment imo. Ugh! So many opportunities there, though I enjoyed everything aside from the lovey-dovey declarations of love from the pirate and "his swan" -.- I digress, when the first ep of S5 ended and Swan's awesome Dark One outfit I found why I loved the show again and decided to put her up as the Dark One as my screen saver on my desktop. Scrolling through images on Google I came across one of her kissing an apple (one of those white-theatre mask faces if u know what I'm saying) but with an Evil Queen one kissing her cheek, I'm all like "what the hell?!" (I was CS at the time, such dark times) and click to take me to the page which said "I did it for Swan Queen" I vaguely remember. Anyways I'm on a tumblr page (which I don't have, meh) and there's a lot of gifs of Em and Reg (love calling them this) with quotes related and non-related to the show about more than "friendship" and so I'm like what the hell? Mind you I was surprised but not disgusted in anyway. After 4-5 pages I'm 'bout to leave the page when BOOM, "try these fanfics" links on a page and so naturally I click on one, "By Process of Elimination" was my first (and so happy it was) but I had be discreet reading it like all infamous procrastinators supposedly working, and so it took me about 36-48 hours to finish. For like a month I was on and off the site until I decided to consume myself w/ as much stories as possible and so fell in love w/ SQ and ill towards CS but still indifferent to OQ (pinecone, ha!) ~Still, ha!

So yea, that's my "quick" but totally truthful moment of coming to the SQ and fanfic world! I am honored to be part of this fandom and community (SQ and fanfic). Oh! I found the def. of "ship" from urban dictionary... what a godsend! Honestly I'd be too rose-colored to function w/out it, though I don't want to know more than I have to...

Idk if I'm suppose to do this but better safe than sorry... I don't own any of the music/artists mentioned earlier, though I do own the right to like their music and get them more a following, so actually they should appreciate the mentions. And I don't own my 1st SQ story I read and fell for. There that said, you're more than welcome to PM me or whatev alt. way you have to contact me and ask questions, ask more music suggestions, talk 'bout OUAT or whatev really, or give me some music and/or story suggestions. The reasons are endless pretty much. ~If you're gonna give story suggestions, which I know u won't, I want dark stuff w/ good to proper grammar, unless you think this author or yourself has promise on improvement, something a bit complex and long, unless it's a good shortie, and follows the basic parameters of writing and story building/telling. I'm serious. I've become real picky lately since much fics are unfinished and never looked at twice; and (to me at least) 'once you read some, you read them all'; and seems to forget the basis of grammar - beta or no beta, you gotta try and put effort. A lot have good ideas and intentions, dark theme or not, but fail on the rest. Not tryna sound like a Grinch, but y'know, there's a good 1/3 of Once authors on here actually trying, so I'ma give 'em their props. I don't wanna waste your time, you don't wanna at mine, so let's make this work, alright.

If you read this whole page than why? honestly... why? Major thanks if you had and ur pretty much the awesomest most magnificent, coolest, generous person for reading it all. Thanks again, and hoped you enjoyed! ~Ew, I sound really cheery (tho humble, too...). For real tho, thank u for reading and giving this your time, hope you enjoyed (since it's my job/honor to entertain you), and deuces!