I'm me, nothing more, nothing less. I live in Connecticut and I achieve good marks in school. I go to school where Mr. Measor rules with an Iron Fist! No one shall be spared! People are herded in to camps and beaten with the grading curve of infinite justice. Okay maybe its not anything like that but its my profile so I can say whatever I want so ha ha on you.

Anyways, I am taller than something that is shorter than me and I weigh more than a breadbox. I am far older than a fetus and far younger than a corpse. Enough about me however, lets talk about people who are not me.

My friends are Kelly(darkpoet), Will(dekker), John, and Chris. My father is overly stressful and my mother is overly paranoid. Some of her paranoia has rubbed off on me so you'd better not come near me or I WILL BLUDGEON YOU WITH A GRAPEFRUIT SPOON!!! *cough* Oh dear, I lashed out irrationally again, sorry about that.

As you can see I need serious psychological help and so do most of my friends. It must be something in the water. Before I bore you all to death with my mindless ranting let me get on to the interesting stuff.

My Muses:
Shigeru Miyamoto
Jeremy the Evil Weevil
Bob the green chinchilla
those crazy hawaiin koalas from Peru
The Grandwizard
and last but not least: POCKET SAND!

My Interests

Music:
rock/hard rock

Books:
Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Movies:
James Bond; Monty Python

Favorite Quotes:
"The world is quiet here"

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
-William Shakespeare

"Work hard, but in the end its in heaven's hands." -the name Nintendo loosely translated

"You'd bet your bippy" -Mr. McCarthy

"Viva la pamplemousse!"

"The only person who ever escaped, never made it out"

"Oh, you'll open your eyes eventually. You have to breathe sometime."

This will be continued I'm just bored of doing this. Ciao

3/21/03 No school for me today! Hooray for Staff/Cirriculum development day!!!!!!!!!

I just wanted to say thank you to all of the soldiers who are out risking their lives in Iraq. Our condolences also go out to those who have lost their lives fighting to liberate the Iraqi people from a dictatorial regime. Our hearts, minds, thoughts, and prayers are with you. God bless you.