"SUPERMAN SAVES EDWARD CULLEN"

Edward Cullen and his new bride, Isabella/Bella were walking past the beautiful meadow near Candy Mountain. The new couple saw unicorns of pink, purple, and blue. Well, there were only 3 unicorns. Bella told Edward "Edward, I want a pony!" Her husband looked at her and said "Not now. Maybe tomorrow." And Bella threw a fit and started crying. Edward starting to feel guilty since he couldn't make his wife happy, so he promised "I'll get you a lion". Isabella began to jump around swiftly with joy and they were both content until a blue unicorn named Chucky (I know right? Who names a unicorn Chucky?) and he roared like a lion to Bella and Edward. Edward tried to scare the unicorn away by showing his blood thirsty fangs at the creature but it didn’t succeed. Chucky just roared back at him and he ran away. But as he was running. The pink and purple unicorns, Bonnie and Clyde grabbed Edward and tied him to a tree. Bella screamed "HELP!" but no one came until her fifth cry for help. Everyone heard the sound of flying and looked around. Bella began crying again because she was scared (as usual). She felt something touch her shoulder and turned around. She thought it was Edward but without looking, she kissed the stranger. She looked and saw that it was superman and not her dearest Edward so she began cussing at herself for making a mistake. Edward, on the other side of Bella just stared with curiosity and anger. Superman ripped the rope around Edward and threw pie at the unicorns and flew away. Bella screamed "Please take me with you!!" but Superman just ignored her. She turned to Edward and said "hi." But Edward just replied in the most preppiest dramatic attitude "Oh heck no girlfriend! You did not just diss me like that for that Batman character! Whatever. Honey, it over!" and Edward just walked away in the most beautiful way possible.

THE END