"Welcome to London. We have small strange gays, drama queens in the government, eyes the size of the moon, and two year periods where time inexplicably stops. Enjoy your stay!" "I've been here before, so you didn't need to say that." "Foiled again!" Mycroft threw a smoke bomb and ran away, panting loudly the entire time. [Crackfic, OOC, general insanity]

Will and Cassandra are trapped as slaves in the Oberjarl's palace. For the past 10 years they have known nothing but misery and each other. Now a select group of Araluen's go to the Oberjarl to offer a peace treaty. They are hurt on the way. That is when they come face to face with two people they though was lost forever Cassandra and Will…

Alyss yells at Will, who has no clue what he has done. Their marriage spirals downwards and only two people know why. The hardest part is getting them to talk.

Araluen has been invaded by an enemy force, and instead of fleeing with everyone else, Will chooses to stay behind. Everyone believes him dead. Horace returns a few years later, and is surprisingly led to him when searching for the leader of the Resistance. Will agrees to help him reclaim the country, but it seems something he is hiding could be the key to defeating their enemy.

He was born to be a Ranger. She was raised to be an assassin. What happens when they collide? Modern Day. AU. T for violence. SEQUEL IS UP!

How are two mortals likely to fare Under The Mountain? Two thieves with no magic, no understanding of the world they've just been thrown into and no way out. An Acrobat and a Crime Lord, against one of the most powerful monsters alive. Only Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa could make this one out alive (with the help of a few unlikely alliances)...

CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR "THE ROSE AND THE DAGGER." Takes place during the final two chapters of "The Rose and the Dagger" before the epilogue. OneShot from Shahrzad's perspective.

**On hiatus until further notice. May not be continued, depends on how I'm feeling about it later. I most likely WON'T be taking it down, but I just wanted people to be aware that this one probably won't be continued for a while.* See first chapter for summary!

Kaz has been offered a new, seemingly easy job by a mysterious privateer who calls himself Sturmhond. But will this privateer let Kaz run the job himself, or will he make things more complicated by getting in the way? Inej has her own suspicions about the golden-haired lynx boy. This story takes place after the events in the Grisha trilogy but before the events in Six of Crows.

Castiel is a reader, thinker and dreamer. He thinks he is insignificant, inconspicuous. He starts writing anonymous letters to express himself. Dean Winchester goes to the same school as him. Would the charismatic boy ever want to be his friend? (Highschool AU. Mainly friendship, but eventually Destiel.)

Halt, the most enigmatic person in the whole series, is revealed to be a Hibernian Prince *gasp* and this is how I'll make it. Sticks with the book, so I guess It'll mostly be about Halt age only up to 18. Humor & Comfort mixed with chapters. I own nothing. I was never good at summary, please read it and then review :)

Halt has a mallet trying to drive a wedge into his head, so it's only natural for his apprentice to unintentionally make a huge amount of noise, but of course, he cares more than enough to make it up. Set during Will's apprenticeship, slight Father/son!Halt/Will.

Laetitia swears James is the best thing to have happened in our lives; even Laetitia does not believe that. Beneath a mask of optimism and layers of crap fed directly to us by him, she knows just as well as I do that his presence is a curse. - An AU in which Sherlock has a sister, Mycroft is 'dead', and the Holmes siblings are in the care of Jim Moriarty. Mentions abuse and rape.

Back one more time! When Halt winds up raising Will from a much younger age, complications arise and many adventures are had. Features the final years of Gilan's apprenticeship, a very young Will, parental Halt, humor, action, fluff, coffee...it's all in there.

Yes, this is my revised and updated edition of Friendly Foe, almost totally re-written for quality. Now, more realistic, with the characters more likely to act like themselves! The story from three years ago has come back to life, hopefully better than ever! How far Will will go to keep a dangerous secret, and what will it cost? Majour Will!Whump ahead!

Dean's little brother is suddenly kinda... little.