Hi bitches, we are Emma and Dilara.

Random meaningless stuff about Dilara - I am completely obsessed with manga and anime. I love drawing, reading, looking at fanfic and trolling through pinterest. My favorite subjects are drama and art, and I have loads of inside jokes about Canada (*cough* Hetalia *cough*) And other shit. I am a strange child. My favorite colors are turquoise, blue, red and black. I don't like my sister, doing things normally, not eating and working for pretty much anything. Sometimes I swear, but Emma's mainly the one who swears in this friendship. I am the apple in Drapple. Just love llamas forever! I am also known as the Pineapple God.

Random meaningless stuff about Emma - I am completely obsessed with all things Harry Potter/Criminal Minds/Disney. I love reading, singing, dancing (badly) and listening to music, and I'm almost always with my friends. I love drama and art, and most of my inside jokes are about sharks or feet because I'm strange. My favorite colors are periwinkle, black, grey and white, like my soul; I don't like spam or people who pretend they know everything or work. I swear a lot (like literally every single sentence I swear in). I am not an apple, I swear.

Our Favorite Harry Potter Characters:

If someone hates your guts, feed it to them. If someone loves your guts, they're probably a zombie - Pewdiepie

Always - Severus Snape

Dobby is a free elf! - Dobby the free elf (no shit Sherlock)

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Unless you don't have any friends, then just sit in a corner and cry - Pewdiepie

Can I stroke your glabella? - Danisnotonfire/AmazingPhil

Don't kill anyone. People die if they get killed. - Pewdiepie

CANADACA - Dilara (just say it out loud, I know, it's confusing - Emma)

I don't need your shit anymore - Emma

If you ever take advice from a duck, remember: Don't, ducks can't talk. You're probably on drugs - Pewdiepie

Can you not - Emma

Take the bus - Hannah (Emma's sister)

You can never be hungover if you're drunks all the timeszs. - Pewdiepie

A Mafia boss always supports his subordinates in whatever they do. Even if it's illegal. Especially if it's illegal - Reborn (From the fanfiction Nubivagant)

MAKE YOUR DAMN SWORD GO PSHII~ PSHII~! DON'T LET YOUR ARMS GO BURN~ BURN~! STRIKE HIM WITH A BOOM AND SCORE THE DAMN HOMERUN!- Hibari Kyoya (from the fanfiction 'Overly Attached Twins)

Favorite Harry Potter Ships:

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

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Well, that's all, folks. For now.

x Love, Emma and Dilara x ~~~~Llamas~~~~