The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

6th year AU Draco is bored in potions class and spots Hermione's new wardrobe change. Hermione is unaware of her allure to the opposite sex. Will Draco enlighten her? Harry is obsessed with Blaise. No Voldie, just pure flirting and fun. Hermione/Draco & Harry/Blaise Rating for occasional language and slash in later chapters.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.