Hello, greetings, aloha, salutations, and various other synonyms. You can obviously see my moniker on top of the screen, so let's get down to business.

A few facts about me:

Contrary to my name, my actual favourite Pokemon is currently Rockruff. I just feel Altaria fits me more.

Upcoming Fanfics

Champions of *starting town in Gen 8* Town: Sword and Shield

Finn Prince has had a good life, and has equally good family and friends, so it's surprisingly easy to let his children and those of his best friend go on their first journey through Galar. A fighter, a brainiac, an interpreter, and one girl trying to stay sane amidst them? This should be interesting.

Lightning and Night: Earthquake

When an ex-Berserker wakes up in the night, he thinks back on what brought him to where he is now. Rider of a powerful Exterminator dragon, member of the A-Team... and adopted son of the daughter of Berk's chief and her husband. Jalf can't come up with any complaints.

Lightning and Night: Rolling Clouds

His village is gone. His people are dead. He's trapped in an Outcast dungeon, and his skill with throwing knives can't help him. But things change, and soon he finds hope in a girl who says her father will come for her- and she won't be the only one rescued. Jardar's backstory.

Suspended Fanfics

Lightning and Night: Merry Snoggletog

The fight with the Berserkers is over, and peace has come for the vikings of Berk. However, a new problem has emerged. The dragons, for an unknown reason, have flown away from Berk, and nobody knows why. Now Hiccup must find out what has happened- and he must do it without his sister

Current Fanfics

HTTYD: Lightning and Night

Stop me if you've heard this before, Boy meets dragon, boy trains dragon, boy singlehandedly changes the traditions and culture of his tribe. This tale is different. Hiccup has support when he needs it. Someone willing to stand up for him when no one else will. Someone who learns to ride a Skrill. And it isn't his father.

How To Train Your Garchomp

Hiccup Haddock is a new Pokemon Trainer starting his journey through the Archepelago. Armed with his Gible and aided by his friend Fishlegs, he hopes to have an ordinary journey, maybe collect all the Gym Badges and defeat the Champion. Unsurprisingly, the emergence of the evil Team Bludvist, among others, means that Hiccup and Toothless are in for one heck of a ride.

Miraculous: Warbird

When the Collector has Ladybug and Cat Noir against the wall, they’re saved by a mysterious projectile and secure the assistance of a new hero, Peregrine. Meanwhile, a child actor joins Marinette’s class, but those two things can’t possibly be related.

Jay’s Favourite Quotes:

I want! To SEE! MOMMY KILL GRANDMA! -Prince Cliff, Wings of Fire

Why does your advice always involve weapons? -Hiccup Haddock, How To Train Your Dragon

GET ON WITH IIIIIIITTTTTT! -Richard Hammond, The Grand Tour

Hammond. What you’re suggesting is, these aliens: they’re going to travel trillions of miles, using a propulsion system we can’t even conceive, and then they’re going to try and take over the world using 177 air rifles. -Jeremy Clarkson, The Grand Tour

Who knew student driving was such a brutal form of torture?! -Varvatos Vex, 3Below

Varvatos Vex commands you to... GET OFF HIS LAWN! -Also Varvatos Vex, 3Below