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 Author has written 11 stories for Mortal Instruments, Teen Wolf, Harry Potter, and Torchwood. Dead account | |||||||
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Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
One Candle by Lunesti reviews
"Normally, I can't sleep without my room being filled with light. But when I was with Ciel, one candle was enough. At least, until the night when IT happened and changed everything." Alois POV, Alois/Ciel, mpreg. Please read and review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,275 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Christmas Countdown by AfterEverAfter reviews
A story for everyday until Christmas. Malec Fluff! (Now extended to a Winter Fic)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,268 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Avant-Garde by Soyasora reviews
Ianto Jones is not quite 16-years-old yet, but he thinks he has met the love of his life. Jack is mysterious and enticing…and 8 years older than Ianto. But as if this were not enough, Jack has a dark side, and he starts to take it out on Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2015
Cursed or Blessed? by Whytofor reviews
When Clary asks for a favor from the Seelie Queen, she ends up blessing Alec with an ability...or cursing him? Malec mreg
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Punishment by OmgAdot reviews
The shadowhunters are forced to attend a term of "mundane" school. Why? because Maryse and Robert think it'd be funny. Izzy seems to be enjoying herself, but what about Jace and Alec? And Magnus?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,193 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Handle With Care by MistressKiko reviews
AU - Shizuo has his hands full with the seven children he looks after at KinderCare Daycare; even more so with an unexpected guest and the flirty little assistant who always insists on grabbing his behind. Rating may go up.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,447 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Hating Magnus by Malec-Obsessed-Fan reviews
AU/AH. Alec: Young budding actor rising to stardom. Magnus: Irresistibly hot, sexy and famous. Problem? They have to pretend to be lovers in an up-coming film, which would be fine and dandy, if they didn't hate each other's guts. Malec SLASH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,795 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Letters from Heaven by destinybond17 reviews
"Where are you, darling? Everyone keeps saying that you are in a better place, but where exactly is it supposed to be? Don't worry if that's really far away, I can start my journey right now and I'm sure we can soon be together again." Magnus/Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
You've Got Mail by kiwikid55 reviews
When Izaya Orihara signed up to a dating site, it was just another one of his games. He wasn't expecting to actually fall in love… and with an enemy at that. (DISCONTINUED)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 145,298 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Detention! by Malevolent-Chan reviews
Ciel and Alois are freshman attending Toboso High. What will happen when Ciel, a well-behaved student, receives detention with the school's "slut," Alois? Will Ciel fall for the unruly boy... or worse?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Ciel P., Alois T.] Grell S., Sebastian M.
Adopted by I-Is-Your-Bane reviews
When Alec's parents died in a car crash when he was ten. he and his siblings went to Idris Orphanage with hopes of being adopted. Alec is now eighteen and his hopes of being adopted are fading soon he can leave the orpahnage but what happens when he and his siblings get adopted? and what happens when the son of the new parents is so damn attractive?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,123 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,647 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Break Down the Walls by Miyuki Wynter reviews
Izaya is pulled off the streets by a client after revenge. At the same time, Shizuo hears some strange noises and decides to intervene. Shizaya. Contains non-con.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Wrong But Right by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
They met at a different place. A different time. In a slightly different world. But their love is the same...Everlasting and true. Basicly same caracters but different plot. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 118,284 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Malec Prompts by NadiaInklover reviews
HIATUS...Just small one-shots based on the ideas you give me :) Leave a comment or send me a PM with your idea and hopefully I'll get it down in a one-shot that will be displayed here ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Hush, Little Bartender, Don't You Cry by DRRRLover1224 reviews
After a little "accident" with a bad bottle of milk, Shizuo ends up turning into a baby. He's pratically rendered helpless, but when Izaya finds the blonde infant on the street, he sees a side of the informant that he never knew existed. Rating may (probably will) go up.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,318 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Truth or Dare, TMI Style! by MilliniumLint reviews
Another truth or dare story, but hey, I can t get enough of them!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Idris by I-Is-Your-Bane reviews
Alec is a mental patient in Idris mental institution and Magnus, one of the best psychiatrists in the state, goes there to see if he can help this impossible boy get better... (Malec)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,516 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Dear Magnus by TheBraceletGeek reviews
Magnus receives a letter, but it isn't from Alec as he thought it would be. Just a short little thing I wrote.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Whole New Cinderella by Her-secret-letters1800 reviews
Alexander Lightwood is a kitchen boy who works for a high class restaurant. Suddenly, the workers are asked to serve at a party thrown by the richest person in Brooklyn, Magnus Bane. AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,965 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Broken Hearts and Broken Glass: Malec Drabbles by Alicante reviews
This story has just changed to being a series of drabbles! All involve Malec. Some are set before and some are set after City of Lost Souls.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
Turtleneck by Legend96 reviews
There's only so many times Alec can get away with the "it keeps off the demon blood" excuse. Malec drabble.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Fujoshi's Dream by chibiqueen01 reviews
Warning! Yaoi (boyxboy) so don't like, don't read :D Shinra has a party and Erika puts her plan into action as if yaoi won't happen on it's own, she'll have to give it a push in the right direction. Shizaya. Rated M but should be MA. Inspired by deathnotelover12's 'unpredictable' :) COMPLETED
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,044 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Bored by Stephosaur reviews
Magnus Bane is bored and trying his hardest to not disturb his boyfriend but our favorite Shadowhunter has some ideas for keeping them both entertained. Smut, and a dose of fluffiness
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Cat and The Bodyguard by izayathenightmare reviews
Shinra creates a cat for Izaya, and Shizuo finds him cute. Fluffy random story. More chapters coming.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Silky Dreams by Lexia Clark reviews
When young aerial dancer Alec Lightwood says he hates newcomers in the circus, he means it. Can a new aerialist named Magnus change his mind? *All human* Circus fun and love so please check out!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,743 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Glitter, Ducks and Chairman Xavier by Deesney reviews
When Clary suggests that the boys go out for the evening together, Simon is soon stuck in an incredibly awkward situation after things get a little out of hand. Magnus is hyper, naked and covered in glitter, Alec also covered in glitter, and Jace is seeing things...'interesting' things.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Alec L., Jace W., Magnus B., Simon L. - Complete
Multiple I Love You's by Druzen reviews
Shizuo is working in a hospital where he has to take care of Izaya, a 17 year old who has multiple personalities. Sad, happy, angry, arrogant, can Shizuo learn to love them all? Izaya's game, will it pull them apart, or bring them closer together? Shizaya rated T, but might go up later *there will be fluff
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Run, baby, run! by americanskeleton reviews
Don't ever look back; they'll tear us apart, if you give them the chance! Alec is waiting for his best friend, who just happens to be running from security guards. MalexMale, Fluffy AU Drabble. Cx
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Dear Lord by MagnusBanelover reviews
I died from writing this. xD Rated T for language and nonsense.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Stuck by garnet750 reviews
in a very uncomfortable situation (one-shot, Shizaya). Note: rating changed.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Expecting by VickyVicarious reviews
"When Celty told him she was pregnant, Shinra fainted and hit his head on the floor hard enough to give himself a mild concussion." The story of a certain Dullahan's pregnancy. Celty/Shinra.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Celty S., Shinra K. - Complete
Neko Izaya by nekyoooma reviews
Izaya has got a problem. A big fuzzy problem. And Shizuo is more than eager and willing to do something about it. Shizuo x Izaya, Boy x boy YAOI, don't like, don't read, yadayadayada, established relationship, and I tried smut. so... *awkward silence* xD :D More descriptional stuffs inside :D Disclaimer inside also C:
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Christmas Time is (Unfortunately) Here Again by DRRRLover1224 reviews
It's that holiday season where people are running like their heads are cut off, especially for a certain poor bartender, but maybe after some "persuasion" from his raven-haired flea, he'll consider making a change...SHIZAYA, YAOI, SMUT WARNING! ONESHOT
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Magnus has some fun by clary-fray-herondale-lightwood reviews
While dressing up for Magnus, things get interesting. M because of later (as in second) chapter(s).
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
To Touch The Sky by LilyJadeth reviews
After an accident, Shizuo gains the ability to see the red strings of fate only to find that his own is attached to a certain informant.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 39,136 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
MOUSE! by Ugly.Paper.Swan reviews
ShinraxCelty. It was amusing watching Celty hunt down a mouse, but after a while, Shinra got jealous.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Shinra K., Celty S. - Complete
Kitty Shizaya! by sociallyawkwardwithagrip reviews
its our favorite two enemies going around again! this time they're kitties! Shizuo almost makes Izaya cry and to make up for it, he has a little "fun" with him. SHIZAYA pssh. of course. xD
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Shinra's Diagnonsense by sachi-sama reviews
Celty is faithful to Shinra, and respects all of his opinions... But there's no way he's right about this!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Eating Dinner by You're All So Vacant reviews
Alec and Magnus just want to eat dinner in peace. The measures they resort to though...they are simply ridiculous. Warnings; bad language, 'sex noises'. R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Innocent by blacknails512 reviews
Alexander Lightwood is sentenced to Idris Boot Camp for Juvenile Delinquents for a crime he didn't commit. He planned on staying there for the year he was sentenced to, but when he meets Magnus Bane, his own little world is flipped upside down. AU/AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,112 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Darling Malec oneshot by kielykools reviews
Malec. Fluff. Just a simple little scene of pure Malec fluff :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Other Side by valiantmongoose reviews
Alec finds an old trunk full of mementos in Magnus's closet and is upset to find that there's nothing in there to remind Magnus of him. Or is there? Inspired by the short story "Magnus's Vow".
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Faprag by UnderTheGrave reviews
Izaya passes the time waiting for Shizuo to get home. -ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP-
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Love in the Time of the Warlock Cold by HPfanonezillion reviews
Magnus is ill. Alec plays nursemaid.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] - Complete
Go the Distance by theonewhoneversleeps reviews
Oneshot, Malec. Just some fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Just Be Friends by Billxbesitztxmeinxherz reviews
Things in Alois Trancy's were always changing as he grew up. The only one constant, the very rock of Alois' life, is Claude Faustus. Alois/Claude
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,556 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Alois T., Claude F. - Complete
tattoo by Mad4Her reviews
Alec gets a tattoo
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fighting With Our Faces by CRQ reviews
ONESHOT. Simon tries to force Izaya and Shizuo to talk. With their limbs pinned together and their weapons thrown aside, there is only one option left. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Passing Notes by Dinosaurs Fly reviews
Bored as hell in class, Izaya decides to entertain Shizuo by passing him little notes. Written for kinkmeme.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Shizuo's Bow Tie by CRQ reviews
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Many Musings of Chairman Meow by MorbidMandy reviews
We have stories from Alec's perspective, stories from Magnus' perspective, but now I give you one from Chairman Meow's perspective. Thoughts and Musings from a cat. THIS IS A STRANGE STORY. Church/Chairman Meow Romance MERCH! .Multi-chapter.Malec Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Operation: Shopping by Shuichi Saito reviews
Simon learns the hard way that Jace, Alec and shopping don't mix too well together. Especially when it's for feminine products. Contains: Mild swearing, epicness and lots of homour. Malec. - NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jace W., Alec L.
Wanna Know How Alec Got Those Hickeys In COA by adessien reviews
Vote for the Hickey scene on Cassandra Clare's Poll to find out how Alec got those hickeys!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Lipstick by The-perverted-fangirl reviews
Alec is heading home from a night at Magnus's, but why is everyone giving him such weird looks? Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Milk Makes Everything Better by SilentAnokoku reviews
Little Izaya and little Shizuo fluff. Izaya is afraid of the dark. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Tension by ectohide reviews
This, Shizuo thinks, is what one would call "Sexual Tension".
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Aging by KissingFire reviews
After fifty-two years being together, Magnus still looks nineteen. He comforts Alec when he thinks he's too old...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Beautiful Mess by MistressKiko reviews
AU - A prostitute is the last thing Heiwajima Shizuo expected to encounter that night. But Orihara Izaya may be able to teach the business tycoon a thing or two about living life. And look damn sexy while doing it. Based off Pretty Woman.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,159 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Touching Moment by GreatWizardEmi reviews
Alec X Magnus, no like no read, a touching moment turns slightly silly, minor mentions of book 3.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Corpse Road by Soul Under reviews
"What's your name?" Shizuo questions thoughtfully, and the brunet looks back up at him with a small grin. "Izaya Orihara," he says; pointing towards the opposite end of the cemetery. "My family is buried right over there." ... Dark!fic. AU.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Of Elevators and Sexual Harassment by MistressKiko reviews
Because Shizuo was most definitely not on the 'people who get sexually harassed' list. Until now. AU, PWP.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Jace Wayland: The Owner's Guide by lunareclipse3 reviews
As you are now the proud owner of a JACE unit, these are the instructions on having it reach its full potential!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
25 thing's Jace ISN'T allowed to do by The Golden Eyed Angel reviews
What happens when the Mortal Instruments peeps write out a rule-book for Jace?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
Canoodle by PineapplePeopleSpokesman reviews
Magnus, Alec, Jace and Clary discover the wonders of canoodling. Sort of fluffy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Just Wanted To See by MauMaster reviews
Jace has great abs. Isabelle wants to compare him and Alec. Alec isn't the most willing of participants. Jace and Izzy? Well, they don't really care. All dialogue, pre-CoB.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Who Needs Science When You Can Have Hickeys? by Sparks and Sharps reviews
Celty and Shinra learn that Dullahan biology cannot defeat the power of love-bites. Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Celty S., Shinra K. - Complete
Happy, Happy Days by jxp7962 reviews
Five times in which Izaya laughs insanely. Shizaya. Rated M to be safe.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
DIALLING 1800 NUMBERS by Howls-Princess-loves-EdwardRoy reviews
It took Jace an embarrassingly long time to realise that Alec wasn’t remotely interested in their phone conversation. my first MI fanfic. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alec L., Jace W.
ways to annoy Jace by enigma of rivendell reviews
The tittle says it all people!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Jace W. - Complete
Magnus' Dirty Little Secret by RidingEdward'sVanquish reviews
Magnus expresses his intense love and dedication to Alec. Song Parody of the All-American Rejects "Dirty Little Secret". Cassandra Clare's seal of approval.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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Every Day reviews
The crew is curious to know where Jack goes every Thursday morning...
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
Things Like This Wouldn't Happen If Stiles Answered His Phone reviews
Instances in which it is opportune that Stiles answers his phone, and yet is disinclined to do so every time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014
The Tragic Kidnapping of Scott's Best Bro reviews
Or, "Scott, you have no business getting pretective over Stiles when you ignore him for hours on end in favor of Allison. No matter how beautiful her various body parts are." Implied Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2014
Adentures in Low Tide reviews
Written for the prompt "Harry and Luna get bored of Hogwarts and run away to the sea". I veered very off course, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Harry P., Luna L.
Cirque de Alicante reviews
After Alec, circus prodigy and avid strategist, has a disagreement with a devious caravan, his life is unexpectedly, irrevocably changed, and not for the better. At least not the way HE sees it. On the other hand, two years later, a chance meeting with the unnamed Magnus Bane, immortal adolescent with a grave, murky past, might just lead to his ticket out...or to Magnus' ticket IN.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Not Another Coffee Shop reviews
Because this coffee is sold in a health food store and is probably organic or something, according to Stiles. In which Lydia is told through pencil and paper behind Derek's back whom is dating whom.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles S.] Lydia M. - Complete
Much Better reviews
What would happen if I had written, or re-wrote, the Mortal Instruments series! Follows the story with many added details; Simon as main character as he deserves and Raphael, as well as Jace, as the love interests. Now off hiatus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Simon L., Jace W., Raphael] Clary F.
Stop and Smell the Flowers reviews
A collection of stories featuring our favorite couple. Jace is protective, and humorous acts ensue.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Jace W.
Never Let You Go reviews
A reunion, of sorts.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Dancing With The Downworld reviews
Magnus takes Alec dancing while Raphael does the same with Simon. Fluff!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., Simon L., Raphael
The Tiny Addition To The Banewood Family reviews
Alec wants a baby, Magnus wants to name it Tiger.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., Chairman Meow