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![]() Wazzup Wazzup? Welcome to this awesome profile I guess I should tell you a few things about us ;3 Folie à Deux Names: Tyki and Yuki Ages: 22 and 19 Eye Colors: Lightish Blue and Sea Green Hair Colors: Brown and Brownish-Reddish Height: 6"2, 5"7 Favorites: Color: Black,Gray and Red Number: 8, because it's infinity ;3 Food: Chocolates...not a good idea to give me any though ;D Shows/Animes : Soul Eater, Black Butler, D Gray Man, One Piece, Say I Love You, Happy Tree Friends.Pokemon.Teen Titans,Adventure time,Uncle Grandpa,Doctor Who,MyMusic.Regular Show.Spongebob Squarepants. Favorite Anime characters: (Soul eater): Black*Star, Death The Kid and Grikio. (Black Butler): Finny,Sebastian and Grell. ( D Gray Man): Allen Walker, Lavi, Kumoi , Kanda Yuu , Tyki Mikk, Jasdero. (One Peice): Luffy D. Monkey, Sanji , Zoro and Nami (Sat I love You): May (Happy Tree Friends): Mostly Flippy, Nutty, and Spelndid (But they're all awesome =D) Type Of Music: Rock n' Roll !!!!!! :P Bands: Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, 30 seconds to mars, Skillet, The Neighborhood.Hollywood Undead.The 1975,Imagine Dragons. ((so many more!!)) Albums: Infinity on High, Save rock and roll, A fever you Can't Sweat Out, Too Weird to live.Too young to die, Love.Lust .Faith.Dreams,This is war, night Visions.Awake.Rise. Animal: Zebras and Foxes!!! Symbols: Yin Yangs,Broken Hearts, F.O.B Logo, Skulls, Black Roses, 8 . Instruments: Piano,Drums,Bass,Violin and Saxophone.Guitar. Flowers: Black Roses and Poinsettias P.M me, I'll answer back.We love Meeting New People :3 Naomi...Who passed a bit back R.I.P.We love you. Shout outs To: Evie (Yuki): You mean more to me than anything in the whole wide universe.I can't survive without you I love you. Lilly (Tyki): I'd do anything for you,You name it I'll do it.I love you more than anything in this world.You are my everything,Personally I think I was dead before I met you my Panda =3 I love you. Coco-Chan (From Yuki,Tyki) : YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME AND AMAZING,PLEASE STAY THAT WAY !!! thank you for everything I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Ptsae this to yuor porifle if you can raed tihs! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE PASS IT ON! My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your crush rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "Signs" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would re-post this FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a time war. The Doctor (10): My head! [groans in pain] Jackie Tyler: Oooh, he hasn't changed that much, has he? 20 ways you know you are obsessed with Soul Eater: 1. You have a symmetry fit everytime you see something asymmetrical. 2. You dream of visiting the REAL Death City in Nevada. (Yes there is a real death city.) 3. When someone is being really crazy, you scream "I can't handle this!" and run away. 4. 98% of your fanfictions are about Soul Eater 5. You pretended to be Maka and try to find the Soul, Tsubaki, Kidd, Liz, Patty, and BlackStar in your life. 6. You celebrate Symmetry Day on the 8th of August. 7. You own a Blair Hat. 8. Your favorite number is 8. 9. Everytime you hear the word "fool" you automaticlly think of Excalibur. 10. When you are in science class dissecting something, you laugh like a maniac. (Me: *cough* stein) 11. You check eBay a lot for Soul Eater "collectables". 12. You watch AMV's for Soul Eater all the time on YouTube. 13. When someone asks you your weapon of choice you automaticlly say "scythe." 14. You've given all your friends a character from Soul Eater. 15. You despratlly WANT and NEED the Soul Eater video game. 16. You have the songs Papermoon and Resonace on your iPod. 17. You have memorized those songs mentioned in 16 in English and Japanese. 18. You have a stuffed giraffe named Patty. 19. You have twin pistol nerf guns. 20. When you and your friend are telling someone your names, you call yourselfs Liz and Patty The Ouran Alphabet A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join What my father taught me: 1. My father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My father taught me RELIGION. 3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My father taught me LOGIC. 5. My father taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My father taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My father taught me IRONY. 8. My father taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My father taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My father taught me about STAMINA. 11. My father taught me about WEATHER. 12. My father taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My father taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My father taught me about ENVY. 16. My father taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My father taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My father taught me ESP. 20. My father taught me HUMOR. 21. My father taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My father taught me GENETICS. 23. My father taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My father taught me WISDOM. 25. My father taught me about JUSTICE. BOYS AREN'T JERKS!! girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not! Please its to scary! Boy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:Fine I love you. Slow down! Boy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl: *hugs him* Boy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down. Boy:I love you babe. In the paper the next day... A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this... and ...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However,if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl". Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks." IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Favorite Sayings: "I'm all out of coffee Baby, I'd get some more but I'm too damn lazy" "I live my life one Y.O.L.O at a time, Ya know? And I think everything is part of that Y.O.L.O" -Andrew Hurley "People are always saying *oh what am I getting on my birthday?* well, you should just wait until your birthday" "Music school is where musicians go to die" -Joe Trouhman "I like to draw happy waves, Because...well waves can be happy right?" "Are you just jacking off a giant wiener in my hair?!" "Don't call me patch!!!" "Something about those clouds make me feel so happy and at peace, good job buddy."..."Awww thank you that's so nice, but nobody asked you so shut up "*said in a happy tone* "I knew you had an armpit thing, I knew you did, I knew it you dirty little man" " But you have to..."..."I don't have to do anything" "Sex at home with the peaches my friend" "let me put it in game of thrones terms...don't wake the dragon" "Would you rather relive your high school prom, or watch a video of your own birth happening?..." "Watch my birth happen" ..."why?"..."because i didn't go to prom" "He'll be like *your band suuucckkksss!!" And I'll be like click! " "I'm just a bod mod god...the rest of these guys are posers" "That guy Is just a beard...his whole body is just that beard" "Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues" "A bride on her second wedding doesn't wear a veil because she wants to see what she getting" "Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug" "no matter how cool or badass you think you are, when a toddler hands you their toy phone,you answer it. "that awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, even though you just answered her question" "I'm not a bad student, my Break time is just longer than my study time" "why are there no fat stick men?" "Remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 to slap that Mother Fer upside the head" "Some people just need a highfive...in the face with a chair" "I don't know why the UFOs dropped off all of these stupid people. but apparently they aren't coming back to get them" "Dude she just called you fat" ..."OH HELL NO!!...Hold my cake" "Its 6:45 am...you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 7:30 am...it's 1:30 pm at work...you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 1:31pm." "The only thing a man should want to change about his girl is Her last name,her address and her viewpoint on men" - Kid Cudi "What band do you wish would get back together?"..."Jesus' band " "I want to behave, but there are just wayy to many other options" "People call me weird...but I just think I'm normal with a twist of awesome" "Just Remember, When people talk shit behind your back.They took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you!!" ;P "S.C.H.O.O.L - Seven crappy hours of our lives, F.I.N.A.L.S - Fuck! I never actually learned shit, C.L.A.S.S - come late and start sleeping" "when I die.I want my last words to be: "I left a million dollars under the..." "the problem is not the problem,your attitude about the problem is the problem...do you understand?" -Cap. Jack sparrow "I'm still waiting for the day when I'll actually use what I've learned in number hell, in real life" "M.A.T.H - mental abuse to humans" "A cat sees a laser pen as satan" "It's not my computer...it's my wife...leave your filthy hands off of her!" "I'm not lazy I'm just on my energy saving mode" "Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?" Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?" "when life knocks you down, very calmly get up and smile then say "you hit like a bitch!" "You fall your friends laugh...you drop your phone and they ask if it's okay...your phone is apparently much more precious than you" " I hate morning people...and mornings...and People..." "Shoot for the moon, even if you don't get there...you'll be a star...Until you eventually die of hunger and float in the vastness of a place where you can't survive without oxegen...night kiddo" *parent giving his son a inspirational life lesson* "Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil" "a successful man is a man who makes enough money so his wife can spend it,a successful woman is a woman who finds that man" "infomercials...They aren't really teaching you anything, like math teachers" "Common sense is like deodorant...people who need it most don't use it." "How to tell someone they have bad breath without hurting they're feelings: "hey I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth" "My room is not messy, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit" "people say you can't survive without love...I think oxygen is more important" "Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive...and I woke up in a box" " Be the kind of person that when you wake up each morning and your feet hit the floor the devil says "Shit, shes up" "Top 10 reasons I'm a procrastinator : 1..." "After Tuesday. even the calendar Goes W T F " "Dear haters...I couldn't help but notice that awesoME ends with me, and Ugly starts with you" "Does anyone else think that Dora is blind?" "Does anyone else notice that Dora has been wearing the same clothes for the past 10 years?" "I don't understand why when I talk people tell me to SHUTUP and when I'm silent people ask what's wrong with me?" "If woman ruled the world, there would be no war.Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other." "If woman could read mind...man would be slapped 24/7 " "With great power comes great electricity bill" "when I was younger I thought the moon followed our car everywhere" "I use to think air was free.Until I purchased a bag of potato chips" "Hey..back off and don't mess with me.I know Karate, Kung fu, and 28 other dangerous words " "I called your boyfriend Gay and he hit me with his purse" "don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck" "Sitting in class wondering who will die if one of the fans fell..." "Definition of Stupid: Knowing the truth,Seeing the truth.But still believing the lies" " I had a dream about you...Awwwwww really?...Yeah,You died..." "Want your favourite song to become your least favorite song...just make it you alarm tune" "I don't think I'm going to make it,Save Yourself...Want some orange juice?...You're the best.Just hold the straw near my mouth" "Dad I'm hungry...Hi hungry I'm dad...Dad I'm serious...No your not,your hungry...You're joking!...No I'm dad" " u study,U pass...U pass,U get happy...U get happy,U play...U play ,U get tired...U get tired,U get sick...U get sick U die...So don'study" "If laughter is the best medicine,How come people can die laughing?" "I'm shy at first,But I do the most stupidest random Shit when I'm comfortable with someone" "I'm not crazy,My reality is just different than yours" "Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so close to monday?" "When I say I miss school...I mean my friends and the fun...not the school" "Sonetimes I listen to strangers conversations and mentally give my opinion" "I love my Computer because my friends live in it" "Rawr' does not mean 'I love you' in dinosaur...Haven't you seen Jurassic park? It means 'I'm going to Fucking eat you'" "If someone calls you a crazy freak,just say thank you...nothing throws people off like a polite crazy freak" "3 things I've learned in school: Texting without looking,Sleeping without getting caught and teamwork on tests!" "The difference between stupidity and Genius is that genius has its limits" - Albert Einstein. " The biggest lie I tell myself is 'I don't need to write that down,I'll remember it'" "The only reason in fat is because I'm small and my body cant hold all this PERSONALITY" "A jealous woman does better research than the FBI" "The more periods a person puts after 'okay' the less okay things are" "I'll have you know,I kept the Listerine in my mouth for the full 30 seconds" "I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it" "What if one day you wake up as a baby and realize your whole life was just a DREAM?!!" "Don't worry,One day you'll find someone that'll Smear your lipstick,Not your mascara" "Wrists are for bracelets,Not for cutting " - Kellian Quinn "Emo is over,You can all go home now" -Pete Wentz "You can only blame your problems on the world for so long,until it becomes the same old song" -Fall out Boy "I wanna scream I love you from the top of my lungs ,but I'm afraid someone else might hear me" "I'm hopelessly hopeful,You're hopeful enough" "I think Joe is underappreciated,I think Andy I underappreciated,I think Pete is underappreciated.I don't think people know how good they are. I think Neal Avrons is underappreciated.But if anything I think I'm over appreciated, I think Patrick Stump Gets enough attention" Patrick Stump "We really don't the label thing at all. Everyone likes to categorize and simplify things.Why? Don't try to describe it,Just listen to us for what it is" -Joe Trohman "I like how everyone posts about the FOB hiatus is like "OMG ITS SO WEIRD SEEING PATRICK SKINNY" Um excuse me,Can we just take time to see how ANDY LOOKS LIKE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON?!!!" -Patrick stump "I don't have a dirty mind,I have a sexy imagination" "I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word that I'm saying" "I'm actually a very nice person until you piss me off" "I'm the type of girl who can be hurt,But yet look at you and smile.I'm the type of girl who can brighten your day if I can't brighten mine" "I'm the type of girl that everyone looks at,But no one sees" "I'm the type of girl that turns the music way up loud,to tune out reality" "Girls are like apples,The best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they are getting the rotten apples that are on the ground,They aren't as good.But they are easy. So the apples on top think that something is wrong with them. When in reality.They're amazing.They just have to wait for the right boy to come along.The one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top...-Pete Wentz "When someone says 'You Suck' Say 'Not for free'.Watch the look on their faces will be priceless "Don't cry,Because it's over.Smile,Because it didnt give you herpes" "A Trapeziod is just a Damn Triangle With Its Head Cut off" "That moment when you talk to yourself and Smile like an idiot because you're just soo Funny" |
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