My

name

is

Carlos

and

I

Am

A

Hetalian

And

I

am

proud,

my

favorite

color

is

bananas

and

my

favorite

game

is

Portal

that

is

all

A Hetalian's Pledge I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta. I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room. I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures. I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich. I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking. I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous. I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet. I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender. I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am. I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores. I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing. I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name. I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules. I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas. I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far. I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems. I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short. I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess. I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic. I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature. I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun. I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays. I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy. I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots. I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare. I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat. I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off. I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask. I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!). I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish. I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved. I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay. I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong. I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME." Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!