A marriage of convenience between Petra Ral, a young noblewoman, and Levi Ackerman, the Survey Corps' strongest solider, becomes more than just a contract.

Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

A series of drabbles and short ficlets. All dramione pairing, ranges from fluffy to angsty.

When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.

"I love you." She finished, tucking her hair behind her ear, letting her golden eyes meet his. In that instant, she rendered him speechless. Levi Rivaille X Petra Ral, Rivetra, whatever you want to call it! Please read and review! ONESHOT.

Petra dies when the Female Titan smashes her into the tree...and wakes up in the Underground City, seven years into the past.

"Here I thought it was only a dance you sought, when in truth you mean to woo me. I must inform you that I am, as of now, a married woman." Aphrodite tossed her head. Her act was not fooling Ares in the slightest and he chuckled in response. "And yet you remain in my arms when a woman truly concerned with honoring her vows would have struck my face and turned on her heel."

/SasuSaku/ A world that tore them apart, and a love that gave the way. Prompt based drabbles who are mostly unrelated. Ratings vary from K to M.

"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"

One of them is desperately trying to remember their past while the other is forever trying to escape theirs. It's seven years after the war and Draco has managed to avoid almost everyone from Hogwarts, living a lonely life on a small island, far away from the wizarding community. But a familiar face in a cafe window capsizes his world into chaos. Dramione. EWE. Memory fic.

Like a dress, a relationship must be built with care; stitch by stitch. Petra struggles with her hidden affections for her captain. Levi struggles with himself. Through interactions and acts of kindness, they begin to weave a foundation towards friendship... and more. Multi-chapter fic. Rated M for language!

(Runner-up for Best Supernatural Fic Fall Awards in DFF) The blame, Draco would later muse, fell on Theo's shoulders. If it hadn't been for his insistence that they sneak out and throw what the muggles called a "kegger", none of them would have been in the forest that fateful night. But Theo had insisted and that was why he now had the urge to howl at the moon.

Collection of one-shots based on the SasuSaku Festival themes! Ratings from K - M.

Aphrodite doesn't think she knows what love really is, so she partakes in some self-discovery. Part of Windwhistles's Aphrodite Challenge. Includes Aphrodite/Ares/Hephaestus, Eros/Psyche, Orpheus/Eurydice, Echo/Narcissus, Hera/Zeus, and more.

SasuSaku - Canon Verse, Inspired by Road to Boruto/ Sakura's hurt her back and Sasuke is the only one that can take care of that stubborn medic. (Rated T for safety.)

Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Sasuke, Sakura, and the Uchiha family. o8: parenthood

/Sasuke&Sarada. SasuSaku./ After nine years, they learned to be okay. Most of the time, anyway. Papa would always miss Mama, and she would too—but they would be okay. They would live on. Happiness wasn't lost. ONESHOT.

When a guarded black-haired boy meets a gritty pink-haired girl, expectations aren't always reality. AU

Sometimes all he needed was a little reassurance. SasuSaku. Oneshot. Smut.

Perhaps, in hindsight, ruthlessly teasing her husband over the course of an entire evening wasn't the wisest decision ... or was it? SasuSaku. Oneshot. Smut.

/SasuSaku/ She just wanted to give him something special on his birthday, something that would make him happy—but the unrelenting deluge of the violent rainstorm outside their cave prevented that for her. Sasuke disagreed; there was one thing that she could give him on his birthday, something he had been waiting to bring up for a while now, but never could: a family. ONESHOT.

Life is made up of precious firsts. It's how we learn and grow. It's how we fall in love. Multi-pairing oneshot collection. SASUSAKU, NARUHINA, MINAKUSHI, and others.

/SasuSaku/ He'd never thought to use his sharingan beyond the field of battle... until now. Sharingan!SasuSaku smut. Almost entirely PWP. ONESHOT.

SasuSaku / Canon-verse / Set After Boruto the Movie / T just for safety/ After long years, it's finally time for him to come home.

SasuSaku Canon-Verse/ During Boruto the Movie. - It's the night before Sarada's chunin exam and her mother is so nervous she can't sleep. Fortunately, her husband is willing to help her relax in the best way he knows…

/SasuSaku/ Something about Sakura has always felt so enticing, in the most welcoming ways. There is a gentle warmth in him that he can only feel when he is around her, and he craves for it. POST-WAR. PRE-JOURNEY OF REDEMPTION. ONESHOT.

This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

What does Levi want for his birthday? [One-Shot]

/SasuSaku/ Sasuke Uchiha was not a man who ever felt afraid. Fear did not belong to a cardiothoracic surgeon. But right now, in this moment, as he watched a man of no older than fifty-seven years press his gun against the temple of the woman he loved, eager to push the trigger—he felt nothing short of terrified. Surgeon!AU. ONESHOT.

Ayato and Yui having sex in every chapter

/Team 7. SasuSaku./ Leave it to Naruto to believe it was his job to resolve his best friend's sexual tension with the girl he didn't have the guts to make a move on. And what better way than an awkward position playing Twister? ONESHOT. Canon-divergent for the presence of both their arms.

/SasuSaku/ Even in the aftermath, neither of them seemed to realize, too consumed in the haze of pleasure and the intense, intense love they felt for one another. Entangled in each other, they would fall asleep before any thought of worry could come to mind. She shouldn't be surprised. But, Sakura finds that she is. Traveling!Sasusaku. Post-canon. ONESHOT.

/SasuSaku/ In the wake of a promise he'd made to himself since the start of their relationship, Sasuke and Sakura both learn of the many different ways to get each other off. Although eager to learn and please one another, such first times are not without slights of awkwardness and embarrassment. ONESHOT. Post-war, pre-epilogue.

There was no use lying to him. He could tell when she was lying. She did want him and he was going to have her... Yui Komori x Shuu Sakamaki. Lemon.

SSS Family/SasuSaku. Sarada always thought her mother looked pretty, but unfortunately so did all of the awkward boys of the village.

sarada watches her parents, over the years. [naruto gaiden non-compliant]

Sarada and her father are seeking an absolution so far out of reach that she wonders why they even bother. (Sarada-centric. Background SasuSaku.)

Sakura knows the anatomy of a human heart like the back of her hand—as if the dark, green veins that snake across her bony knuckles made up a map to the various chambers of the organ. Her own heart is more of a mystery. All she knows about it is that two idiots make the whole of it, and she will not let one die, when the other has just come home. [sasusaku, team 7]

As lovers go, Sakura is about as low-maintenance as they come, and since even that seems to be too much for him, she is doing her damnedest to become no-maintenance. In which Sasuke takes his wife out for dinner, and for some unfathomable reason, she enjoys it. Post-canon, Gravitation-verse, and (spoiler alert!) smut.

Sasu/Saku. From the beginning of their relationship, Sakura never failed to thank Sasuke for every little gesture that he made. It took a while for him to realize that the reason she did it was because, the moment she accepted to be his wife and give him all that she had left to give, she honestly never expected to receive anything in return.

Domestic moment where Sasuke carries Sakura to bed after she falls asleep in the tub. Marriage fluff. Sasuke Pov. Adult themes, but no adult content showed.

When Laito and Yui are trapped in a wardrobe, they find Ayato thrusting himself into his latest prey. However, things heat up for both parties. Can Laito and Yui suppress their moans as they watch these events unfold? Smut, lemons, erotic mature scenes, LaitoxYui, light AyatoxYui, more chapters to come.

SasuSaku. Post 699. It is a quiet love that blooms between them. It is a love shared between trivial conversations, and passing intimacies. It is a love expressed through gentle stares, and timid blushes. It is an unspoken bond, tied up in history, and it is a secret that everybody knows about.

A collection of drabbles and ficlets featuring Levi and Petra. Includes prompts from Rivetra Week.

/SasuSaku/ After her boyfriend recklessly almost gets himself killed, Sakura can only find one way to teach him a lesson. Oneshot.

Anthology. Sasu/Saku. Just in how many ways can Sasuke realize that he's loved her all along? 33: new year's eve

Is Ayato really that jealous? warning: contains Ayato x Yui lemon!

One-shot. Sakura runs into an old "friend" on the way home, and only a jealous Sasuke could make an ice cube look warm.

Fluffy Drabble. Post 699. In the month before he leaves, Sasuke makes his claim on Sakura's bed. Includes follow-up in which Sasuke tries, and fails, to make due without a left hand.

Four times Petra shows Levi how to be thankful. Rivetra.

Yui finds out just how little her humanity costs living in a mansion full of vampires. A series of privately intimate one-shots with the Sakamaki Brothers x Yui.

/SasuSaku/ It had been six weeks since he'd last left Konoha. Sakura, unable to know how to reach him, missed him more terribly than she ever had in the past four years he was gone. He surprised her by reaching out to her first. POST-WAR, PRE-EPILOGUE.

/Sasuke&Sarada./ There's something he's been wanting to do, since the day she was born. Something he's thought about every day. And now that she is finally old enough to understand, he can finally find peace of mind. ONESHOT.

[Drabble. Spoilers for Chapter 699 & 700] The real reason why Uchiha Sarada wears glasses.

/SasuSaku/ Sakura stares at him for a good minute, and the pretty flush on her cheeks only grows darker and darker, and just when he frowns and starts wondering if she's alright, she grasps his shoulders and blurts out, "I want a baby!" POST-CANON. ONESHOT. Smuff.

The earth holds an inescapable attractive force on the moon, holding it in orbit despite the astronomical effort it puts into moving forward. Sasuke knows this from experience. Post-canon celebratory smut

/SasuSaku/ On his return from one of his many trips, Sasuke relishes in a peaceful times spent with his wife, and watches as his most beautiful daughter causes his heart to swell with the sweetest pride. POST-CANON. ACTUALLY POST CANON. WITH CANON SASUSAKU CHILD. Drabble.

Drabble for SS Month. Inspired by Sakura's necklace in The Last Movie. In which a displeased Sasuke notices the increasing admiring glances Sakura is receiving from the young men of Konoha each time he returns from his travels. And he finally decides to do something about it.

ONESHOT. He showed her what he knew was her greatest nightmare. To break her mind. To cast her heart from him. To keep her down. To protect her. /Inspired by the events of Chapter 693, in which Sakura breaks out of Sasuke's genjutsu and does the very thing he wanted to make absolutely sure she couldn't - intervene.

/SasuSaku/ The wracking sob that followed made his chest tighten, no matter how much he tried to brush off the guilt. She was always best at doing that, wasn't she? Making him feel guilty, making him reconsider—making him falter. She was such a dangerous little thing, for someone who never meant him any harm. HUGE SPOILERS FOR 693. ONESHOT.

Every vampire has it's own special mate that Fate chooses So when Sasuke's bride gets chosen, he gets a little unlucky. Instead of a female vampire, he gets a human Bride who's a ninja named Sakura.

AU: Twenty-four hours in Paris without a wallet, passport, or hotel room. At least she's got Hanji's friend with her, even if he doesn't really speak English. Rivetra.

AU: In which roommates Levi and Petra try to convince their friends they're not dating. Rivetra.

Sakura begs him not to go, so Sasuke stays. And year by year he falls a little more in love with the girl he couldn't leave behind. (AU in which Sasuke never abandons Konoha.)

Seven things Levi wants from Petra. Rivetra.

Three times Petra helps Levi relax, and one time he returns the favor. Rivetra.

Released from Azkaban & tossed into the Forbidden Forest, Hermione Granger must escape the predators & survive for 8 days to earn her freedom. She doesn't expect to make it knowing Werewolf!Draco Malfoy is somewhere in the forest, too, just waiting for the next victim of The Games to arrive. Dramione. 2013 HP-Darkarts Fest entry. Nom'd HPFanficFanPollAwards-Best Dark Fic. COMPLETE!

AU: Four favors Levi does for others and one he asks for himself. Rivetra.

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

AU. Sasu/Saku. She was so afraid of hurting and losing him, that she failed to realise that, in her quest to avoid either outcome, she was pushing him away and unknowingly heading straight for both.

/SasuSaku/ He hadn't told her the news. He hadn't told her he was coming home today—hadn't told her he would be able to hold her in his arms, once again, in just a few minutes. He hadn't told her anything at all. Military!AU. TWO-SHOT.

In which Levi attempts to be sweet. Written for the Rivetra Valentine's Day exchange on tumblr.

/SasuSaku/ She loved him best like this—when he made love to her in the morning. When they were only half awake, when he was at his most earnest, his most tender, his most vulnerable and in love. Oneshot.

Brief smut scene between Sasuke and Sakura. —sasuke&sakura. un-edited.

/SasuSaku/ Naruto's grin was far too sly to his liking. His eyes narrowed in warning, and after a moment of staring, he snapped, "What the hell are you looking at me like that for, dobe?" The blonde's grin widened, and he snickered. "Oh, you totally know why," he said, wiggling his eyebrows. ONESHOT.

AU: In which Levi and Petra celebrate the New Year. Rivetra.

/SasuSaku/ She almost found it ironic that Sasuke, who dedicated more than half of his life to avenge his family because he loved them so fiercely, would find himself having a lack of romantic attraction to anyone as soon as he would find peace. Or so she thought. ONESHOT.

Three birthdays Levi has with Petra, and one without. Rivetra.

How Petra becomes essential to Levi's heart, by percentage. Written for the Rivetra Secret Santa exchange on tumblr.

Five things Levi never told Petra. Rivetra.

A lot of the men thought him heartless, Levi knew that. But maybe that was because he no longer had a heart left. It had died the moment he'd seen her smashed against a tree, her face streaked with red. Levi x Petra, Rivetra. Drabble-ish, inspired by episode 22.

Levi had a ring, a ring made of gold that shined like the sun - one of the few expensive possessions he allowed himself to keep. And he'd planned on giving it to Petra. When he saw her, broken and drained and somehow beautiful even in death, he felt stupid for ever considering it.

Ares really wants to get laid. Aphrodite really wants to scheme and chatter about her plans for certain demigods. What a god has to endure to get laid... Ares/Aphrodite

Vampires and demons rule,while the humans are at the bottom.Sasuke,a stoic vampire prince meets Sakura,a kind hearted slave.He forms a bond to her that drives his senses wild with hunger and passion.Her beating heart keeps him alive;she's his life line.

Sasu/Saku. Being as different as two people can possibly be, Sasuke and Sakura disagree on everything, down to the smallest details, such as the bedtime stories they tell their children. As long as she understands him, though, and as long as she continues to mean the world to him, Sasuke has learned that everything will always work out.

It's not perfect, or beautiful or romantic, but it's all Sakura can ask for. Because it's Sasuke and that's all she's ever cared about. Sasusaku.

"I wonder what they'd feel like..." "She'd break you if you tried touching her." "I'd break you if you tried!" "It's okay Jean, we won't judge. You can go jack off to Mikasa's abs..." Eren felt his heart pounding, and blood rushing to his face. He had no idea why, but he suddenly felt an uncontrollable desire to whip out his 3DMG and beat every single one of them to the ground.

Eren had no idea how the tables had turned so rapidly. Just minutes ago, he'd managed to pin Mikasa against a wall and had practically started attacking her with his lips. Yet now, he was the one pressed against the wall. It stung his ego that she could overpower him so easily when she wanted, but her lips were trailing down his chest, and he found that this time, he didn't mind...

Eren shoved her against a wall, his arms caging her as he pressed his palms against the cement and leaned in. "Wh-what's up?" Mikasa found her cheeks heating up at his proximity. "Cut the crap, Mikasa," Eren snarled, "Armin told me what you did. You yell at me for being reckless and not taking care of myself, but turns out you're the biggest hypocrite in the world!" Eren/Mikasa

"Now let me show you what a real kiss looks like." Sasusaku oneshot. Post-canon.

After an accident,Sakura is forced to become the assistant of famous international model,Sasuke Uchiha.He's the rich handsome Adonis,she's the smart middle class girl next door.He makes fun of her,she insults his ego.Looks like Sasuke's met his match!

As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!

"I will teach them what it means to put a lion in a cage." - Or, The time Sasuke and Sakura got married and he realized living with her wasn't as easy as it sounded.

"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.

AU. SasuSaku. And so she dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive because he was a cheating, lying jerk-HOW DARE HE!

Do you know the story of Andromeda? Her father was King Cepheus, whose country was being ravaged by storms. In the end, he decided the only way to appease the gods was to sacrifice his daughter to a hideous sea monster. So they chained her, naked, to a rock but the sea monster didn't get her. Just when it seemed he was the only solution to her fathers problems, she rescued.

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

/SasuSaku/ He was at a loss, and wondered if he could last alone until tomorrow. He wondered how in the world Sakura could ever leave him alone like this, two young kids and no one guaranteed to help him. Oneshot.

Year six begins for Rose Weasley. Everything is so ordinary, except maybe for...those anonymous, disturbing and imprudently attractive notes she's been receiving. Is she crazy for feeling that drawn towards the mystifying sender?

AU. The Leaf Kingdom is different. Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters, to be leaders.

Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.

To love in this life is to do so in small, powerful moments. Draco's about to learn that lesson at the hands of the one witch he's wanted for years… and he'll lose not only his virginity in the doing, but his heart as well. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger/Dramione. Romance-Drama-HotShag. One-shot. 2012 Deflower Draco Fest entry! COMPLETE!

It becomes a recurring thing. They have sex, they go to sleep, she has a nightmare. He only wakes when she stops breathing.

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

Sasu/Saku. Actions speak louder than words. And she realized that day, it was her presence that he wanted, and not her treatment.

Sasu/Saku. "Look, Sasuke, I'm willing to try to work with you again, but keep your damn snake away from me, alright?" It was so easy to make assumptions.

Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"

"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

Sasuke never particularly cared what happened to Orochimaru's human experiments until he sees one with pink hair. Hints of SasuSaku.

Seven years later, and she's there. Right there. Seven years of questions and scribbling her name onto parchment, and she's close enough to touch, close enough to grab her hand, like he should have the first time. Warfic. 6 years post-Hogwarts. One-shot.

It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot

The Hokage is surprised by a late night visitor. Even more so by his request. SasuSaku drabble

Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

Oneshot: Sasuke and Sakura locked in a room together. No plot, just sex. Heavy M. Consider yourself warned.

Sasu/Saku. Sasuke had never taken Sakura for granted. No, there was more to his reasoning than that. He had never wanted her next to him, true. But that was because he was afraid—afraid to lose her. Afraid to live through his worst nightmare all over again.

Hermione's Hogwarts reunion is coming up and she hasn't seen her friends for ten years. How will they take it when they find out she not only has a daughter, but she married the man they all grew up hating? ONE-SHOT

All Malfoys are Ferrets. No Grangers are Ferrets. Unless a certain Granger is a Malfoy. Then that Granger is a Ferret. Too bad that Granger was soon to be a Weasel. Then that Weasel cannot be a Ferret. Which is why something had to be done. Fast.

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku

Christmas Fic. Sasu/Saku. Seeking help one cold winter night at his old teammate's place, Sasuke remembers just what Christmas is about.

Sasu/Saku. When obligated to share a tent and a sleeping bag with the ex-missing nin, Sakura finds out something very, very interesting. She swears to use the newly acquired information as blackmail material, but he ends up crumbling her resolve. Again.

At Pansy Parkinson's hen party in Las Vegas, Hermione Granger's dream comes true when Draco Malfoy crashes with the groom, Blaise Zabini. Anything can/does happen in Vegas! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Hot Shag/Romance. Post-Hogwarts EWE. 2011 Dramione Couples Remix Fest #1 of 2 entry. Story won 3rd Place at the 2011 Dramione Remix Fest Fic Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

I am the last one. Neither living nor dead, a shell of what I once was. But somehow, regardless, you always find my heartbeat. SasuSaku.

Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.

Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.

Hermione's competitive nature gets her into trouble.

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Sakura has been asked by Kakashi for a certain favor, one involving her old classmate Sasuke Uchiha. She of course refuses but friends can be annoyingly persistent when they want to be. Honestly hasn't anyone heard of minding their own business?

Can the same person who broke you into pieces, be the person to put you back together again?

AU. After killing his clan, Itachi decides to take on extra security for Sasuke's future.

AU -SasuSaku- She bore the mark of the silver crescent moon. She was the one they all searched for. He searched for. But what he didn't expect was for her to steal his cold heart. First vampire fic.

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

Draco Malfoy visits a Masked Gentlemen's Club and meets a new courtesan making her debut - a beauty known only as The Princess. She's up for auction to the highest bidder, and Draco's determined to win her! Regency Era A/U. Draco x Hermione/Dramione. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.

Epilogue to "Tonight's The Night" by Severusgirl, by permission. After giving her virginity away to Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger must now face the consequences of that decision. Drama, angst, romance. A/U, post-Hogwarts. Hot shagging-DMxHG.

Their eyes met. They had done so many times before. But this time, somehow, they both sensed it was different. One hopes. The other denies. Fate, and a few friends, conspire. SasuSaku.

After imbibing too much on Christmas Eve, Draco Malfoy decides to give himself a gift: Hermione Granger, his war prize slave. Can her gift of love tame the darkness in his heart? One-shot. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. A/U,Post-Hogwarts,EWE. COMPLETE!

Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?

Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, happiness found in tragedy and tragedy born from ecstasy. A life lived beyond the realm of reality. EWE. DMHG.

"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!

/SasuSaku/ A misunderstanding led to complications. Sasuke Uchiha could not handle complications right now. Not between them. But there was no way in hell that he was going to sleep on the floor.

. "Do you mean to say that what your essay supports has happened?" she managed to ask a little hoarsely. She knew what she wanted his answer to be but feared she would be disappointed. "I may've exaggerated," he shrugged

What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!

Ares is sent by Aphrodite to buy perfume to the mortal world... so why is he coming back with two huge lumps on his head? ONESHOT

He actually permitted her to sit on the hospital bed beside him. Under normal circumstances, she knew he wouldn't have allowed it.

Anthology. SasuSaku. 05. Before she said baby. Like ONE. Now she's saying babies. Like... MORE than one. What the hell.

AU. SasuSaku. Uchiha Sasuke never does anything nice unless he gets something out of it.

AU -SasuSaku- Princess Sakura had always known there was an unseen guardian watching over her since she was young. She didn't know he was a vampire who sworn to protect her because he had waited for her for centuries…

Draco Malfoy finds the Mirror of Erised. It becomes his outlet for his feelings about Hermione Granger over the years they're in school together. One-shot. FIC CHALLENGE. Dark themes. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE!

Does he love me?" It was the combination of chaos and peace, creating a deranged harmony in the the universe. Ares/Aphrodite.

Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...

It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.

AU. Sasu/Saku. When his father asked him to take the lead of the Uchiha enterprises, Sasuke's thoughts would have never led him to a hot, pink secretary who would change his life forever.

Hermione breaks it off with Draco. Not that he's bothered. He doesn't need her. He doesn't care if she finds someone else. Wising up is a painful process. Written for Dramione Advent 2009. Merry Christmas!

Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.

Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"

AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.

Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?

“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.

Marriage. In most cases it comes with the joys of pregnancy. For Sakura, it's become a goal. For Sasuke, Sakura is his only goal. Sasu/Saku

SasuSaku Oneshot - Sasuke makes Sakura angry with him and must suffer a week without her. He soon finds out what a terrible fate that is, for one who doesn't entirely know how good he has it. Rated T just in case

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.

/SasuSaku/ "I don't care if I throw my life away. If that's what it takes to make your life a little happier, and that this is exactly what you need to fulfill your dreams... then I don't care. Anything and everything for you, Sasuke-kun."

Sakura was excited about Juuken Academy, that is, until she got there. In centuries old war with Mangekyou Academy, she's torn between her want to belong, and the forbidden fascination she has for the mysterious leader of her enemy school: Uchiha Sasuke..

SASUSAKU CONTEST ENTRY. The sun was setting when they met at an open field. Naruto and Sakura confront their old team-mate. Their coldness toward him is unexpected, but it is Sakura's continued silence that unsettles Sasuke most. ONESHOT.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

Giftfic for Becca. Everyone knows seventh time's the charm. -SasuSaku-

She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.

When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year

DISCONTINUED. AU: The fiancee is too beautiful for words... “You want a WHAT?” “We need some time apart!” “This isn't a two month relationship! You can't just take a damn break!” ...But not arguments... Welcome to the life of Sasuke and Sakura...

Hermione has a black knight that watches over her.

Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:

Wherein three girls discuss the biggest news in all of Konoha. Beware, the fan girls go crazy when Sasuke dear starts dating. SASU/SAKU

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.

Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

5drunkfics. SasuSaku. She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.

“What is it that you want?” she cried. “Just leave me alone! I haven’t done anything to you!” “How could I leave you alone?” he shot back, his voice becoming darker and more menacing. “I have finally found what is mine." SasukexSakura. LEMON. Vampire fic

SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.

Draco wants to dump Hermione but things do not go according to his plans and somehow he ends up in a situation where getting beaten by Potter and Weasley actually sounds like a good idea.

It was every man's dream—having hot, sexy female airport security roam their hands on the man's body to search for "weapons." Especially the ones with pink hair…—wait a second, pink hair? Sakura, what are you doing! SasuSaku. One-Shot. High Rated 'T'.

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Perched high up on a branch, concealed by a canopy of leaves. He watched as Naruto's clumsy arms wrapped around her in relief. He watched as Naruto held Sakura.

Aphrodite submits to Ares' masterful control and reaps the delicious rewards. Adults only, please. Come on, people: you're reading it - now review it!

He had done it. What he swore he'd never do. And he'd done it to Sakura. Dark SasuSaku oneshot, mature themes. Sasuke's POV.

AU. Itachi does not like sharing. Especially HIS lavender scented shampoo.

It's St. Patrick's Day, and Hermione comes to realize that she owns nothing green. Nothing. Sore and irritated with getting pinched, she's desperate. And it just so happens that her roommate is a Slytherin...so he's sure to own something green. Isn't he?

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.

In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.

Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.

SasuSaku. Maybe you should just stick to the whipped cream and handcuffs.

Oneshot. It's Sakura's last day working as Sasuke's sectary before the holidays. Let's see how her last day in the office turns out... sasusaku... lemon.

by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff

Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.

Nine times Sasuke says 'thank you' and doesn't mean it.

PostHogwarts. Could maybe follow canon, forgetting the epilogue, I suppose. OOC and HIGHLY improbable. Just a feelgood funny romance I wrote to relieve some of the angst I had gotten from writing Silencio. I don't care if you read or review :P

What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]

Just look at him. He's soooo hot! Everything from his chicken hair style up to his toe nails is just plain heavenly![AU][sasusaku]

Oh no! Sasuke kun, don't tell me you forgot! [sasusaku]

Take one Hermione Granger, one Draco Malfoy. Have them drink a love potion. Lock them up in a room together...oh, what fun! With HG and RP. Warning: Adult themes.

Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.

Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.

The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!

SasuSaku AU. Features Itachi POV. Sasuke, you don’t need to pee on a frog to do that. Have some dignity.

Sequel. Picks up where Pinned left off. Time to get some things settled. Draco and Hermione fic.

SasuSaku. Watching him take all her orders kind of made her wish she didn't throw out that whip she had gotten at her bachelorette party...

I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?

Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.

While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.

Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

COMPLETE: Vampires have needs. Too bad for Sakura that she's one of those needs. And vampires don't give up easily...:SasukeXSakura:

Oneshot. SasSaku. Sakura gets an email from Sasuke... and Sakura is likin' it...

Set during the Yule Ball in Goblet of Fire. Draco seems to be doing a lot of looking out for Hermione and interrupts her good time with Krum. A nice build up to a DracoHermione argumentsnog. Done as part of the Ferret Challenge. Enjoy!

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.

SasuSaku 'My...fairy god parent...' Sasuke raised a confused eyebrow. Sakura frowned. 'Do I look like a stupid fairy to you.' Well, the pink hair kind of threw him off. 'That's SO fictional! I'm your genie.'

Draco Malfoy knows what he likes, he just isn't sure that he can get her. DMHG

When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick

The gang hears rather disturbing noices coming from Sasuke’s office. What on earth could the rich and famous viceCEO be doing with Haruno Sakura? Definitely not what Naruto’s thinking right? Or maybe…[SasuSaku AU oneshot]

Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.

[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.

[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!

Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.

[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.

Draco's explanation of why he is thankful for his wife. DMHG One Shot

On Hermione's 100th birthday, she looks into a mirror of Erised and finds her one desire is to be in love with Draco Malfoy. DMHG Oneshot

To settle the final ill feelings of war, a member of the light and of the dark will marry. DMHG Oneshot

In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.

A couple of years into their relationship, Draco Malfoy contemplates fatherhood.

She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?

Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!

Oneshot [SasuSaku] She loved it whenever his possessive side for her emerged.

Where Draco is sentenced to death, he and Hermione come to an understanding, an article is printed, and unexplainable things happen. PostHBP

A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.

One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG

Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?

An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.

It's fourth year and Hermione's secret date to the Yule Ball is not Krum, but someone even more surprising. DMHG One-shot

[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.

COMPLETED STORY. Forget the little problem that is Voldemort. It's Harry Potter's eighteenth birthday party and Hermione has made an important decision....but even Hermione's plans can go wrong when Malfoy's around. Rated 'R' for sex & language.

How does the Goddess of Love react to her brother's distress? Violently. Implied Aphrodite and Ares, implied Ares and Xena, Xena and Hercules {Disclaimer: I own nothing}

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.

“Do you wish me to continue?” he asked, already knowing the answer. "Never stop," Hermione breathed.