Scott-Complete fanfiction newbie/Professional sass master (Yes, at the same time)

I am a person who likes to do things at times in places undisclosed.

I'm kind of new to this whole fanfiction ideal, but I'm anxious to begin... Now what should I write for?

I probably shouldn't be relied on for regular updates, but depending on how well this goes, I guess we'll see.
SO stick along for the ride... or don't, It's your choice. Tips, comments, and/or concerns are always welcome. I would love to see some constructive criticism, but if you insult me, be prepared for the biggest cross-internet, keyboard style ass whooping in your entire life :)