He's a crazed redhead with a passion for jokes and madness. She's an equally cunning criminal with a desire for power and revenge. Jerome murdered his mother, Lacey murdered her father...naturally they get along a little too well.

"When I see something I want I go for it until it's mine, Betty Cooper." She felt the dark and dangerous serpent hiss in her ear. She knew it was bad, she knew this was all bad but damn, why did it make her feel so good? - AU - OOC - Bughead -

Betty dropped out of University after the pressure of living up to her parents expectations gets too much. She moves to LA with Kevin, where she meets Jughead, a man who never looked like he smiled and who rode a motorbike, and is definitely not the kind of guy that she ever thought she would fall for. Bughead.

After a senior prank goes wrong, River Vixen Betty Cooper is forced to complete community service at the Riverdale Public Library with high school outcast, Jughead Jones. Romance ensues. AU/OOC/Slow Burn/Sexy stuffs way later on (more story than smut. This is not 50 Shades of Grey), hence the slow burn

Betty is being held captive by the Ghoulies, only to have an unconscious man she's never met thrown in with her, Jughead. After helping each other escape, things will only get more interesting as the Southside Serpent and High school cheerleading journalist get to know each other better. Bughead, Humor/Romance/Thriller, Smut, Little OOC... Give it a go, you wont regret it!

what is the punishment for disrespecting the Joker's Queen? what happens when Harley gets hurt? what if the Joker went back for Harley on date night? how did they meet? what about that helicopter crash? a series of one shots and prompts- please request! X

A story of how the Joker meets Harley, through her becoming his Doctor and enduring sessions with him at Arkham. Harley experiences many hardships during her time as a psychiatrist and develops a unique relationship and trust with the Joker. Not a one- shot as the story progresses, Rated M for language violence and adult themes as they may be more prominent in the story.

Jughead agrees to a bet to ask nerdy Betty Cooper to the prom. What could possibly go wrong? Rater T for language. Slow burn, i have no idea how long this will be either.

Betty is tired of having feelings for Jughead Jones and him barely even noticing her. After being stood up at Veronica's birthday party, Betty is more determined than ever to make Jughead see her romantically.

Consistency is one way to avoid shock. You can't be freaked if you know what's going to happen. Sure, Jughead maybe cynical but not without his reasons. He was still plastered to the side of Archie and shielded by the tough exterior of Veronica but he did not foresee the return of Betty Cooper or how she would fit seamlessly back into his very consistently, ordinary life.

Harleen has a lot to balance; school, working nights at a strip club, and an internship at Arkham Asylum. Add the attention of a certain psychopath, his vengeful psychiatrist, and Gotham's biggest mob kings, it's enough to drive her... crazy. HarleyxJoker. DaddyKink. Edgy!Joker.

Still on summer holidays, Betty's already getting back into a routine as she prepares for what's sure to be a torturous early River Vixens practice. Lucky for her, Jughead's come over to help out. This is an M-rated addition to the stories I've written for NeonDomino's Bingo Challenge. You can find my entries of a lighter rating under the title "Numbering Their Days."

"They fell apart together like a perfect storm- electric and reckless, forceful and beautiful, illuminating and powerful..."- Jughead catches Betty changing, and things get heated! Part of The Perfect Engima series, but posted here so I didn't have to up the rating :)

(4th in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse Joker and Harley Quinn. When the infamous clown couple get captured during one of their 'date nights', Harley experiences what it feels like on the other side of the glass. Being under the care of her ex colleagues and heightened security, how will she cope being back to where it all started? Rated M.

Dr. Quinzel never thought she'd be face to face with the infamous Joker, let alone fall in love with him. Her life is turned upside down as she follows behind the Clown Prince of Crime's footsteps and wrecks havoc into Gotham City. Harley POV.

Betty's lying in bed when she hears a series of loud banging noises. Jughead's outside Betty's room on the ladder and knows the first one was him, but thinks he'd better get inside quick since he can't identify the others. Anything could happen when Betty and Jughead find themselves literally and metaphorically in the dark in this ep. 12 add-on. Rated M for a sweaty winter's night.

A more indepth version of the fight between Jughead and Betty in 1x10.

"Woah Betty, it's me, Jughead!" He began backing up. "What are you doing?" Jughead from the comics mysteriously appears in the TV version of Riverdale, and he realizes what he's been missing. Bughead story! Non-ace Jughead. Please review! Let me know what you think!

Secret Relationship AU. Town Outcast Jughead Jones and Popular Cheerleader Betty Cooper are in a secret relationship. When he is bullied by the jocks she decides enough is enough. Prompt Request. One shot.

Harleen Quinzel is trying to prove herself as a doctor of psychiatry, in a corrupt asylum full of liars, thieves, and thugs (not to mention the patients). The only thing keeping her going is the strange relationship building between her and one of her more fascinating patients. But what does the Joker want with her? (A twisted love story: more romance, less abuse, than comics.)

Everyday Betty thanked God for letting someone invent the concept of a hot shower. As for the concept of hiding in a hot shower from a pair of intruders with the one and only Jughead Jones pressed against her; Betty could barely form a coherent thought, let alone a prayer.

'Betty knew that part of this was just her sleep deprived mind making mischief, and part of her didn't care.' When Jughead sneaks over to Betty's in the middle of the night to check on her, she wants to do more than just chat. However, Jughead's not quite as sneaky as he thinks. Bughead fic! (This is my first fic, please let me know what you think!)

Archie's intel from the banquet at the Blossom house gives the journalists of the "Blue and Gold" a new lead. Betty's brain is working overtime to think about the potential connections, but all Jughead can think about is her. Rated M for Betty and Jughead putting the "hot" in "hot off the press."

Just some Klaroline drabbles and oneshots :)

I used to be different. You never knew the me before you, just as I never knew the you before me. Girls used to say I could have been so much prettier if I just tried harder. Trying wasn't my forte until I met you, though. I tried much harder after that. I became the me I was supposed to become. I suppose this is the story of that, Jerome. Sex, murder and everything else. ABANDONED

Jerome finds his little harlequin on a bus he's supposed set fire to. Cheerleader!Harley. Slight canon divergence post episode 2x03

Where the rest of the world sees a deranged psychopath, Harleen Quinzel sees a man, capable of loving her in his own twisted way. This is her transformation into Harley Quinn. And so, the pawn turns into a queen. Suicide Squad-verse. Mature and sexual content. The Joker/Harley.

(3rd in the Impulse series.) Ayer-verse. The Joker's club 'The King of Diamonds' is facing some issues. Harley wants to help, and the Joker reluctantly accepts her offer. It's bound to be a recipe for disaster. Rated M for Violence, language and sexual content. You have been warned.

Everyone knows the origins of the jester who fell in love with her equally mad creator. But what if Harley Quinn was born without the assistance of the Joker? All of Gotham is the stage as two titans collide. And The Clown King declares that The Jester Queen is now his property. Death awaits anyone who tries to interfere, even the Jester Queen herself.

A night between Harley Quinn and the Joker after they come home from Belle Reeve. Takes place after their initial celebration on the bearskin rug. Please review! Have decided to add to this with random Harley/Joker scenes since I've gotten such a positive response. Thanks so much guys!

A collection of oneshots on Harley and Joker's sexual relationship (From Batman adventures) (20 in total) CAUTION: If there are any sensitive readers then please DO NOT READ (Discontinued. No more future chapters. Sorry for shitty grammer etc its an old work)

A collection of One-Shots made based on Suicide Squad's Harley Quinn and Joker. Some chapters will be smut some will be fluff. Hope you enjoy and please Rate & Review.

Takes Place directly after Suicide Squad. Harley and Joker have reunited, but Harley can't sleep, because she has some things to talk about.

*SPOILER IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SUICIDE SQUAD YET* Takes off at the end of the movie, Two-Shot, Fluff, Some Language, Smut.

Joker and Harley need a room and they need it NOW. Sexy JokerXHarley fluff based on Suicide Squad's Joker & Harley that I absolutely HAD to get out of my head for you all to enjoy. Rated M for language, violence and VERY sexual themes. You have been warned. Please Review if you could!

One-Shot. Joker/Harley. Spoilers for Suicide Squad (2016). Harley knows that the Joker only has eyes for her... right? In which Harley gets jealous, the Joker's plans are foiled, the Joker has unhealthy coping methods, and mad love wins the day. Full list of warnings inside. Please Review!

Harley/Joker. Harley/Deadshot. Early on in teaming with the Joker, Harley messes up big time and after facing the consequences, tries to end it all. When she comes to, she's not the same Harley the Joker remembers - she's empowered and ready and able to leave him. But is the Joker ready to give her up? Please Review!

Joker puts Harley in a coma. As she sleeps she experiences a whole new life in a happier and simpler time. The question is will she ever come back?

Harley has the Joker insanely jealous, but not for the reason you'd think. Rated M for violence, language and mature themes. Disclaimer - I own nothing and write these purely for entertainment purposes. Please R & R!

It's one thing to resist him. It's entirely another to resist who he used to be – and keep her feelings for them both straight.

Lily is a new inmate at Arkham Asylum. At first, she doesn't say a word. But after some persuasion, Jerome gets her to talk. They build a friendship and Lily shares her escape plan with Jerome. Will they make it? Jerome Valeska X OC

You were hoping to bump into Jerome this Valentine's day. When you find him asleep in his trailer, he treats you to a special gift. Lemon. Sexual scene. Jerome X Reader Enjoy! ;)

Jerome is bored, he challenges you to a sword duel. But what will the consequences be when you make a bet. Jerome X Reader Lemon. Enjoy!

Gotham has never met a couple like you and Jerome Valeska, and they are going to wish they never did. You two wreak havoc and bring the city to its knees. This story is about how you two take over Gotham and the many adventures of getting to the top together.

Harleen Quinzel takes up an internship program at Arkham Aslyum offered up by her high school. If nothing else it could boost her already secured scholarship to Gotham City University. Jerome Valeska is looking at a life sentence in the facility, but if he knows anything that won't last very long...

Jerome Valeska and Harley Quinzel are merely two innocent teenagers when they meet for the first time. They both have their problems and try to handle their life, until both of them snap and take a dark path in order to survive. A path that leads them to become maniacs and partners in crime. To a life as The Joker and Harley Quinn. / Pairing: Jerome/Harley

Smut one-shot. Takes place about six months after Hellequin Honeymoon. The Joker and Harley are making life more annoying for Chicago's mob bosses but sometimes you just need an easy cash grab to keep the goons in beer and skittles. And if the job gets a little boring you can always make your own fun...Part 3 in the Broken Heart, Broken Mind series.

I had returned to Gotham to heal, to forget, to reclaim what I'd lost. I had not expected that I would find myself needing the help of a red-haired boy with the wild grin in order to do so. And I certainly had not expected that he would become the most feared criminal in all of Gotham, nor that I would love him even still.

From the beginning of their relationship, the Joker insisted that Harley Quinn was just a bit of fun to him. This story examines the beginning of that relationship, and continues on through the many ups and downs to see if the Joker can finally admit that Harley means more to him than that. Thanks to Mrsmellarkandeaton for the breakup ideas! :-)

JXHQ. Harley has a scratch that desperately needs to be scratched, but The Joker needs some motivation in order to help her out. Yeah it s rated M and it clearly says smut in the title, you know what s up ;). Be aware of that English is not my first language. As I m striving to make progress in my writing feel free to give constructive critique, I appreciate it a lot.

"The Slugger" is on the loose, and has left no trail for the FBI to follow. Desperate to catch him, they send an eager Caroline Forbes into the fray by having her consult the most notorious villain to ever grace a jail cell. Klaus Mikaelson. But will this help their case, or will it send Caroline down a path she wasn't ready for?

(Nolan-verse! Isn't J the cutest?) Harley Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire, and isn't sure that she wants it anymore..

For all those who requested another in this series :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is working with the GCPD, and goes undercover as Harley Quinn to infiltrate the Joker's gang. Needless to say, things don't go to plan...

Arkham City story. The Joker is sick and Harley's only goal is to make him feel better, no matter what the way. (Graphic smut, not violent for once, but still for mature audiences.)

(Nolan-verse Joker and Harley.) The Joker has a very disturbing dream, which results in a lot of fluff that he'll probably regret later on...

It was only a rare act of affection, shown late at night. He mused before he feel into a deep sleep. And sometimes, it wasn't so bad.

Fish & Sea International sent Miss Caroline Forbes, in England, at the picturesque fishing village of Clovelly. When she meets Klaus Mikaelson, one of the fishermen on their boat company: an unpleasant, surly, and rude man, violent insults fly between them. But beneath this hostility, a fire burn … A fire of pure, hot, desire. Also starring Kalijah (E & K) & Kennett (K & B).

Suggested by BloodyBerry, this is just a guess of what things could have been like if the inmates of Arkham Asylum all went to high school together. Thanks for suggesting, and enjoy! :-)

Set after THE scene in TVD100. What happens after Klaus and Caroline finally do the deed? One-shot about how I would have liked TVD to wrap up their storyline... for the moment. Not for good. ;) *I tried. I really tried to leave it at one chapter. Failed miserably.* ;)

It's Valentine's Day, so Harley Quinn gives Joker a special drug to keep him interested in her. What could possibly go wrong? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :-)

Catwoman convinces the Joker to pull the joke of the century on Batman, by making it seem like her and Joker are a couple. The only problem is, the Joker doesn't tell Harley Quinn it's a joke... Thanks to MissHQuinn for Harley and Crane's date! :-)

When singer and American sweetheart Caroline Forbes and womanising up-and-coming actor Klaus Mikaelson meet on a flight they could never imagine the ensuing fireworks.

When the Joker and Batman are caught in an awkward position during a fight, everyone begins to speculate about the actual nature of their relationship, and Harley Quinn feels more rejected than ever. It's up to the Joker to prove to Harley and the world that they are nothing but nemeses, before their reputations are ruined forever. Thanks to Shiore-Hikaru for the suggestion! :-)

After some unusual physical changes, Harley Quinn consults a doctor to discover that she's pregnant. But when she tries to tell the Joker, things don't quite go to plan. With Harley's pregnancy and looming parenthood, the Clown Couple face an even greater challenge than Batman ever thought about being. Will they finally win one? Thanks to MinaHarkerBlack for the suggestion! :-)

A Klaroline One Shot in Three Parts: Niklaus Mikaelson is one of the hottest rockstars out there, but he's none too pleased that he's being forced to tour with Caroline Forbes, an up-and-coming rockstar & her band. He's even less pleased when he learns that he's going to be filling in for her lead guitarist in tonight's performance. Rated M for Smut & Language Cover: approvesomuch

Harley just can't seem to get to sleep and her insomnia stirs a little trouble leading to a few surprises and a little jealousy on her Puddin's part. Rated M for lemon, blood and language. DISCLAIMER! Story contains reference to the movie dirty dancing. I DO NOT OWN BATMAN NOR THE MOVIE DIRTY DANCING.

Joker and Harley get into a little dispute about who has the harder job. What happens when they decide to swap places for the day?

The 1920s. The girls were reckless, sexy, fun. They literally used to dance until they dropped. Caroline was one of them, but her life is a little more complicated than that. She's the daughter of the infamous mafia leader Bill Forbes. Can an arranged marriage between the Forbes and the Mikaelson's bring these two rivaling mafias together? Klaroline, AH

Some things are best kept under wraps, locked away in the depths of the mind, never allowed to surface. But when the occurrences of the past begin to pour into the present, Klaus has to confront his demons to keep those who matter most to him safe. His family. And the girl who was supposed to be nothing but a challenge. Will he conquer what has been haunting him for 600 years?

The girls come up with a plan to send Caroline back in time to kill Klaus before he ever arrives in Mystic Falls. But it turns out their plan won't be as simple as they thought. Especially when Caroline gets stuck in the past & only has Klaus to rely on.

Random one-shots and/or drabbles on Klaroline

Joker and Harleen Quinzel meet for the first time, what can ensue? Part 1

Up next, the story that follows "Banditos" in my series. The Joker has been trying to convince himself that Harley is purely a pawn to him, just a tool. But he can only go on fooling himself for so long. And then... Rated M for some pretty violent quasi-sexual moments - this one's a bit more raunchy than the others in the series. Please read and review!

Klaus is a hero of war who has trouble dealing with the memories his service has left. Caroline lives in the apartment below his, wondering where all the shouting is coming from, and why. Will the little blonde be the answer to stopping all the nightmares of the former soldier? AU/AH.

Poison Ivy and Two-Face decide to end their brief relationship, which upsets Harley Quinn more than anyone else. She tries to cheer her best friend up, but her plan backfires and instead makes her reconsider if breaking up might not be the best thing for her own relationship with the Joker.

Post 3x15. The gang has failed to kill Klaus and Caroline decides she needs to get out of Mystic Falls. She hardly suspects him to go after her.

Seventeen-year-old Jessica Wayne moves to Gotham to live with her guardian Bruce Wayne after her parents die in a suspicious car crash. What happens when she is kidnapped by Batman's arch nemesis the Joker? Definitely not what anyone expected. Joker/OC

Caroline and Klaus end up in a deserted island, but things aren't what they seem. They soon learn they must rely on each other if they want to stay alive. Emotions run high and matters of the heart come into question. Rated M for later chapters.

Caroline wakes up & finds herself in a car next to Klaus.She becomes tangled into his dangerous world of scheming & double crossing as he enlists her in his latest plot. But as they spend more time together, things start to unfold in a way no one planned

Harley seems to be playing hard to get, and the Joker isn't happy about it.

Women were the fairer sex, the weaker sex. But Harley's sick of it. She's sick of the abuse and Joker's lack of faith in her working with him. So she induces an all out fight...He's gonna regret messing with this woman. Nolanverse

Harley leaves The Joker and is thrown into Arkham Asylum for the first time. Can she last without him...or will it be the other way around? Rated M for language and sexual situations. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Not a oneshot!

When Harley gets a nasty bump on the head, she comes back as a more competent and less bumbling assistant. What will Mr. J do with her when she doesn't mess everything up all the time? Harley&Joker

Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley