perplexing platypushide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Hey everyone! So, first things first, I really wanted a totally random pen name when I made my account, but it was really hard to find a good one I liked. So, one day, my friend (a.k.a. The King of Cheese) told me how it was really fun to say the word perplexing and I thought, that would be a great pen name starter. So we finally found the perfect word to go with perplexing that started with the letter p (which was platypus) and voila!!!! I am now the perplexing platypus. Yeah, it's a lame story, but if you were ever wondering how I could ever think of something so utterly random, there it is. Secondly, I am a huge fantasy fan!! I love Harry Potter and Twilight the most, though. Thirdly, I am a huge musical fan. I love Wicked, Rent, Jersey Boys, The Lion King, Spamalot, etc. Fourthly, I really love it when you review!! I love reading your comments and ideas. They really help me get an idea of what you want out of them, so PLEASE REVIEW!!! Fifthly, ummm... there is currently no fifthly. =) |
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Shattered by feisty firecracker reviews
Ever wonder why Sirius never had a girlfriend or a wife? Maybe he just never found his perfect match before he was chucked in Azkaban. But maybe it was something more...formerly 'a week in the life of the marauders'. ON HIATUS: considering putting it up for adoption, send me a PM if you're interested!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,776 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sirius B., OC
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5478 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3594 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Barriers by bubblegum love reviews
Ron blushed. The truth was, he had been dreaming about Hermione, but he couldn’t tell them that. They had been best friends for six years, and he was not willing to scare her away from him by confessing his true feelings to them in front of her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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If Only I Could See reviews
Bella is blind and living in a world rejected and alone. Will she ever find the one person who makes her dark existence worth living? B/E
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Time to Travel reviews
Emmett decides it's time to take a few trips around the world. Nessie's old enough to travel so the Cullen's pack up for a year they'll never forget. But a coven of vampires can't travel without a few troubles along the way...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2008
For Eternity reviews
The wedding's on and it's Bella's last chance to say goodbye to her friends and family. After that, her heart will stop beating and she will be Edward's for eternity. Of course, most good things always come with a price, and a few hardships along the way
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
How Could I Ever Know reviews
Just a collection of random songfics I wrote for Twilight. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
First Taste reviews
Moaning Myrtle wasn't the only person who fell victim to Riddle's wrath during his years at Hogwarts. Follow Riddle through his first year at school and see how it helped shape the all powerful wizard he became.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007