WindClanApprentice112
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Joined 06-28-09, id: 1986643, Profile Updated: 03-31-12
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, and Harry Potter.

Name: Letters in a particular order

Age: Two numbers

Gender: Male or female

Address: The place where I live

Physical Features: A nose, two eyes, a mouth, two ears...

(If you actually expected me to tell you that personal info, you must have serious issues)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

I am a totally wierd girl. this is a new thing for me, having a fanfiction, and all. Hey, isn't it weird that on fanfiction, the word fanfiction comes up as being spelled wrong? That is soooooooo hyporitical.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, love is killing me, Rose the pack's Fang, WinterSky101, WindClanApprentice112

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, eaglegal4, avengingangle45, love is killing me, FangismyEdward, Rose the pack's Fang, WinterSky101, WindClanApprentice112

God's Section

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. God is my Hero!

Even when you can't see him, God is there! Believe!

I found this hilarious so take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

MY RANTING SECTION!!

Peanut butter rocks, emmafer sucks, jack is awsome, emmafer sucks, space balls is amazing, emmafer sucks, jongley is my shining star, emmafer sucks, WinterSky101 writes amazingly, emmafer sucks, i ride horses, emmafer sucks, pink (the color) sucks, p!nk (the artist) rocks, rihanna rocks, taylor launter creeps me out, emmafer sucks, emmafer sucks, emmafer sucks, emmafer sucks,...hmmm lets see what else..OH! IDEA!!

EMMAFER SUCKS!! It completly destroys your writing, and then has absolutly no fans. to be considered "good enough" i would have to have absolutly no imagination. THAT AND IT IS THE WORST HIDER EVER!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PENGUINS SHALL RULE THE DAY AND ANTARTICA IS NO LONGER SAFE AND IT NEEDS TO STOP DOUBTING MY INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE IT PROBABLY HAS ABSOLUTLY NO SOCIAL LIFE, FRIENDS, AND FANS WHEN WILL IT LEARN THAT ANGRY HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS ARE NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN IN JUVIE MULTPLE TIMES!!

here is a recent conversation between me and Emmafer...

in response to my first story Califax:

Emmafer- Well, I would get pretty bored reading the books over and over now wouldn't I? And yes, fan fiction would be boring if it was just like the books but that isn't what I meant. There's really 'in characters', which are over the top at trying to write like the author, the characters are exactly like the ones in the books, (if you noticed no one reads these)the OOCness that is supposed to be in fanfiction meaning they still have their original personalities but have minor things changed about them, (these are the most read stories)and then there's the OOCness that the characters don't even act like themselves anymore and they end up annoying. No, that is not the reason why Angel is the matchmaker all the time. How can a 6 year old know anything about relationships when she is clearly too young? Why not have Nudge or Ella as the matchmaker instead? The number one reason that I've seen why Angel is the matchmaker is because she can read minds and see who likes who. "Because she's so good at it" is not a good reason. How do you know she's good at it? She's not a matchmaker in the actual books so where are you getting this information from? So unless you can prove it to me useing something JP said or something in the books I refuse to believe she's good at it. I know a few times she says "Max, Fang still loves you" but that's not playing matchmaker.

Me- Today, 6:00am F !@#@@ #3 @!#& !@#&( # YOU!!Q!Q!

Emmafer- Today, 12:31pm Wow. random much, btch? Took you awhile to reply.

ME- Today, 1:15pm Actually, my good friend WinterSky101 helped me to create that master piece. I hope it meets your wonderful, up expectations. BTW, bastard, I have access to an insane horse, a dressages ehip, a steel pole, a friend who just got out of juvie for the sixth time this month, AND my dad's brand new tractor, the kind with the SERRATED EDGE ON THE BOTTOM. So if i were you, id Fuck off.

Bastard- Today, 1:38pm And a master piece it was. I'm sure it took a long time to create something so worthwhile. I hope you didn't strain yourself over the dangerous task of typing nonsense.

And all this over your story which I reviewed such a long time ago? ...That's kind of pathetic. And you're not me so I'm not fcking off because I'm not the least bit worried or threatened. Make sure you actually learn how to drive the tractor before driving it over to my cave out in the middle of Antartica.

Me- Today, 2:11pm Well, judging as your the ONLY ONE IN THE UNIVERSE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES TO REVIEW PEOPLES STORIES WITH SUCH ASSHOLENESS, i don't think that i should take your advice. and the only thing pathetic in this universe is your excuse for a life. I mean jeez!! you are like my English teacher!! High school students don't want to be hounded by losers like you who have nothing better to do that criticize other ppl's work!! I DON;T SEE YOU WRITING ANY OTHER STORIES, SO WHO DIED AND MADE YOU HITLER!! mutters incoherently to self, so that emmafer can only hear choice words, like you..are..an..ass!!

Bastard- Well, judging by there are such things as Editors for books and such, I guess I'm not the only who critcizes other's work.

Maybe I am your English teacher. In that case, I'll see you in dentention. The only people who I criticize are the people on this website and on other writing websites. I don't care if I'm a loser on the Internet. It's not a big deal if I am.

Actually I've written a 500,000 word novel and many other original works. I don't have to write lame fanfiction to become a writer.

Last I checked, Hitler did not read fan fiction. And I'm not German. Nor have I murdered thousands of people. Can I be the Queen of England instead?

mutters incoherently to self so WindClanApprentice112 can only hear words like: I...like...pickles...OMG...shiny...bottlecap.

Me- just check out my ranting section on my profile. But now i have to update it b/c of this little chat addition. IF U R MY ENGLISH TEACHER, THEN WHAT IS MY CURRENT GRADE AND MY HOMETOWN?

Bastard- I'm sure you have a fairly decent grade and I don't care where you live.

Soooo...when are you going to get to the point of this? You do realize this happened months ago. About three or four months ago.

I read the rant and I all I can say it was pretty average. I learned some new things about myself that I didn't know before. I learned I have no friends, nor a life, and I no longer have a gender. Interesting...tell me more about my life. I'm curious to know about more about myself that I never knew before and, for strange reason, you seem to know a lot about a person you never met. It's not nice to judge people, you know. It's getting harder to believe you're in highschool.

By the way, your obsession with me is kind of creepy. I think you should talk to someone about your problems. ...Why the hell were you awake at midnight writing your response to me?...

Me- And the point, my dear emma, is to freak you out. seeing as that motive has been accomplished, this conversation is now officially closed.

BTW: i'm not in high school, and it's good you finally caught on.

AND THAT IS HOW THE CAT WON AGAINST THE BASTARD!! THE END!!

OH WAIT!! Mr. Bastard is now replying...LETS SEE WHAT THE FUCKED UP BRIT HAS TO SAY!!

Bastard- It's people like you who make me think there is no hope for the education of America. Has it ever occur to you I live in a different country and live on a different time zone? It was 8:00pm for me, bitch.

So when am I going to feel freaked out? All you did was send me empty threats that mean nothing to me. Want to know what I feel? Well, I'm kind of bored, tired, and I feel like eating a bagel. This conversation actually made me laugh at times, so thanks for the free laughs.

I have a better ending for your amazing conversation/rant section:

The retarded cat made herself look like an even bigger retard and the Bastard is now laughing at her complete stupidity that she thought she would scare the Bastard with a tractor and her stupid friend that gets sent to jail many times. Where is the Bastard now, you may ask? Why, she's off to go flame more people and is now using the retarded cat as motivation.

Congrats, I now deem you as the president of my hate club. You're due to make an acceptance speech and make it good.

ME- ...WHAT PART OF CONVERSATION COMPLETLEY AND OFFICIALLY CLOSED DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!! AND WHAT MAKES U THINK I LIVE IN AMERICA? and, now i know that u can't be my english teacher b/c #1, she don't have an account, #2 she's german, and #3, U SUCK AND SHE ROCKS!!

So u can suck it!!

HOBKNOCKER/PEDOPHILE/JERK/ASSHOLE/BASTARD/EMMAFER- I can keep talking if I want to. You can't tell me what to do. Does it annoy you that I'm still talking? If so, then I will gladly keep on talking.

You know, unless you turn the setting off, your profile shows what country you are currently in. I thought you would know that by now since you are oh so clever.

I don't want to be your stupid English teacher. I feel bad for her if she has to put up with you when you act like a three year old who doesn't get their way.

I'm not going to suck anything. I'm going to keep bothering you to see how long I can keep you enraged. My record with someone is two months and she gave up after trashing my name on this website and on several others. She quit because people were laughing at her.

ME- k...u has issues...i will keep on killing u even if ppl laugh at me...i is currently works on a ppls who don;t like you..and i am working on a story on ur annoying issues...and, if u is british...WOULD IT KILL U TO BRUSH UR TEETH ONCE IN A WHILE!! what is it with brits and fear of brushing their teeth?

when u gets a bunch of stuff, has fun with that stuff...and just so usa know...AMERICA BEAT EUROPE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!!

and no, ur replies don't bother me as much as ur face does..so keep on typing loser..keep on going...SEE YA IN 3 YEARS!!

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I Found this on someone else's profile, and it made me cry. It actually did, and i never cry.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Dudes, this is something that happened in my home, my school, my town , the safe haven where I thought there was supposed to be little to no danger. My own mind lied to me, my mom told me of what happened. I told BlackAthena, who decided to write this poem for the event that had occured. Please pass this on, if not for me, but for the horrified girl that found out that this event had happened to her. She never knew untill the boy told her, far too late to stop what had happened did the boy change his mind.

A party

was all she wanted.

Not the alcohol

not the blackout

not the tragedy.

She went to it

the New Years party

and got drunk off her head.

Her friends mother

trying to help, laid her down in the basement

a supposed safe place.

No one thought

it could happen here

in this small town.

No one thought an person

could be that wrong.

She lay there

unconcious to the world

unable to stop

the tragedy that came.

As the guests began to leave

four shadows

entered the basement.

Four boys

barely teenagers

did the unthinkable.

One took out a phone

and filmed the whole thing.

Another watched and laughed.

The two others

did the unspeakable.

When she woke up

she never knew.

But one of the boys

sent her the video

saying he was sorry.

Nobody thought the Golden boy

would be put under house arrest.

Nobody thought the quiet boy

could stand to witness

such a thing.

No one thought the unnamed

would be so horrible

No one thought

that the main perpatrator

would be him.

The boy

he ran to California

too cowardly

to face the law.

That boy

was brought back home

in shame.

That day

the school gathered.

So young

not even fifteen.

Who would've thought

an 8th grader would be a rapist.

- in honor of our class, who mourned together and comforted eachother in such a tragedy.

copy and paste this on your profile for that girl and her family, and the countless other women who have gone through the same thing.

Hello! This is WindClanApprentice112 speaking! Seeing as i am now not home, bye.


Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Zach H.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Black

3. Your first initial?

M

4. Your month of birth?

September

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Diomand

7. Your favorite number?

7

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

To be able to hang out with Zach and not freak out...(yeah, I'm that desperate...) 0.o

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

...I kinda already knew that...

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. I already knew that

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom. Possibly...maybe..hopefully...

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good Can't wait for that bomb to blow...ugh.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

That's nice

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

Maybe...

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

7? YAYAYAYAYAY!!

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

I am sooo laid back.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. That sounds kinda like me...

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Hey Guys, this is WindClanApprentice112. I just wanna let you guys know that I now have a facebook: my name is Annah Smith...p.s, that's not my real name. If you guys wanna be my friend, when it says "Send Friend Request" click on "Add personal message" and just put Fanfiction. I'll friend you then...because I only friend people I know and since I only really know WinterSky101 and we are already friends, it's kinda at a moot point. So, just, friend me! OR, equally as good, read and review my new story, Fire and Ice.

It's not like the other ones, where they were either discontinued, Syfer's Tale, or taken over by other readers, Califax. This is 100% by me, and I plan to have updates regularly. But, since the story is relatively short, so far anyway, do you think that in the reviews, you could have possibly some more twists that you wanna see, or maybe more books that you wanna add? (I kinda wanna add Twilight into this, but not sure if it would just add confusion to the whole damn thing.) I already have Harry Potter and Maximum Ride in the story, which is kinda like a really good story mashup if you ask me, but just think if there is anything that you wanna see.

I have some basic character lists for below, but they will constantly be changing, so look out.

Max-co-head of mutant defenses, together with Fang, mutant

Fang-co-head of mutant defenses, together with Max, mutant

Iggy-co-head of weapons unit, brother to Salara (separated at birth), mutant

Nudge-co-head of mutant healers, mutant

Angel-co-head of mutant healers, sister to Gazzy, mutant

Gazzy-co-head of weapons unit, brother to Angel, mutant

Salara-soldier, sister of Iggy, together with Dahaki, mutant

Ariel-soldier, mutant

Samantha (Sam)-soldier, mutant

Dahaki-soldier, together with Salara, mutant

Hermione-head of magical healers, witch

Harry-head of magical defenses, wizard

Ron-soldier, wizard

Luna-healer, witch

Draco-head of Dark Magic studies, wizard

So, there you go. hope that clears things up a bit.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

They hurt her:

bout six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

lol...sleep well people!

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Get Fax Together by frostychicken reviews
COMPLETE / REMOVED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Danger Magnet by etraxler reviews
Set during New Moon. The Cullens leave and Bella eventually finds herself in need of help... again. She ends up with the vampires she least expected... SORRY! I really suck at summaries. eventually M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 138,437 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper
New Phase of the Moon by notashamedtobe reviews
I want Jacob and Bella. Simple as that. I am finally, finally working on finishing this story so I have decided to repost it. Thanks for your patience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 2838 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Finally Alone by Dekoda DeSoto reviews
After weeks and day's of fighting over Tohru, Akito calls all of the Zodic. Not Kyo, since hes the cat. What will happen with Tohru and Kyo during that time alone?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Beautiful Boy by Vomast reviews
Max left the flock because she was pregnant with Fang's son. Now, she's nineteen, living with their five year old boy, Silence...and Fang never stopped searching for her. Fax in later chapters, you just need to be patient :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,550 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Edward by Mrs. Cope reviews
What if blood weren't the only scent of Bella's that Edward smelled? How do you handle sitting next to someone who arouses your dormant sexual energy? A completed work.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,467 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Be Human by Avelera reviews
When Kyo's bracelet breaks and he is locked in his original form, Tohru and the others are forced to consider if he can ever change back. Will this draw Tohru closer to the Sohmas or force her away from them for good? Kyouru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,379 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/27/2005 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.]
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bird Kids in the NEST by AdInventum reviews
Maximum Ride was created to save the world. Now she must learn to trust a military group that fights alien robots. Lots of Max-humor, wisecracks, and big bots! thanks for all the great reviews, people! :D
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,723 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Max, Optimus Prime
A Night of Games by slowpoke15hi5 reviews
In which: Jasper realizes he has a crush on his best friend, Edward realizes Jasper likes him and Jasper doesn't know his feelings are returned. Oh and also, Edward is quite the tease. Slash. E/J AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
RPGs by Twilightzoner reviews
The continuation of Midnight Desire and ExB's, er, growth and explorations. The monster comes along on the journey, too! Mature Audiences Only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,921 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
EMOtional by YourMoosyFate reviews
Ig has a plan to force Fang to admit his feelings for Max, but what'll he do when it backfires? What happens when Mr. No Emotion gets a new power that's sending the whole flock on an emotional rollercoaster? Officially on HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009
A New Found Love by bmbutlerbabe reviews
A story i wrote like 2-3 years ago. Hermione is training to become a healer. Her mentor is someone rather unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
In The Woods by 12cookies reviews
Fang and Iggy have some fun one night in the woods. Bad summery. Stupid Title. Please read! Short Figgy story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
The experiment by Teona reviews
Eclipse. Edward and Bella. Alone in his bedroom on a king size bed. What's next? A game? A satisfaction? A pleasure? An experiment? They won't stop at innocent kisses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truly unexpected by EdwardIsSoFuckingMindblowing reviews
Edward, Jasper and Emmett are home alone. Out of boredom they decide to play truth or dare. Not only are secrets revealed, but it ends up better than Edward would have expected. LEMONS ! An Edward/Emmett/Jasper-one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Book of Truth by VAMPtastic1901 reviews
What happens when Alice comes across the Twilight Saga books in a vision, buys them, and makes everybody read them? Find out here! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,742 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
In Order To Remember by Marie Thompson reviews
Tohru has accepted Kyo's "original form" and all seems well at the home of Shigure Sohma, until Kyo comes across a rather disturbing realization. Based from the anime. Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket nor am I using it for gain. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,043 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Fruits Basket by Sera Makkusu reviews
This is my take at putting the Fruits Basket graphic novels into REGULAR novels. I guess you can't consider it REAL fanfiction... Just for fun, no copyright infringement intended. Now you can enjoy Furuba all over again, but in a different way! ;D
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
The Cat's Victory by Lil-Brown-wRen reviews
Kyo and Tohru have gotten closer. How will Yuki handle it? Complete.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,553 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Kickass Diary Chronicles! by XxSquigglySpoochxX reviews
There were once twelve people,called the Junishi,plus three girls!These people had some pretty KICKASS diaries,which I found! That's right,because I'm pretty damn awesome like that! Anyway,this is rated T because I'm gonna be swearing a lot!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Angel's Fax 'I Love You' Plan by Flight at Midnight reviews
One day, Angel gets fed up with Max and Fang's lovey-dovey thoughts. So, she concocts an ingenious plan to get them to admit their true feeling to each other. A Fax one-shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
AntiSohma by Nikki-hanyou reviews
We all know of the 12 zodiacs including the cat that is in the legend, but what if there was an Anti for each of the Zodiacs, one with not just a curse, but a curse with a curse? How does affect all the zodiacs when she comes and visit them?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Momiji S.
Romantic Romp on The Beach by UnluckyXStar reviews
The tittle explains itself. KyoXTohru ONE SHOT
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
The sound of Forgiveness: A Tokio Hotel Fanfic by DogwoodTreesAndBumblebees reviews
."“SHH! Do you hear that?” Tom shouted, cutting Bill off mid rant, “That’s the sound of forgiveness…” Tom said raising his hand in a wide ark in the air." ,ahh, poor Bill, he never saw it coming, then agian, he should have...,
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
On A Dark Stormy Night by Onus of the Flesh reviews
Gender Blender! KyoxTohru and HaruxYuki! What happens when the moon gives off odd effects? Warning; Straight, gay, and lesbian love! Rated M for obvious reasons. Please, watch the warnings, It /will/ get harder in future chaps!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
The Flock Meet the Cullens On MSN by GenocideOfColors reviews
The possibilities are endless. What could possibly go wrong? Well, what could possibly go right?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
Blind Faith - FangIggy by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Max takes Nudge, Gazzy, And Angel to search for their parents. Fang and Iggy are left home together to keep things running smoothly and discover passion like never before. Smut One shot. Yaoi
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
This Ain't No Fairytale by Mooch McFly reviews
We are protectors. We are fighters. We are fierce. We are Werewolves. And we are damn proud of being girls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,307 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Seth - Complete
30 Kisses Epic by Lady Casper-san reviews
Kyou starts to really notice how much he wants Tohru. Let the fun begin. Update: Chapter 25
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,375 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
I Love an Oniguri by LavenderLilac0 reviews
Kyo’s point of view. Kyo finds a potion left for him from his master. It makes sure a Sohma can’t transform for twenty-four hours. Alone with Tohru for a Sunday? Guess what happens. LEMON ! Please remember to reveiw! :D
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Valium, you gotta luv it by The Layman reviews
Max acidentally gets on valium at her party and hilarity ensues. Features mostly Maximum Ride, Fang, The Gasman, and Iggy. Mild peril.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Desperation by bella c'ella luna reviews
One-shot, pure smut/lemon. After Jasper almost attacks Bella at her birthday party, he comes to her room to apologize. They try to acclimate Jasper to Bella's scent so that he isn't as affected by her, but their plan goes awry. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Mr Mom by imagine.life.sweeter reviews
When Max gets sick, Fang's left in charge of the flock. How will he survive as Mr. Mom? Told through Fang's POV. Really bad summary. Oh well. Read it for yourself. You'll get a better picture. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Good & Evil by bella c'ella luna reviews
A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,374 - Reviews: 2863 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Screwdriver by Zikkie reviews
Iggy and Nudge make a play about Max and Fang's future...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
First Martial Arts Lesson by Figurine889 reviews
Tohru decides to get to know Kyo better and asks for martial arts lessons. Deciding to use the opportunity to get closer to her, Kyo obliges.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
What not to do if you are a Blind Pyro Bird Kid by nudge-potter reviews
A list of exactly what the title says. For every list entry, I will add a short story of what happens when Iggy does do that thing. although he's not happy about it, Iggy is helping me narrate. Read and Review faithful MR fanfic readers! T for later stuff
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Iggy
Twilight Sundae by darkest-terror reviews
It's a hot summer day in Forks. What happens when Bella, Jasper, and Jacob are left alone in the house with sweet treats? in collaboration with laurajaexo. I appreciate the interest, but this story is finished. We will not be writing any more chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Laundry Day by Quinn Villiers reviews
Just a normal laundry day for Tohru and Kyo turns into something much more passionate. *LEMON ALERT*
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Maximum Ride The Ultimate Ride by MaximumRideForever reviews
Maximum Ride gets exactly what she deserves...!FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,868 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Teasing by When Snow Melts Away reviews
Shigure has a mischievous plan to get a studious Tohru and a very horny Kyo in an embarrassing situation. And it leads to much more…
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Forever Love by SasuNaru69 reviews
KYo finally confesses his love for Tohru. this takes place after the curse is lifted. my first real straight oneshot enjoy. KyoTohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Pleasure by nuaghty.thoughts.o0o reviews
NEW short story. TxK. LEMON. These are the sounds of pure pleasure. Please comment, flames allowed, complements appreciated.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Love, Laundry, and the Power of the Zodiac by KikyoKitty reviews
Shigure goes on vaction, Yuki has a student council meeting and Tohru and Kyo are left at home alone with thier hormones taking over thier actions.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
On the Edge of Forever by binaryeclipse reviews
Edward/Bella. My take on the wedding night. Same timeline as my other one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Page 32 by MsSmuttly reviews
Kyo enters Tohru's room to borrow a book, but what happens later is a lot more...vigorous...then he ever intended. Rated M for a reason.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Twists And Turns Of Love by DannyRebecca reviews
Fang and Iggy are in love. what more can they do? Max is mad, Gazzy's disgusted, Angel is loving it and Nudge keeps fainting. thing after thing happens that tries to stop the relationship. will it succeed, or was it really made to be? Figgy Arggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
LEMONSFOR SEQUEL by Running to my Heart reviews
These are the lemons for the new story I'm working on. If you don't like, don't read.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Hopelessly Addicted by Miu-Tinichi reviews
One night Hatori gets curious about what Shigure and Ayame get up to when they go to bed early, during his snooping gets more than he bargained for. Oneshot, Graphic yaoi, don't read if you don't like. ShigureXHatoriXAya fic. better than summary says!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Shigure S., Hatori S. - Complete
With Arms Wide Open by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
tohru has broken the curse, and kyou shows his gratitude through seduction. but something happened that first night that will change their lives. pretty much every *conventional* couple imaginable, eventually. one chapter has yaoi, just one.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,633 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Anxiety's Remedy by Lady Casper-san reviews
Tohru worries over her Kyoukun. Something isnt right. But wait! Shiguresan has just the thing! Lemon Kyrou
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Satisfied by nuaghty.thoughts.o0o reviews
Tohru is with Yuki. But that doesn't stop Kyo from having his own naughty thoughts, one day his nuaghty thoughts become real. Soon Tohru is having an affair with Kyo! Bad summary xD NO CURSE first time. R&R YxTxK. STRONGLY sexual. STORY IS PAUSED Sorry!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
The Only Regret by Mayuna reviews
I only have one regret Tohru and that's not being able to hold you right now. KyouXTohru. Rated for heavy lemon.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Contact by Tomo Potter reviews
Fang is Iggy's eyes. But can Fang learn to love Iggy touching him? FIGGY SLASH. Fanfic100: The Flock. Prompt 38 Touch, 84 He, 40 Sight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Is It Truly Forbidden? Chapter 6 by NothingThere2Hurt reviews
This chapter was rated M... so I had to put it up as a new story XD but the whole story except for this chapter is in the T section
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Tohru H., Kyo S. - Complete
Black Tohru by j.curl reviews
Tohru hits her head and strange things start happening when the Souma males pop up naked around her. Some Ayaru, a dash of Toriru, pinches of Yukiru and Kyoru, and a heaping helping of Haruru final pairing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Tohru H., Hatsuharu S.
So Sets the Fire by Zapenstap reviews
It was special, their love for each other it was markedly different than whatever was between Yuki and Tohru now, and he was committed to it with all his heart. kyoru lemon. edited
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Mixed Chocolate by Sailor Panda reviews
Put Hatsuharu, Tohru, and Valentine's Day together and what do you get? A future side story to my unfinished Black & White series, which isn't necessary to read first as this can be taken as a oneshot AU Valentine's Day fic.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Tohru H., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
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Fire and Ice reviews
Sort of an AU where witches and wizards and mutants are forced to join together in the escape from the danger that the government, common people, heck, even the whole world, is posing. The action starts right away, with romance to come, please read!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010
Syfr's Tale reviews
Syfr is a wolf in ancient times learning how to deal with being the "Chosen One" BTW, this is my English Paper; the long version.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010
Califax reviews
When Max, Fang, Nudge, and Gazzy go to a fashion show, how do Angel, Iggy, and Ella get along? Will Eggy result of this? Will Angel play matchmaker? Read and review to find out! Rated K 'cause I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Iggy, Ella