Hi everyone.

I want to shut out a hello to all the people who have read any of my stories and I have a lot more on my computer to put on when I finished my other ones. Now no-one seems to be reading a story that i think is great! It is by EvilGiraffQueen and it is a Sandlot one so people you should read it, it is great!

Any questions about my stories messages me and I will answer them without giving away the story and I would like to thank by big sister for all the help she has given me with writing, thanks to her I have gotten much better.

And yes, a lot of might have realised that I am posting a lot of stories up at the moment, well it's the morning, I'm the only one up and I am very bored, plus I felt like doing to see how many people might like some of the stories on my USB. So please find one from you favourite Anime, book or whatever and see if you like it!

Also at the moment I am into Yaoi and Yuri at the moment, so a lot of my stories will involve that BUT not as the main thing...except for one, it's a Sailor Moon/Saiyuki cross-over and the main girl with be gay so...yeah, don't like don't read! :)

You know your an idiot when:

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC rocks out loud? Then copy and paste this into your profile ( Honestly, Some Mary Sues get on my nerves like the ones in shows like Inuyasha because they're just unrealistic. But they make sence in YYH sometimes because Hiei and Kurama would never fall in love with anyone else.)

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Kikyo is a bitch and should die, Shadow Ice Maiden, T.Fox5, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will give you their umbralle when it is raining

REAL FRIENDS:Will take yours and say "Run Bitch Run!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever started laughing for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are extremely obsessed with british boys and their accents, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile

If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shutup and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile

If fanfiction is to you as Myspace and Facebook are to other people, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Pase this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

Okay, is what i would do and say if i met Robert (however the hell you spell his name, his plays Edward in Twilight) on the street

Tilte head and smile sweetly and say: you were kinds cute when you played Cedrick (I think thats how you spell it) in Harry Potter...what the hell happened? Wait for a reply tehn give him to answer: 1. you got hit by a bus or 2. you spent to much time with Zac Effrons (However you spell that idiots last name).

If you hate Robert whats-his-name and think this is funny or you would do thus yourself post this on your profile

If you hate Zac whats-his-name (from above) post it on your profile

If you met Zac (From above) and Robert (From above), screamed out :I think i have gone blind or I am scared for live! repost this on your profile

Okay, say you have watched New Moon and when Edward took his shirt off you waited for all the girls to stop going 'ahhh' and shouted out 'Oh, My God i think i am Blind or I'm scared for life now' or if you want to do that re-post this on your profile

if the only reason you went to see New Moon was because most of the movie you get to see Taylor (i can't spell his last name but he play Jacbo Black) without a shirt on and went 'ahh, i'm in heaven' re-post this on your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile

STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Dads

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

If you want to kill Sasuke for leaving the leaf village copy this on your profile.

If you think that Neji and TenTen are meant to be copy this on your profile.

If you thought Gaara was a bad guy the first time you saw him copy this on your profile.

If you think Orochimaru is an evil jerk that needs to go die in a hole then copy this on your profile

If you're torn between the Hinata/Naruto pairing and the Hinata/Kiba pairing copy this on your profile.

If you think that Lee and Gai are the funniest people in Naruto copy this on your profile.

If you are a die hard Zutara fan copy this on your profile.

If you love Tokka, copy this on your profile.

If you screamed in horror when Aang kissed Katara in his dream in 'Nightmares and Daydreams,' copy this on your profile.

If your heart stopped in absolute terror you found Mai and Zuko got together, copy this on your profile.

If you are an avid W.I.T.C.H. lover copy this on your profile.

If you think Nerissa is totally insane, copy this on your profile.

If you can relate anything you hear to something your favorite comedian said, copy this on your profile.

If you screamed at the TV when Zuko jumped in front of the lightning to save Katara, copy this on yoru profile.

If you laughed hysterically when Cedric ate Phobos in 'Z is for Zenith,' copy this on your profile.

If you think Phobos is practically a girl, copy this on your profile.

If you like the W.I.T.C.H. TV show better then the comics, copy this on your profile.

If you think about your favorite shows 24/7 and have dreams about them, copy this on your profile.

If you are addicted to your music, copy this on your profile.

If you are on the computer, more than anyone else in your family, copy this on your profile.

If your sister thinks that your favorite shows are stupid, copy this on your profile.

If you can't beat em, join em.

If you can't join them, bribe em.

If you can't bribe em, blackmail em.

If you can't blackmail em, kill em.

If you can't kill em, you're screwed!

If you have ever tried to perform alchemy by drawing a transmutation circle or by clapping your hands paste this into your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

If you laughed when you found out that Yagami spelled backwards says Im a gay then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you often get attacked by plot bunnies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

94 percent of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the 6 percent rofl-ing. (Yeah, like no one's done THIS one before...)

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

Many, many, many... many people love Twilight. Copy & paste if you love to HATE on it.

Copy and paste this into your profile if FMA:Brotherhood owns the original anime.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, BLEACH, and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u believe that the Soul Society is a real place, copy and paste this onto ur profile.

If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile

I LOVE TRIPLE DOTS, EXCLAMATION MARKS AND SMILEY FACES!!
If you like the triple dots... exclamation marks! and/or smiley faces :) post this into your profile...:)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile.

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its just funny

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, LOTR, Alex Rider, Immortal Instruments, Infernal devices, Ranger's apprentice, Vampire Academy, add more!), copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

If you care more about world matters and humanity than who is the newest celebrity, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys and their accents, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. (poor rabbit)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile (...)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (who hasnt wanted to slap someone?!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I will RULE the World with the help of EVIL plot bunnies)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (hmmm if they do can i be the one driving?)

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (cow, sock, peach, FIRE, other random words. ect.)

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (stupid stairs)

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (my dad gets mad at me for this all the time)

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile (hmmmmm hav i?)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (no dur i havent died yet)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (who hasnt talked to themselves? everyone raises hand sticks tounge out at everyone)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

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I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Zakmaniac, Musiclovesbest, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST wear a kilt

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a homosexual who's looking for attention.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? One on my elbow from falling out of a tree and onto a barbwire fence

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? posters, some drawings my friend drew for me, pictures of my friends, maps of Australia and the World, a star map

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I use to talk in my sleep and I snore when I have a cold...(Or so I have been told by my family)

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN To? A whole variety of music

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? to be dancing

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Not sure at this moment.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books, my USB (with my stories on it) my photo albums

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'10

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? depends on where I am

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? when my friend moved to Queensland

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't know different types...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't care about eyes but I do like red hair

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Don't know, I would probably be proposing...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Meat lovers

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A bacon and Egg sandwich

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A necklace from my mother

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? yes

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Probably not I'm just really flexible

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't know any

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Three dogs

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Most likely

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Not sure...Probably that they're always there for you and you for them and that you like to hang out a lot.

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 13

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? either

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I don't ring people very much

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? annoying, screaming girls, people that use text talk for stories,

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Australia and have never been there before.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? spiders, watching people that I love hurting inside and not knowing what to do about it.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? not yet

37. FIRST JOB? Still in highchool

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? nope

39. DO YOU SWEAR? You betcha

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading fanfictions.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? nope

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair and my weight and my writing ability (which I don't think is very good...)

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?no

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A few books and maybe the Anime Bleach

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I don't think so...

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I use to

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I have no idea what it's called

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes when I'm very bored

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS? don't think so...

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I'm not embarrassed about any of them

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? not for me they don't

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I release it by sometimes doing my martial arts or by yelling at the next person that annoys me.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't have one

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Books! ;)

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Know Idea don't really use it much

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Never was

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes all the time, it ticks people off all the time! :)

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? They have to have a good personality, be able to make me laugh and they have to hate a few things that I love so we have stuff to argue about!

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Imaginary Evil Sinner, Little Tall thing

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Don't have a favourite

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW/S? NCIS and Bones

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? what?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Carmel

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Last Wednesday for PE

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There was one! I always read the number before answering anything

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don't know...

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes :)

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing, unless you count the rain that's hammering on my roof

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Can't remember

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Looks and/or personality

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I use to leave the world of thinking.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? A whole lot of girls and boys at my school.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown/Black, it changes colour depending on it's length...It use to be blond when I was little then it turned brown

86. EYE COLOR? Brown

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? McDonalds

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Mighty Ducks

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Don't have one

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? No

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I don't do politics

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? an ice-cream at my swimming carnival

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? None

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.
You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76, XDpercabethXD, Sumbunnyluvsu77, writerwrong, XOXOFishie, Snow Angel4566, rayv19, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "We fucked up, huh?"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs.".
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".

Friend: Asks me for my number.
Best friend: Asks me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in publi.c
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now by seeing people from the future?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it that when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

,If you completely agree with the questions above, copy and paste this to your profile!

Miss
I'm a girl so I'm probably cruel
I'm a lady so I'm probably irrational
I'm a woman so I'm probably crazy
I'm a female so I'm probably sexy
Miss or Ms. "Whatever". Girls rule, Boys drool.
All of the above put this in your pro.

if you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile
wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson
If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile
92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Why is it so unfair that eigth grade boys are idiots, and eigth grade girls are ready to date but don't want to date the eigth grade boys? I hate eigth grade...
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I'm not staring! I'm looking intensely. (My brother)
You know you're in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!
If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offense guys.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. And so does his imaginary friend.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If technology hates you in a literal way of speaking, copy and paste this into your profile.
In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profilePeople are like slinkies, basically useless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever yelled at your television (or computer) because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Amuto-fan-Neko-san, HitachiinOtaku, KyoXTohru1, YoursFeatherly, rayv19, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-
If you think its unfair for movie makers to say a movie will be out in the summer and really make you wait till fall, copy and paste and sign: YoursFeatherly, rayv19, -X-xx-Sazza-xx-X-
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me)

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM TORNADO.

On a Taiwanese shampoo:
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

On the bottle of a (UK) flavored milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
(Oh really?)

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(So... it was tested on human perhaps?)

In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box)

On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrihoids:
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
(... no comment...)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:
OPEN OTHER END.

On a Sears hairdryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
(But that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Whoops... too late...)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Damn...)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(So I guess the swimming pool it out...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
WARNING- CONTAINS NUTS.
(Gasp!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(Are you suuure?)

On a child's superman costume:
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(You just crushed every young child's dream)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(And here I thought it would keep me awake)

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.
(...Sorry dude, means we can't share)

You Know You're Addicted Bleach When...

You've dyed your hair orange.

You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto... until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"

Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.

You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAHAHAHAHA!"

You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out.

You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiorra.

You've named your stuffed animal Kon.

You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.

You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body.

You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories... and then fight with other members when they don't agree with you.

You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest... and then glued a broken chain to it.

You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.

You wear an eye patch while you fight to give your opponent an "advantage".

You bust in to class saying "The spirits are always with you!"

You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai.

Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"

You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch.

You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration.

You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.

Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool.

You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.

You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.

You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks.

After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk.

You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.

You open up a Bleach web site... and call it your life's work.

You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"

You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".

You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.

Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain 'insert your name here' to you."

You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"

Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows.

You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach.

You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...

You eat ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fanfiction... and took it a step further by making a Naruto music video.

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts... and feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition... and want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You're on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class... by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs... and then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says Come Come Paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)."

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or gay.

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal.

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld.

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left.

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull.

You even write in Adult Fanfiction.

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden.

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto.

You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the Shikon Jewel.

20. You waste countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character.

Things that do NOT actually work, despite the fact that they seem really cool in anime

1. Magic

2. Jumping off of buildings and landing on your feet.

3. Defying the laws of physics with “mad martial arts skills."

4. Slapping your best friend to make them see how stupid they are being (this usually only pisses people off).

5. Meeting eyes in unspoken consent and kissing under the sunset.

6. Pulling a sledgehammer out of thin air.

7. Using said sledgehammer to pound lecherous boys.

8. Talking animals

9. Lame ass excuses that seem to fool everyone despite how utterly insane they are.

10. The excuse “I fell down the stairs”.

11. Humans that turn into talking animals.

12. Getting off from peeking at a girl’s panties with little more than a slap across the face.

13. Being known as the cool and handsome brooder (doom and gloom just annoys people).

14. Miraculously surviving a ten story drop with just a broken arm.

15. Being the “cute dingbat”. Dingbats are just a pain. Trust me, I know.

16. Giant fighting mechanical robots.

17. Perverted nosebleeds.

18. On that note, lovable perverts. Nobody likes a pervert. I know about that, firsthand, too.

19. Lewd comments being funny (they aren’t funny. They are sexual harassment, and in this country, you can be arrested for it).

20. Being blatantly truthful (Trust me, nobody likes an honest asshole. Lying makes the world go round).

21. Darkly chuckling at something and then walking away. It annoys people more than it intrigues them.

22. Being the class clown (Nobody will like you).

23. Shotacon (That’s pedophilia).

24. Lolicon (Same as above.

25. Dressing as a boy to go to an all boy’s school.

26. People thinking that you are “sexy” because you’re a transvestite.

27. Boys that look like girls in every way.

28. Offering to give a girl a “full body inspection”.

29. Giant-ass swords.

30. Steam shooting out of your ears when you are embarrassed.

31. Sweatdrop appearing on your head when you’re thinking “what the fuck!?”

32. Vein mark appearing on your forehead when you are angry.

33. Flash step.

34. Kamehameha!

35. Triple wall jump(actually, people can, it's just veeeery rare).

36. Regeneration.

37. A brilliant comeback at the very last minute due to a totally obvious realization about yourself.

38. Coming back to life.

39. Extra lives.

40. Being utterly unable to die because you are the hero.

41. Drop kicking your son to the face to make him fight you.

42. Being charred alive and having your skin blackened.

43. Shaking said blackened skin off and being completely fine.

44. Getting electrocuted by 10,000,000 volts and surviving

45. Punches that can break a stone pillar.

46. Throwing someone off a cliff just by tapping them with your pinky.

47. Surviving being cut in half by a katana.

48. Amazingly discovering your true potential at the last second and saving the day.

49. Saving the day and getting the girl.

50. Being so angry that a thunderstorm appears over your head.

51. Eating a huge meal in five seconds (Doesn’t happen, no matter how ravenously hungry you are).

52. Vampires

53. Angels

54. Demons

55. SUPER SAIYAN 3!!!

56. Eyes that are larger than the nose.

57. Hairstyles that defy gravity.

58. Natural breasts larger than size double D (No matter how much guys pray to the god of boobs).

59. Reverse vampires.

60. Costume changes in three seconds with character going naked first.

61. Having no dick or boobs when they do go naked.

62. A glare sufficing to shake someone down.

63. Smacking someone and sending them flying.

64. Cooking that looks like toxic waste.

65. Creating weapons out of pure energy.

66. Falling over when something stupid happens.

67. Harem situations.

68. Ghosts

69. Mind control

70. Espers

71. Aliens

72. Time travelers

73. Shinigami

74. Post apocalyptic utopias.

75. Girls growing penises.

76. The power of an attack being directly proportionate to how loudly the person yells its name, and, less frequently so, how long the name is.

77. Eating so much that you get a pot belly and then losing the belly ten seconds later.

78. Boys that should in all respects be girls.

79. Evil overlords who seemingly have no flaws, but then finding the flaw at the last moment and kicking their ass.

80. Swords that can cut through steel.

81. Humans having godlike powers.

82. Quincy

83. Super strength

84. A five year old being smarter than Einstein.

85. Integrated Data Thought Entity.

86. Dragons

87. Spellcasters

88. Dhampirs

89. Death Notes

90. Flying castles

91. Guys who eat only candy.

92. Prosthetic bodies

93. Swords that have souls in them.

94. Jumping 20 feet in the air

95. Chakra

96. Racial memory

97. Innocence

98. Ridiculously overpowered supervillains *coughcoughaizencoughcough*.

99. Foxlike grins *coughcoughgincoughcough*.

100. Final battles that destroy an entire city.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.

7. Our magazines have horoscopes.

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm.

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

Sayings People Need For Every Day Life To Cheer Themselves Up

I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

Don't drink water. The fishies have sex in it.

Someone told me it's illegal to kill someone because they piss you off...Crap.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics!

Be the fruit loop in the world of cheerios.

If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them!

Achoo! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

If we really learned from our mistakes I'd be a fuckin' genius by now.

Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk.

It's called investigating, not stalking.

Be who you want to be, not what others want to see.

A broken heart is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broke than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

Not only do I fall down stairs; I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent!

Hand over the chocolate and no one dies.

I didn't fall for you; you tripped me.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Watch out, I haven't had my coffee yet.

Side by side or miles apart, friends are forever, close to your heart.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

If you don't have anything nice to say then you must be talking about yourself bitch.

Shut up voices..or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.

OMG! OMG! OMG!...Wait, I forgot.

Normal people worry me.

If you want to taste the rainbow, eat some crayons.

Are you kidding? I didn't high-five your face! I slapped it bitch!

Moo, I'm a spider.

Never argue with an idiot, They'll drag you down to their level and beat your ass with experience.

Shh!...I'm hiding from the stupid people.

I'm gonna be an astronaut and travel to the sun. Don't worry I've got sunscreen.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there!

Eat right, exercise, die anyways.

Therapist=The/rapist...scary thought.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3.

Whose idea was it for lisp to have an 's' in it?

I see regular people!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.

Real Americans don't need a hyphen.

You should just put a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one!

I love walking in the rain because no one can tell I'm crying.

Why are there no fat stickmen?

Love me or hate me,(either way you're thinking of me)

Move on,it's just a chapter of your past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.

I'm only nice because to you because the doctor is making me take these happy pills.

PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals

Don't make me go all crazy white girl on you!

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.

Isn't it funny how by drawing a little symbol you can scare the shit out of people?

You call me bitch like you think it's true, I'm sorry slut, I'm just not you.

I'm trippin? Guess I should tie up my shoes.

It was once said 'A black man will be president when pigs fly' A hundred days in office, SWINE FLU!!

Here's to the future cuz I'm done with the past.

Hahahaha! I'm running with sciss-OW! My eye!

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go.

If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalks.

People change, things go wrong; shit happens, but life goes on.

I don't miss you(I miss the person I thought you were)

True friends are never apart; maybe in distance, but not in heart.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in front of a speeding car but I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

Hell was full so guess what? I'm back.

Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get the fuck out.

I'm not short I'm...screw it I'm short.

I'm a freak. What else is new?=)

When life give you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye.

Please don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.

I'm the person who gets hit by parked cars.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each others Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you, grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you, give her your attention.

When she pulls away, pull her back.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared, protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.

When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers.

~T-shirt quotes~

You shouldn’t let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

You shouldn’t follow in my footsteps; I have a habit of walking into walls.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!

I’m out of bed, what more do you want?

If you could read my mind you wouldn’t be smiling.

Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privelege.

99.9 of people in America suffer from insanity. The rest of us enjoy every minute of it!

I used to see a shrink but I made him go crazy.

I do everything my rice crispies tell me to.

I hear voices in my head and they say they don't like you.

Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!

If I had to explain, you still wouldn't understand.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

I used to listen to the voices in my head, but I ran out of places to hide the bodies.

If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it.

Reality is the leading cause of stress.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Were you born stupid or did you work at it?

I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't Remember Shit)

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry...Then things get worse.

Where there's a will...I want to be on it.

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups.

I will never put off 'till tomorrow what I can forget about forever.

Kendo Class... Worship the stick... be one with the stick... hit people with the stick!

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you’re it.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile.

If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them?

Why do we kill people who kill people just to show people killing people is wrong?

I say no to drugs but they just don't listen.

Keep Ireland clean, throw your trash in England!

I didn't spend 6.5 million years clawing my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?

I don't have an eating problem, I eat, I get fat, NO PROBLEM!

Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

If my dog had a face as ugly as yours, I would shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!

Good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

P.M.S. Punish Men Severely

Men aren't pigs... pigs are gentle, cute creatures!

The more men I meet, the more I like my dog!

I'm the reason men are scared of women.

God made Oceans, God made Lakes, God made Men... Hey, we all make mistakes!!!

Guys are like slinkies - it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

If you miss your ex, reload and try again!

Don't follow me! I don't know where I'm going.

Naruto Survery

Who are your favorite Naruto characters: Gaara, Itachi, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Minato, Lady Tsuande and Temari

What are your favorite pairings: Normal parrings: Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Shikamaru/Temari. Yaoi parrings: Naruto/Gaara, Naruto/Kakashi, Naruto/Shikamaru, Naruto/Sasuke, Kakashi/Iruka. Hentai: Sakura/Ino, Sakura/Hinata

Are you a Naruto Yaoi or Hentai fan? Yaoi and Hentai

Ever cosplayed Naruto Characters? No, I haven't

List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise: All 220 episodes of Naruto part 1, about five collections of Naruto part 2 (shippuden), and about 5 or six playstation games

Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto Character? Okay, I'm obbessed with it but I don't believe that I should be with a character...honestly I don't even think that I should be with Gaara...or Sakura...not at all...

NaruHina or KibaHina: NaruHina, it's just so sweet!

SasuSaku or NaruSasu: NaruSasu all the way! ;)

Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7 it's defenitly them.

Do you support the Obito theory? He died, it's oviously not him!

Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Hell yeah! He looks like him and acted like him! Plus, it's already been said!

Your favorite Akatsuki member: Itachi! He is just sooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are your pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro.

Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? Well, the next collection of Naruto Shippuden comes out soon, so in dubbed I believe I might of.

Have you read all the chapter so far? Nope.

Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he's just very hyper.

Sub or Dub? Dub.

Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? That depends, in Naruto part 1 I'm Anti-Sakura, Naruto Part 2...still haven't decided

Tobi= Annoying or funny? He's sooooooo funny!

Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara.

Gai=Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Beastly Nerd!

Which character would be the best crossdresser? Sasori

Rock Lee= Weird or Awesome. Awesome.

Do you like Naruto fics? Yes, if they are well written.

Do you write Naruto fics? I have a lot of Naruto fics on my USB

Do your parents know about Naruto? Yes, only because my brother and I watch it/slash play the playstation games.

Have you gotten somebody else hooked onto Naruto. I am proud to say I have! :)

Have you ever been drawing Naruto in class and somebody else recognized it? Well, I can't draw so that's a huge NO!

Are you broke thanks to Naruto: Nah,

Do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes, it defenitly has!

ABOUT YOU

What time is it? 5:03 pm

What is your name? Who wants to know?

What do you want to do? I really wanna dance!

Where do you want to live? Australia

How many kids do you want to have? No idea maybe 3

Do you want to ever get married? yes, I would but I'm not even going to think about that.

Have you ever done drugs? No but with how hyper I am most people probably think I am.

What do you like on your pizza? I don't really like pizza

Can you cross you eyes? not at all

Do you make your bed daily. My mum wishes I would! but like the rest of my room it's gonna stay messy!

What is the wackiest thing on earth? not a clue

Quick think of a number! 666

What ticks you off? Annoying people, snobby people, stuck-up people, people who always talk in class, sexist people and so many more!

Favorite things to do? Read, dance, write, watch animes, sing (though I can't)

How many male friends do you have? Well, let's see...I think around 5

Do you want a boyfriend? ...(Awkward Silence)

LOOK A DOG ON A UNICYCLE! I wish my dog could ride a unicycle that would be so cool!

Who are your favorite horror movie characters? I do watch horror movies sometimes but I can't remember any characters names.

What is twisted? My mind

Do you belive in magic? Yes, I do. I don't care what people think of because I believe in magic!

How many books have you read? That's a hard question to answer.

What gives you nightmares? ...I don't even remember any of my nightmares but I think some horror movies might...haven't had a nightmare in awhile actually.

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had? That's a good question, but I've had too many weird dreams to count.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is buddy, where the heck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?!

When people say, ''Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too.''
What good is a damn cake if you can't eat it?
What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say, ''It's always in the last place you look.''
Gee, ya think? Of course it's in the freakin' last place you look! Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?!

When people say, while watching a movie, ''Did you see that?''
No, moron, I paid 8 bucks to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there.
What did you come here for?

When people ask, ''Can I ask you a question?''
Didn't really give me a choice there, didya buddy?

When something's ''new and improved'', which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going.
You should know, you pulled me over.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy."

8: Dont use any punctuation.

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO."

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom."

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON."

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose."

19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Words of Wisdom

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.

This is as bad as it can get...but don't bet on it.

There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.

By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.

The facts, although interesting, are generally irrelevant.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the world.

The other line always moves faster...until you get in it.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.

I've seen the truth and it makes no sense.

If you think that there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

The Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

I love people sometimes...

On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM TORNADO.

On a Taiwanese shampoo:
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

On the bottle of a (UK) flavored milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
(Oh really?)

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(So... it was tested on human perhaps?)

In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box)

On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrihoids:
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
(... no comment...)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:
OPEN OTHER END.

On a Sears hairdryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
(But that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Whoops... too late...)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Damn...)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(So I guess the swimming pool it out...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
WARNING- CONTAINS NUTS.
(Gasp!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(Are you suuure?)

On a child's superman costume:
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(You just crushed every young child's dream)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(And here I thought it would keep me awake)

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.
(...Sorry dude, means we can't share)

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon