Julia: *Clears throat* Ahem. My name is Julia, and I have a problem.
Everyone: Hi, Julia.
Julia: *Looks down* I cannot write profiles.
Everyone: *claps*

Sooooo anyway...
Name: Julia
Age: I lie about it a lot
State: Connecticut (you know, the place that never shows on the weather forcast)
Hobbies: NONE
Favorite Stuff: pet lobster
Favorite Colors: green, purple (COLORS OF BARNEY!)
Favorite Animal: chinchilla and lobster
Pets: dog (named Crystal)
Dead Pets: Four hamsters, two parakeets, and a countless amount of fish
Life: NONE
Harry Potter Obsessed Y/N: Not so much
Barry Trotter Obsesed Y/N: OH YEAH!
Sherlock Holmes Obsessed Y/N: meh