Endings are hard. Any chapped-ass monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning, but endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always gonna bitch. There's always gonna be holes. And since it's the ending, it's all supposed to add up to something. I'm telling you, they're a raging pain in the ass. - Chuck from Supernatural.

OMG! This is the funniest thing ever!

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

FAV QUOTE OF ALL TIME!

“Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish.”

John Jakes quotes

You never know what you have until... you clean your room

Don't let people who are fake, fake you to fit in,

because if you fake your way through life,

People will thing you're faking the real you

My story statuses:

Isolated - Done! It's a one-shot, and it's done. xD

Zexion's diary - Something that I am meaning to continue, but just can't get inspiration to. Basically I have totally writers-block

You're my drug - DOOOONE! I'm proudly done! : D

WORST 24 hours of my life - Finito! Done! Over! Yay!

That guy looks a lot like you - Over and out! : D Completed!

Am I In Love With My Own Twin? FINALLY Over! I really liked to write this one, but it was not my best story so far. xD

Full of wind - It's officially a one-shot. MWUHAHAH!

The First, The Last, My Everything - Over and out. :D

Kisses of DOOM - DONE! :D

What will be next. : D

OKAY! IF SOMEONE STILL READS THIS. I LOVE YOU. :D AND I WILL START WRITING AGAIN SOON. BUT FIRST I WANT TO EDIT SOME OF MY OLD STORIES, BECAUSE SOME OF THEM REALLY NEEDS IT! WHEN I'M DONE I WILL HAVE A NEW STORY FOR YOU. :D