We Are The Bringers Of Destruction, Destroyers Of Minds, Creator Of Slash Love And Friends Till The End This Is Our Pledge And Our Gift, We Are Slashers Of The 21st Century - Spoken by Sarah and Seth

Hello To All Who Enter Our Sanctuary...Or Is It Our Own Little Slice Of Hell? --Both shrug-- Either Way You're Here Now And There's No Turning Back --evil laughter resounds from both of them before Sasuke comes over and mentions that the reader can just click the back button. Sasuke is soon attacked with pointy objects--

--Both come back-- Anyway As We Were Saying, Welcome To Our Slashy Shop Of Horrors. We Ask That You Remain Seated And Refrain From Going Fangirly Over The Merchandise. --Both bat away drooling slash fangirls and their cameras with a stick--

Now As For Ourselves Let Us Began The Introductions, This Is A Two Person Account --Many eye rolls follow the sentence. They are ignored--

The First Half Of The Account Holder And Co Owner Of S&S Assassinations - 'Tailored To All Your Evil Needs' Is Sarah aka BlackEyedWicca aka FreakOfNature. The Other Half Falls Under The Jurisdiction Of Seth aka WaffleHood aka AntiMoronSpray.

Sarah Is A Kind --Seth coughs evil under her breath-- Innocent --Seth rolls eyes-- and Sweet --Seth shakes her hand in a so-so manner-- Teenager --Seth mutters 'first true thing she's said yet'. Sarah gives an evil smirk before tackling Seth and tying her up with ropes and chains. Seth glares from her spot on the floor-- You Should Learn Not To Interrupt!

--Turns back to everyone. Seth starts to wriggle out of her binds. Sarah is oblivious-- Well Some Basic Info On Me Then Ne? I'm 15, Live In Australia LOVE Slash/Yaoi, Adore Anime And Love The Punk/Rock/Metal/Grundge/Emo Genre Of Music. Me And Seth Are Currently IN LOVE With The Shipping Of Pierre/David From Simple Plan (Also Known As Hott_Baguettes) --Seth escapes her binds and runs over and tackles Sarah, tying her up with a gag in the process--

--Seth grins-- Well I'm Seth. --Sarah rolls her eyes-- And I'm Recently 16 --Does good guy pose while Sarah once again rolls her eyes-- I Live In Las Vegas With My Two Brothers --Said two brothers hide their faces as the cameras pans over to them. Sarah takes this opportunity to start wiggling herself loose-- I Like Sarah LIVE For Slash and Again Like Sarah I DESPISE Pop --Sarah stops her struggles and nods definitely-- We Both Live For Music And Adore The Same Types Only With Me Adding Indie And Alternative To The Mix --Sarah rolls her eyes before getting rid of most of her bonds-- My favorite Pairing EVER Is Pierre/David, And They Are Sooo God Damn Fucking! --Sarah stands up and spits out her gag-- Okay Enough Of The Tying Up And Shit...So Let's Rap It Up. --Seth nods the audience gives a collective sigh of relief, both glare--

Well To End Our Bio's We're Both Sarcastic, Pessimistic, Funny And Extremely Lazy --Sarah cuts in-- But We Usually Kick The Others Ass So Fanfics Can Get Done. We Both Love Shikamaru and Sasuke from Naruto. --Seth cuts in and opens a closet which has Itachi and Gaara in it-- And Sarah Has An Obsession With Itachi And Gaara --Sarah shuts the closet and gives a sheepish look. Sarah continues--We Both Ship SasuNaru, HPDM, Various Band Pairings, John/Bobby And... --Sarah finishes-- God Knows What Else, There Are To Many To List --Both nod. Neji gives a rap it up sign from behind the camera--

Okay Well We Got To Go But to Close So We'll Simply Tell You We Also Post All Our Stories On LiveJournal. Some Of The One's We List Here Can be Found There. The Link To Our Page Is (Will Put Link Up Soon)

And Now We'll Leave You A List Of Our Fanfics That We're Working On.

National Treasure: Push Me Away, Pull Me Close - Riley/Male OC - 1/?

Simple Plan: Untitled ATM - David/Joel Madden Pierre/David, Joel/Benji Madden (Yes We Write Incest Suck It Up!) - Working On 1/?

Well Until We Decide To Change This,

Sweet Nightmares

Sarah And Seth