This is the account of the incredibly lovely and talented fangirls, Fiona and Deira. In response to The Deathly Hallows and a ten year obsession, we will shortly be posting our own kick-ass version of the book, where everything that should happen, happens. Unfortunately for some, we will also get to gloat over Snape being good, and if you thought you'd seen it all before...well, maybe you have, but probably not like this.

Fangirls beware, because we will mock you with a vengeance (silences inner squee). Hermione beware, because Fiona would drive Ms. Daisy around for Ron. Harry beware, because Deira has been convinced from the start that you are whiny and ought to be killed off. And Draco beware, because...just beware, okay?

The whole is a step by step analysis of the book, and is, regrettably for some, just one big spoiler. It might be fun to read the revised chapters in time with your own rereading of the book though!