Marco was Star's first friend when she came to earth and she thought that her feelings for him would always be just that. But what happens when an old friend of Marco's comes into the picture as well as a new friend of Star's? Will their friendship endure, break, or grow into something more? And what is this strange evil force who seems to have a hand in all of this?

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.