The Anonymous Coward
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Joined 07-09-06, id: 1086300, Profile Updated: 11-05-12
Author has written 7 stories for Tsubasa Chronicle, and Evangelion.

Name: The Anonymous Coward

Gender: Male

Hey, folks. This is, uh... my profile page, as if that wasn't obvious.

...pretty barren, isn't it?...

For those who are wondering, I ganked the author name from slashdot.org - if you post without an account there, it gets filed as 'anonymous coward'. Thought it kinda fit.

Update: 12/30/11

Well, it's been a long while since I joined the site. Wrote a few fanfics, hopefully haven't bored too many people to the point of hunting me down with pickaxes, chainsaws and the occasional rubber chicken when bladed implements of destruction fail to satisfy. I've got a few ideas that I'd like to put out - a couple for Evangelion, one for Tsubasa following on the "Naive, Not Stupid" story I wrote so many eons ago, but I dunno if I'll actually write any of them. Even got a couple for Transformers and Pokemon, but those would take eons to write, so maybe if I can get some of the shorter ones out I'll worry about those.

Update: 6/3/2012

Trying to hammer out another Tsubasa 'fic right now, after I just published another one. Still contemplating the aforementioned ideas. If I can bring myself to finish the Tsubasa one I may try my hand at Evangelion next.

Update: 11/5/2012

If for some reason you are trying to get in contact with me, PLEASE sign in. I can't very well respond to requests for contact in reviews if I don't have an account to PM to! Thank you.

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Magic in the Meltdown by YuniX-2 reviews
AAML/Pokeshipping. The truth? Ash can't handle the truth. But when he makes the decision to eavesdrop on Brock and Misty's conversation, the truth is exactly what he gets. An exploration of the question, "What would Ash have done if he learned how Misty felt about him during the Indigo League?" Twoshot. Complete.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Whipped by Fresh C reviews
This is the sad documentary of one man's fight for freedom in a female dominated environment and his search for self respect and ultimately love. Not for the weak hearted.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,405 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Stardust by jadedly reviews
She's okay with being left behind. /drabble-esque, sort of RedxBlue if you want to take it that way.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Red, Concordia/Helena - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Father Knows Best by Gregg Landsman reviews
AU. It's amazing what a few negative opinions on the review board will do. One small change changes everything, much like the butterfly causing a hurricane. That and makes things somewhat more complicated on the romantic end. Finished with Episode 1.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
Second Time Around by gunman reviews
Shinji and the other pilots face the 7th Angel, and Ginji makes a play to help Ritsuko in a way she never imagined. Chapter 13 up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,732 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Shinji I., Misato K.
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The Bitterest Fruit reviews
"The wall of his heart, cracked from hundreds of small, careless strikes from the very girl it continued to beat for, finally caved. He hated her that day." Sakura's ignorance takes its toll on Syaoran. Dark, one-shot, one-sided SxS sort of , R&R please!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Syaoran, Sakura - Complete
My Dinner With SEELE : Tales of the Bastard King reviews
A slightly different outcome to the series and End of Evangelion. Gendo Ikari drops in on Keel Lorenz the night before Instrumentality... and it turns out the Bastard King may not only have won after all, but managed to save the world. One-shot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Gendo I. - Complete
Picking Up The Pieces reviews
Syaoran has saved the princess - and the whole universe - and paid with Sakura's memories a second time. A question thus remains, as the dust settles... NOW what? Sorta-one-sided SxS, Major Angst
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Syaoran, Sakura
Broken Arrow reviews
Clone Syaoran seems to be gone, leaving only Real Syaoran and a lot of hurt. But when souls are split, strange things happen... leaving C!Syao a lot closer to Sakura than she thinks. SxS, Angst, Rating for Language. Revised for clarity.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Syaoran, Sakura - Complete
Naive Not Stupid reviews
Perhaps Syaoran isn't the only one not talking, and perhaps Sakura knows a bit more than she's letting on... and maybe while they're running around hiding from each other they just might smack into each other. SxS, Ch. 2 up, ratings bump for language.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Syaoran, Sakura - Complete
Truce reviews
Syaoran, Toya, a case of brandy, and a sandstorm trapping them inside alone, a few days before Syaoran and Sakura marry. Either they'll do some male bonding, or they'll strangle each other... SxS, postTRC. EDIT: Minor additions and corrections.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Syaoran, Sakura - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
They say if you stare at the abyss, the abyss stares back. But what if, when it stares back, you see your own face? A resolution between Syaoran and his counterpart. Oneshot, SxS
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Syaoran, Sakura - Complete