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101 Ways has been put back up! Go read it!

Softball is over, for good as of now. Now I have basketball. Softball starts up again in February, but other than that I have plently of time to write...I think.

Random Naruto TV Talk Shows now has its own FF.net page! Go to the following link to read the storyline and script of the upcoming animation - "Random Naruto TV Talk Shows". http://www.fanfiction.net/~rntvts

Also, here is the link to the RNTVTS deviantART website.

Mokuze-san and I are looking for Voice Actors for Random Naruto TV Talk Shows. If you are interested, please email RNTVTS@aol.com

Yamahato Yokimoko's Schedule

I have a lot of crap that goes on during my days, so here's my schedule.

6:45AM-2:30PM: School

2:30PM-5:00PM: After-School Sport Practices(Basketball, Softball, Track, etc.)

5:00PM-6:00PM: Homework

6:00PM-6:30PM: Violin Practice

6:30PM-8:00PM: Piano Practice

8:00PM-8:30PM: Dinner

8:30PM-8:45PM: Bath/Shower

8:45PM-11:45: Freetime(Graphic Design, Phone, Writing, Drawing, etc.)

IMPORTANT DATES: N/A

Info on Yamahato Yokimoko

HOBBIES: I enjoy writing, singing, drawing and writing manga. I also make AMVs, and...watching anime? -shrugs- I also, sadly, like violence. Don't know why either...

TV: I watch InuYasha, Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, House, Iron Chef America, Dinner Impossible, Bleach, Yo Momma, Drake and Josh, Psych, Monk, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Full Metal Alchemist, Law and Order, CSI, and Azumanga Daioh.

BOOKS: Manga, the Harry Potter series, the Warriors series, the Twilight series, A Child Called "It", Lost Boy, and Flowers in the Attic.

MOVIES: Any anime movie, Harry Potter movies, Transformers, Meet the Spartans, Déjà Vu, One Missed Call 2, and Shinobi (I think that's what it's called...)

AGE: 12

GENDER: Female

HAIR COLOR: Blonde

EYE COLOR: Hazel

FAVORITE COLOR: Black

FAVORITE FOOD(S): Yakisoba (Japanese style stir-fried noodle with slices of pork and cabbage) and Sushi.

PERSONAL QUOTE/SAYING/CATCHPHRASE: YAY!/Meh...

LOCATION: Oklahoma, United States

FAVORITE DRINK: Diet Dr. Pepper

SPORTS: Softball and Basketball

INSTRUMENTS: Violin, Piano/Keyboard

BIRTHDAY: March 29

AUTHOR: I am a joint author with Mokuze-san. We have two stories COMPLETELY jointed: Truth or Dare? NARUTO STYLE! And Random Naruto TV Talk Shows.

OTHER SITES: I am joined on deviantART(finally some artwork up. ). I own a Myspace(homepage at top). I am joined on YouTube(YamahatoYokimoko)

NOTE: My current YouTube account is empty. I just switched to a different account. The previous account is Leader4runescape. Go there to see previous work before I got a new system.

OTHER: I play RuneScape(not as much anymore). If want to talk, the name's Spongebobss(oh, if I could change my name, I would! I HATE IT!)

I am a straight 'A' student. Not in my entire school life since Pre-K and up have a gotten anything lower than an 'A' on a report card. In terms, I've always been on the Principal's Honor Roll.

My friends call me the real world Tsunade. Why? I have long blonde hair, work with little chemicals and such, extremely strong, and violent! I also suck at gambling, and my little brother is dead. Weird huh?

Favorite Naruto Pairings

1. NARUSAKU!

2. ShikaTema

3. KibaHina

4. NejiTen

Favorite InuYasha Pairings

1. INUKAG!(Canon)

2. MiroSan(Already CANON)

3. SessRin(only the older Rin, mind you fucking perverts.)

4. KikHELL!(Little bitch keeps reviving from the fucking grave)

Favorite Full Metal Alchemist Pairings

1. EdwardXWinry

2. RoyXRiza

Least Favorite Naruto Pairings

1. SasuANYONE

2. SakuSai

3. SakuZabu(Honestly, WTF?)

4. SakuIno

5. SakuHina

6. SakuGaa

7. SakuSaku(Yes, I have found this.)

8. KakaSaku

9. KakaNaru

10. KakaIru

11. KakaAnko(I have found this)

12. NaruHina

13. NaruIno

15. NaruGaa

16. NaruIta

17. NaruLee

18. NaruNaru(I have found this)

19. NaruAnko(I actually found this one...)

20. YAOI. PERIOD.

21. YURI. PERIOD.

22. Pairings with 3 or more people

23. Cests(Hyuugacest, Uchihacest, ect.)

24. LeeTen

25. LeeSaku(How could I forget this one!)

Least Favorite InuYasha Pairings

1. InuKik

2. KagHojo

3. NaraKik

4. KikANYONE

5. YAOI

6. YURI

7. Pairings with more than 2 people

8. InuSess

9. SessKag

Okay, honestly, InuYasha doesn't have that many twisted pairings...so yeah...

Least Favorite Full Metal Alchemist Pairings

1. EdwardXRoy

2. EdwardXNoa

3. EdwardXRose

4. EdwardXAl

And again, FMA is pretty much set in stone with its pairings...

Uploaded FanFiction

Truth or Dare: NARUTO STYLE:I wouldn't call this a fanfic, but it's funny! During a weekend, they had a Naruto marathon on Cartoon Network, and since my friend doesn't have cable, she spent the weekend over my house to watch it. Then we get an idea for a story after reading someone else's, and we made this! It is VERY humorous, and is interactive. Which means, you can dare ANYONE in the story, and ask us for some recommendations on characters etc.

The Spirit That Remains Strong:This is an actual Naruto fanfic. It is again, DRAMATIC! I am thinking about rewriting the ending to this story, and then changing the plot in Danger Awakens: Trouble for Konoha. But that's up to the voters, I would say. Click on the poll at the top of the page and vote. Anyways, this is my first Naruto fanfic, and I was quite pleased with the response I had gotten, despite it being really crappy. I might rewrite this one say, fix my grammer errors(such as Sakura calling Naruto "Naruto-kun"). It just doesn't feel right, and I'm sure I can make it better. So if you just favorite this story, please also alert it because I might indeed change it.

101 Ways to Say 'I Love You': - FULLY EDITED- The new, revised version is up! Man, I'm excited about it! I'm over my writer's block, and I've got ideas for 101 Ways flowing out EVERYWHERE! YAY! Anyways, more to come later after I get my first batch of reviews. I'll add a lot more about 10 Chapter in.

Danger Awakens: Trouble For Konoha: Behold! The sequel to Spirit That Remains Strong! I have 75 of the plot figured out. This is going to take a while to write, but it'll be satisfying. BUT--YOU MUST READ SPIRIT THAT REMAINS STRONG FIRST! This has the ending of the story in it, and the suspense would be lost in STRS if this is read first. This story is on hold until the poll at the top is complete. I don't know if I should keep writing this, but I might rewrite the end to STRS and then rewrite the plot for this. But hey, that's up to the readers and voters. So, go vote!

Jealousy: This is my first oneshot, and I am certainly pleased with the reviews! People say it's sweet...but I think it's sappy...too sappy for my writing style. Again, NaruSaku(...yeaaah...every one of my Naruto fics is NaruSaku isn't it? ...-_-...) Anyways, for some reason this is popular...don't know why...but I hope you enjoy it if you haven't read it already! COMPLETED!(no duh-oneshot)

Nightmare on Halloween: This is the Halloween NaruSaku special. I've been reading this doujinshi by Nekoni(), and I got an idea for the first NaruSaku Halloween oneshot. I'm writing this tonight, and it shall be posted up by tomorrow. And, I am making this my first, offical fanfic, written in first person! I needed some work on it, so after getting some inspiration from Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer, I've done a test run, and it turned out quite nice.

Ideas and Sequels

Love Among the Priestesses: I want to write this SO BAD! It's the continuation of the InuYasha manga story, Kagome and Inuyasha engaged to be wed. I have 50 percent of the plot figured out. I thought this up on a spur of the moment thing while talking and discussing the final chapter at Freelance. Basically, it's the final movie of InuYasha in my perspective, and it has a great plotline in my opinion, but that's for you to decide. SUMMARY--Kagome, engaged to Inuyasha, now has taken up the position as a miko in place of Kaede. But when a dark miko sees Inuyasha, her sights set on getting him for herself, goes to all lengths to take him away. Can their love withstand the new evil, or will it crumble along with their trust in each other? POST DATE: COMING SOON

The Prophecy's Power: The Beginning of the End: This is the third book of my double trilogy. I only have the dramatic parts all figured out. Anyways, this is a while to be posted. SUMMARY--The prophecy awakens and begins its destruction. Can the destined people bring an end to the evil residing deep within Konoha's heart? POST DATE: TBA

Under the Stars: This is a new idea for NaruSaku. I got this idea from reading another fanfic, and watched some Inuyasha. SUMMARY--As the nightly light shines down, your mind becomes clearer, and mends the heart. But how far will it go? POST DATE: TBA

When He Returned: This is yet ANOTHER NaruSaku story. It is also my first attempt at a highschool fic. I got this idea from reading thousands upon thousands of highschool fics, whether they be InuKag or NaruSaku. I will begin to write this after the double trilogy(or I should say BIG work on it-whenever I'm blank on ideas, I'll go ahead and start on this). SUMMARY--He left, and the years dragged on. And when he came back, her heart felt whole, until a certain someone shattered it right before her eyes. POST DATE: WINTER 2009-2010

Fleeting Wishes: I don't have a title for this one yet, I can't think of one at the moment. Anyways, this is, dun dun DUN, InuKag. I need to satisfy my InuKag needs since the manga's about to end(NO!!). Okay. So this might be rated M, I don't know yet. Anyways, I got this idea from coming across this opening for an anime, and I'd got to thinking about a teaser opening, and then coming back to that moment quite a while later. But whatever, it's still gonna be awesome. SUMMARY-Higurashi Kagome has a plan: to tell her ex-boyfriend Houjou Kousho she's moving to the USA, but then return without his knowledge a few days later. But upon the sight of the prankster Takushi Inuyasha, her plans seem to take a different direction. POST DATE: POSSIBLY WINTER 2008

One Life, One Regret: I know this was on here once, but I took it down for 1) Lack of response within a week and 2) I wanted to edit it and change the plotline. So basically, this is completely revised now, and will be up here after I finish the first chapter. All, in total, the first chapter is 8 pages on word and 3,000 words(so far), making this my longest chapter, and most likely going to be my longest story, of all time. This is InuKag(Yeah, Inuyasha deprived...), and will be rated 'M' for later lemon content. If you did indeed read the chapter I had posted(now going to be Chapter 5), you know why they come later and what happens. But I've edited it, so it doesn't go exactly like it used to. But, a little heads up- When reading Chapter 5, I would suggest finding the songs "Light Of A Firefly" and "Rain From A Cloudless Sky" from the Naruto Shippuuden Movie OST(official soundtrack) and listening to them during this chapter, for they really add emotion to it and it can make you cry. I know this, because when I reread it, I was about to cry while listening to these tracks and I DON'T CRY. You know I can't cry when I'm at my Grandmother's funeral, and I was very close to her, almost as if she were my own mother, and I couldn't cry. Sure, I felt sad, but I couldn't cry. Can't cry anymore, and I don't know why. Anyways, whatever. SUMMARY-You don't know what you have until it disappears from the world. Now Kagome realizes just how empty life can be when that happens. But she's not the only one experiencing this pain...but she doesn't know it, because he's supposed to be gone. POST DATE: WINTER 2008-2009

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Ninety percent of the human race is shallow and simple minded. If you think it's not a mere coincidence that the same amount of people are NaruSaku haters, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. I'm the one who does it all the time!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Sangorulz(in school while wearing heels...clutz),a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz,a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san

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If you have ever written a completely crack chapter in a story, copy this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Yamahato Yokimoko-san

If you hate Spongebob Squarepants because he's a hopeless optimist and extremely pointless, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Manyara, Mokuze, Yamahato Yokimoko-san...

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

If you 've stubbed your toe more than 6 times today copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile.

99 percent of the people who read this have been brainwashed and hypnotized. If you're one of the 1 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you follow this, you have been brainwashed. XP

The Color Wheel

Ready for torture? My friend and I made this up one night.

BEHOLD! THE NARUTO COLOR WHEEL!

Blue - Sasuke

Yellow - Ino

Red - Gaara

Green - Lee

Purple - Hinata

Orange - Naruto

Pink - Sakura

Brown - Kiba

Black - Sai

Gray - Kakashi

Clear - Tsunade

Lavender(lighter than purple) - Orochimaru

White - Neji

Gold - Jiraiya

Burgundy - Kankurou

Tan - Shikamaru

Light Blue - Itachi

If you think that this is mentally disturbing, and never makes you want to touch your blue bedspreads again, copy and paste this to your profile and let it take over the world.

Please also put that it was created by Yamahato Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san. We don't want you taking OUR credit.

That's all we have right now. More to come later.

Quotes

"There is only one word I can say in this situation...NO." - Me to my parents

"BOB SAGET!" - Tourettes Guy

"DIET PIXIE-STICK!" - Sarah(Shino-is-mine) on pixie sticks.

"Hey, I did it!"

"That's great for you, Dora the goddamn Explorer, but you need to clean the damn wound before it closes up and gets infected!" - Kagome and Inuyasha from Money In My Hands by Black Ice and Blood Rain

"My name is Zah-AYHN!" - Zayn from Random Naruto TV Talk Shows

"Damn penguins and all their goddamn 'Doko' glory." - Me on Random Naruto TV Talk Shows