Oh, jeez, don't leave me with a big, empty white box to fill up!!

Name: Madara

Age: 16

Race: Human, bi-a-tches

Favorite Gay Couple: Axel and Roxas (Akuroku) from Kingdom Hearts II

Favorite Straight Couple: Shiki and Rima from Vampire Knight

About Me: I am probably one of the strangest people you will ever meet. You may need therapy after meeting me. Seriously. Other than that, I'm pretty normal. I got into anime by accident, really, and have been addicted to it ever since. I guess I really just made this account to vent some of my writing and stop clogging my computer. I'm planning on putting all kinds of crap up here.

Things I Like: Anime, Akuroku, Zemyx, vampires, music, rainbows, Lollipop cover by Framing Hanley, Angeal raping Zack,

Things I Dislike: Mean people, gay bashers, sunlight.

BEWARE: I am planning (or may already have written) about some pretty kinky fetishes (i.e. bondage, spanking, whips) so be warned. I may never get to that but if i do... : D

Names:

Your real name -

Eras

Your Nobody name - (mix up the letters of your name and add 'x' where needed)

Arxés (This is the name I go by, other than Madara)

Your gansta' name - (the first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Eraizzle

Your detective name - (favorite color and favorite animal)

White Rabbit

Your soap opera name - (middle name and street you live on)

Melancton Fissure

Your Star Wars name - (first three letters of last name and first two of your first)

Raker

Your Super Hero name - (favorite color + favorite element)

White Fire

Your Witness protection name - (middle names of parents)

Wray Thais

Your Goth name - (Black + name of a pet)

Black Bell

Your Stripper Name- (name of first pet + a street you lived on)

Rex Crystal

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1 lexaeus

2 xigbar

3 saix

4 vexen

5 axel

6 xaldin

7 xemnas

8 luxord

9 roxas

10 marluxia

11 demyx

12 larxene

13 zexion

1- 1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

It’s more on the cannon(?) side, I guess. Saix and Xemnas is just so… idk.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Smutty. Vexen is a pimp and Marly is a slut.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Xigbar and Roxas? Not over Axel’s and Demyx’s dead bodies

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Lexaeus and Demyx… I think Zexion would have to get in on some of that… : D

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

I don’t know… it’s Luxord-Zexion vs. Axel-Xaldin… I guess Luxion… or Zexord.

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Pfft--!! Larxene? Yeah, right. That’ll happen.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Saïx hates everything except Xemnas and Kingdom Hearts, I doubt he’d care if Demyx and Luxord got together.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

The Pirate and the Mad Scientist

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Marluxious? Hell no.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Axion? You’re kidding, right? AXEL KILLED ZEXION VIA RIKU REPLICA, WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT COULD BE A PAIRING?!

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Roxas would be top and Xaldin would be bottom… : D

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Lexion? Of course: D

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Demyx and Saix? Hmm… Demyx decided that he needed change in his life, so he bought a new dog. Little did he know that he may have bought more than just a dog… I know it sucks.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?Larxene and Xemnas?

Pfft--! It would be an evil, bitchy, prostitute with Turret’s syndrome (--KINGDOM HEARTS!!--) a really bad hairstyle and one effed up family tree.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Xigbar, Lexaeus, and Luxord? WARNING: Contains choking hazards, being Lexaeus’ . Also contains strip poker without the poker… well… at least another type of ‘poker’. It’s pokey at least…

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Larxene and Vexen are getting married? Axel would go up to the front of the room, point at the newlyweds and laugh maniacally until he got escorted by security… : D