Umm, hey, what on earth are you doing here? Shouldn't you be reading something more important (anything that isn't me) like other fanfics, maybe something by kudleyfan or someone good! So you decided to stay, well. Let's go though the horrors I call me...

Name: Joey

Born on: Why do you need to know?

Hobbies: Fantasising fanfics, playing on Clans Of Clans ALOT, watching YouTube, playing Minecraft on Xbox One with my brother and dreaming about fake characters that I only hope to make a fanfic about.

Favs: Jacksepticeye, FNAF, Muse, Pewdiepie, Mötley Crue, A dose of Buckley, The mysterious Mr Enter and anything that gets me away from reality, A Clockwork Orange

Dislikes: Drawing, social activity, my brother (when he is an anoying b*tch), some dude called Deadpool on Clash of Clans, why are you still reading?!

All the 'important' parts in my life: Well... this morning I had some toast, I got a...b

A blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (this will go on for a while) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (I told you) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (I'm not gonna stop) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (should have listened) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah FNAF blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (oh god this took like 10 minutes!) blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

This is a story off the top of my head just to show why you shouldn't be here: There were two lonely men sick of life and tired of their misfortunes they took the last of there money and spent it on guns and knives. Looking for the nearest bank (and unaware of their lack of preparation) they quickly spotted a small bank with not much cash: as soon as a security guard saw the two men, police arrived faster than sanic, a good five minutes of shooting and they were gone, one was shot straight through the heart and the other had a bullet to his eye, chest and the below the belt parts.

I dream about me being Alex DeLarge.

Fav ships: Toy Bonnie x Toy Chica, Foxy x Mangle (both from FNAF) Kitty x Dudley (TUFF puppy) Rigby x Ileein (sorry miss spell, and Regular Show) Finn x Flame Princess (Adventure Time) Jake x Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time) Freddy x Chica (back to FNAF) Spongebob x Sandy (Spongebob Squarepants)

Fav movies ranked: 10) A bug's life! 9) How to train your dragon. 8) Scary movie (all of them) 7) The Spongebob Movie 6) Die Hard 5) The Lego movie 4) Shawshank redemption 3) Con air 2) The Bible 1) A Clockwork Orange!

My OCs

Name : Emilee Rose Baker

Age : 19

Role : The girl all the droogs want

Hair color : Black

Eye color : Blue

Name : Joey/Joseph Ronald Baker

Age : Unknown, most likely somehwere between 21-43

Role : Rival droog, Leader of gang

Hair color : Formerly blonde, dyed white

Eye color : Orange/green/hazel

Name : Chripstopher Monetti

Age : 43, look 27

Role : Night guard

Hair color : Grey due to aging

Eye color : Unknown due to him always wearing black glasses

Name : Jacob Jacobson

Age : 22

Role : CEO of Freddy Fazbear Entertainment

Hair color : Black/brown

Eye color : Blue

Name : Leo the lion

Age : Unknown

Role : Animatronic lion

Hair color : Orange/ yellow

Eye color : Green, noticeably detailed eyes