About Me

Name: Artemis. Virgin Greek goddess of the hunt.

Age: Eternally young. Fourteen, but do not let that get in the way of enjoying my stories. I spell check and stuff.

I'm a slash fan. I write mostly slash.

I will accept constructive criticism for my stories, and if you really feel that I should be flamed, go ahead and flame me.

I'm a musical fan, and a South Park fan.

If you'd like me to write a story for you, just ask. I like challenges.

My favorite song in the show is Wendy's Audition song from "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok. Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
coq-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit, and I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like
Shitzus make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet; monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall, the boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt. Mrs. Roberts doesn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make you sick: your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck, and if you all don't like it I don't give a flying (beep)