OverzealousGuineapighide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. For sneak peeks and pictures from my stories, visit my blog. Contact me at: Mile High: Story on Twilighted xx Story-related blog posts xx Perv Packs Smut Shack review xx Fic Pushin': Friday Fic Fit rec The Deadline: Banner The Stupidest Lemon in Fandom: If anyone wants to make something, or say something, about or for it I'll happily display it. OverzealousGuineapig, do solemnly swear to review EVERY fic I read. Regardless of age, review count or quality. I promise to be both constructive and supportive to my fellow authors. I have joined the reviewers revolution. |
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Codependent Independence by Scarlet Temptation reviews
He made me laugh when I felt I could cry. But he never once lead me to expect anything of him, and for that I was grateful. The techniques Jake used were... unorthodox, at best. But they worked. AU/OOC/Smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 3/7/2011 - [Alice, Jacob] Jasper
Splitting Tens by Alyss Bouw reviews
When her parents break up and begin fighting over everything, Nessie decides to pull out of the war zone only to have half the family come after her to drag her back. Jasper doesn't feel she should have to suffer Bella and Edward's divorce from inside the house, but he can't keep the others from catching her forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie] Alice, Jacob
The Game: Reload by Scarlet Temptation reviews
"It's just a game," he murmured. His face dipped to mine and he lightly kissed my jaw. "Game over, Leah." A blinding pain shot into my neck and I felt myself falling. My vision went, and the last thing I felt was my back colliding with the water. . . . . . And then? ***Sort-of sequel to The Game***Drabbles/OOC/NonCanon/DarkThemes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Edward, Leah] - Complete
Disorderly Conduct by Scarlet Temptation reviews
Alice starts having terrifying flashbacks to her time in the asylum, not only seeing James' stalking first hand but the others that were there, too. Has her life been a lie, or do the holes in the memories tell a different story? OOC/AV/Violence/Rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Alice, James, Jasper - Complete
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4688 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 5,104 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Deception by Scarlet Temptation reviews
Reposted since FFN decided to delete it. After being rejected by Jake, Nessie learns that others are less capable of resisting her. EmxNess/Lang/Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie] - Complete
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Mile High reviews
Jacob works as a private pilot and gets hired to fly the Hale family to London for a week. Complicated issues ensue. AH/AU/OOC/Vio/Lang/Lemons/CharacterDeath.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,594 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Rosalie, Jacob]
The Stupidest Lemon in Fandom reviews
Emmett gets horny and asks Alice for some help rubbing the itch. Severely OOC/AV/Total crackfic/Smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Alice, Emmett] - Complete
The Deadline reviews
Closeted pervert, Carlisle Cullen, is the head of a law firm and he has junior lawyer Rosalie Hale in his sights. With a two week deadline, how will he get her to fall into line?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2011 - [Carlisle, Rosalie]