Well you all ready know my pen name, so I don't have to write it down for you.

Real Name: None Strife

Likes: Well I like video games, manga (Japenese), books. I also like meat, video games I like are Xenosaga, Zelda, and Dark Cloud 1 and Kingdom Hearts. That's really about it. I also like listenig to music, writing songs, swimming, badminton, and reading. The characters I like are KOS-MOS, MOMO, Jr, chaos, Ziggy, Midna, and Zelda. I also like Martial Arts, especially Kung Fu, also known as Wu Shu. NxR rules!

Dislikes: Refried Mexican Beans, Billy, Ed, Eddy, numbah 86, Nightbrace, Ruto, Link (in the T.V. series), rapists, chuavanism (did I spell that right?), muderers, T-elos, terrorists, and anyone who uses gay or retard as an insult.

Hobbies: Just read about what I like above.

I'll probably write Xenosaga fics mostly.

Favorite Parings: JrxMOMO, chaosxKOS-MOS, ZeldaxLink, and TogashixMiyuki . That's about it. I might like the ZiggyxJuli and ShionxAllen paring though. Everyone knows that Shion and Allen will end up with each other. Non canon parings I like would be GaigunxShion, chaosxShion and that's it.

Quotes: (T-elos) "I am here for the 13th key, the time of awakening has arrived."

"A simple doll that doesn't even understand it's reason for existence."

"To ensure that I continue to exist as myself, KOS-MOS I'm going to destroy you!"

"KOS-MOS what is the actual meaning for your existence?"

"You are nothing more than a temporary vessel"

"How pathetic you'll never be able to accomplish anything." "Return to dust so that I will truly awaken!"

"KOS-MOS you think you can run?"

"Mary!" "Mary Magdalene, my will, You've finally awakened." "That is not the vessel in which you were meant to dwell!" "Surrender and become part of me, KOS-MOS!"

"She is the partner of the Messiah, My body is Mary's body, Inside of KOS-MOS sleeps Mary's will. "KOS-MOS is nothing more than a temporary vessel."

"Do you mean that you don't know?" "You are the key, Shion, You're the Maiden of Mary Magdalene." "Mary's resurrection is what he disires the convergence of dissipating will, the revival of the soul, That is Mary's duty, and when Mary fulfills her duty Zarathustra shall speak!"

"You may very wall be the Maiden, but interfere and you will regret it, You understand?" "You don't have to be afraid." "It's alright I'm not going to kill you for his sake."

"So it's not just your appearence that's changed." "You dare challenge me you defctive piece of junk" "Do you want to be ripped apart like before?" "How amusing try your best to entertain me." (Battle Quotes): "Maiden who has lost her past, I will awaken your memories by my hand!" "You defective piece of junk!" "Hand over Mary's conciousness now!" "This is where you die!" "Now I'll put you out of your misery!"

"I'm impressed you could push me this far, Fine but I'm afraid that won't be enough to stop me!" (End barttle) "Shutup you mechanical doll!" "Dissapear from the face of this world!" "You neutralized it with one hand, You haven't got the best of me, Hardly." "This is far from my true power!" "Be gone!" "What?!"

"When the Dark comes rising, six shall turn it back; Three from the circle, three from the track; Wood, bronze, iron; water, fire, stone; Five will return, and one do alone. Iron for the birthday, bronze carried long; Wood from the burning, stone from the song; Fire in the candle- ring, water from the thaw; Six signs the circle, and the grail gone before. Fire on the mountain shall find the harp of gold Played to wake the Sleepers, oldest of the old; Power from the green witch, lost beneath the sea; All shall find the light at last, silver on the tree. Dark is Rising by Susan Cooper.

Alright I like making lists, if this wasn't already obvious. The top 16 moments in Web/internet history are when

16. Matt Drudge broke the news on the Clinton Scandal thus starting the Web news era.

15. Yahoo was created, thus allowing categorizing of the web.

14. Michael Barnes blogs Katrina, showing that blogs can quote: "record and understand the human experience."

13. eBay is created allowing for the selling of stuff online, and the first working reputation system online.

12. January 15, 2001 Wikipedia is created by Jimmy Wales. First entry in software "Hello World."

11. April 1996 Jennifer Ringley paved the way for YouTube as she posted videos of herself on the web, also paved way for X-rated camera industry.

10. Friendster was the first to reveal the interconnections between its users.

9. Craiglist started mailing list which could share information.

8. Oddpost allows browsers to perfect internet mailing service.

7. June 23, 1983 the domain or website naming system is born.

6. March 15, 1993 Graphical Browser is born.

5. July 16, 1995 Amazon.com is born.

4. October 29, 1969 The ability to send items or messages over the Web is created.

3. September 7, 1998 Google is born.

2. August 9. 1995 Netscape is born starting the .com craze.

1. December 25, 1990 the Web comes online. Merry Christmas.

There's also the list of the 13 most embarrising Web Moments.

13. Patrick Tribett huffs gold spray paint.

12. AOL posts up search records of 658,000 subscribers, and it wasn't even an accident, the data was used for research processes.

11. Cat Schwart unwittingly posted nude photos of herself on the Internet.

10. In 2003 the British Amulet Group fired 2,500 employees by texting them. (cellphone)

9. Kyra Phillips newsreader, while in the ladies's room had her microphone on, so whatever she said was being broadcasted live on CNN during a presidentail speech.

8. CNN posts oituaries for famous people about to die, well some people found out that some obituaries of not quite dead people are publicly accessable. CNN has since then removed them.

7. Richard Phillips is humiliated when he demanded his secratary pay 4 britich pounds to clean his pants, she had accidentally spilled ketchup on them. She couldn't pay immediatly due to her mon dying , but she made the matter public humiliating him.

6. BCC accidentally brings Guy Goma to the set, instead of Guy Kewney, expression on Goma's face priceless.

5. Kirk Reynolds public relations director of the San Fran 49ers was caught pummeling the media by the media.

4. Ghyslain Raza videotapes himself pretending to be Darth Maul, he leaves the video at school, someone finds it and posts it on the Web, kid becomes instant sensation, having people put n sund effects and a light saber. Seriously though, keep things to yourself next time, or if you find something that's private don't post it on the web!

3. 2004 Howard Dean scream, need I say more?

2. Lee Paige 45 year old DEA officer shoots himself in the foot, after claiming he's a professioanal.

1. Steve Ballmer preforms the "Monkey Boy" dance.

I'm suprised if you read this far, but I suppose you'll have to prove that you got here.

More Quotes: If you're going to learn a combat style, don't brag about it okay.

1. What happens if somebody calls you on your bluff or truth.

2. Only idiots brag about what they do.

3. It's not in the spirit or philosophy of any combat art to brag, you won't have just shamed yourself you shame your teachers, and the whole of the combat sport if you act dishonorably.

4. If you don't brag about what you're learning it gives you an advantage.

5. The hardest battle is the one not fought.- Jade Chan

Okay enough quotes. Seen any good TV lately? Such as Buffy, Xena, The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, American Dragon: Jake Long.

I'm making a list of "Chosen" the people who have powers and are basically heroes or anti heroes. Danny Phantom, Buffy, Xena, Juniper Lee, Jake Long, Aang, Zuko, Shion Uzuki, Jin Uzuki, chaos, KOS-MOS, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Alita (from Code Lyoko), Jenny Wakeman (My Life as A Teenage Robot).

Quotes from Juniper Lee: Do you know kararte?" "Well for starters karate is Japenese, and secondly why do people always ask if asians know karate? "First thing you ask what are you?" "Second of all so you know karate?" "So I'm Chinese and yes I know karate and 26 other forms of hand to hand combat." 'The Elders empower the Chosen with a small amount of their abilities, and in return the Chosen acts as a guardian of that power, taking no more or no less of the magic that is needed." "I am but the hand, I am but the vessel, I am but the stone that balances the world."

Favorite People: Hilary Clinton, Buffy, Xena, Pink, and Harriet Beecher Stowe to name a few.

List of "Sucky" movies about female women with powers Ultraviolet, Aeon Flux, Elektra, Catwomen with Halle Berry, and Resident Evil Extinction Alice included. Subjectively they rocked, Objectively they stank. I especially love Ultraviolet, Elektra, Aeon Flux, and Resident Evil Extinction.