My name is Lemonybatman -don't even ask. I am 16 years old and currently finishing my GCSE'S. I write for Harry Potter- I LOVE YOU GEORGE WEASLEY...funny how I don't even write for him. Anyway! I suppose I should mention bands and stuff considering they are my life, my favourites include: Motionless In White, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, Black Veil Brides, Emilie Autumn(not a band) and Kelly Clarkson(also not a band).

I love reading (obviously) Fallen being one of my favourite series, I am also fond of Generation Dead and Corey Taylor's biography.

I have a deviantart page (I don't even draw, I just use it to get permission to use pictures) and here is a link to it (it has a more detailed biography on me, and who knows, I may start to draw at some point or become a photographer!)

I finally started to write a story! YAY!!!!!! Its called Neville Longbottom and the Philosophers Stone. I also have another story now called My Immortal commentary!

Here is a link to a funneh Immortal pic-

Here's a list of songs that appear in the Neville story:

Sweet Transvestite-Rocky Horror

The Laughing Gnome-David Bowie

Dead!-My Chemical Romance (MCR)

Heigh Ho-Snow White

Whats My Age Again- Blink-182

Just Dance-Lady Gaga

I'm Too Sexy-Right Said Fred

I think that's all of them

Here is a picture of the gnome from chapter 4

OK! I may have sorta given up on that story but I may come back to it at a later date. Sorry to those that were reading it! ATTENTION! -I plan on starting up on Neville very soon so please just bare with me ok, thankyou for your patience :)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in your favourite book. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to your computer, your imaginary friend and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you.

Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. (Gullible people..) Crazy is if you are using this as a checklist. Crazy is when you and your best friend is so bored, so you decide to skip down your driveway singing "We're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!!". Crazy is when you write your name on a 10 dollar note in Permanent marker just because you don't want anyone to steal it and now you can't exchange it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have a Tom Felton Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

45) In the middle of the tri wizard tournament I will not scream "Are you trying to kill them?!"

46) I will not draw a thunder scar on my forehead and tell everyone i'm 'The-Other-Person-Who-Lived' and round up a ginger guy and a bushy-haired, bookworm to seem like Harry Potter.

47) I will not try and immitate Snape's voice from a wall and sneak up on first years just to scare them.

48) I will not call Harry Potter a tosser.

49) Must not shout 'Yay, I graduated from Hogwarts. I didn't get expelled. In your face fat giant!' to Hagrid.

50) Never stalk Hermione in the library and become the new Viktor Krum, whether i'm a girl or not.

51) I will not pick my nose with my wand or anyone else's.

52) Must not try out to get into my house Quidditch team and keep using a Confundus charm to get in.

53) Must not interrupt and shout 'WHOO! Way to go' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.