Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Harry Potter, the boy-who-vanished will finally reappear after fourteen years just in time for the Triwizard tournament. What will the wizarding world think of the one who vanquished the dark lord only to reappear with strange new powers? ABANDONED AND UP FOR ADOPTION!