Huh. I'm not very interesting. In fact, I'm quite normal. Very normal, like the setting on the washing machine.

Let's see. I have two (gored-out) eyes. Right? That's normal?

One (clown) nose. That's still normal, right?

A pair of (cat) ears. Uh huh, keep going.

(Fish) Lips. Check.

Hair(less). That's right, keep on nodding.

Hands, feet, anatomy...Yeah, yeah...You can wipe off that bored smirk on your face, nimrod. And...

A penchant for fluff and shonen-ai and pedo pairings. Yep, I'm normal. Just like everyone else on here.

I'm not going to bother you with my interests because I don't want to come off as a self absorbed arrogant bastard who rambles too much. Oops, been there, done that. xD So instead of reading this, go read some fanfiction for me. I'm too busy being a straight F- student. :D