Name: Marieke

Age: 18

Currently doing: trying to get my driving license (and failing)

The Insanity Test (bold are mine)

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6/6

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

You just sang them to make sure.
You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6/6

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

You type with three fingers or less.

You have accidentally caught something on fire.

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 6/4

You have fallen asleep in class (I was tired (I slept for 2 hours, I think), and the teacher was so boring, she spoke so... slowly... Funny thing is, I was sitting in front of her, and she didn’t notice...)
Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I don’t understand what I’m thinking then...)
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (happens alot..._
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (ehm... my mind?)

TOTAL: 5/5

You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally... (those are so nasty! Don’t try it...)
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (happens also a lot...)

TOTAL: 5/5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before. (don’t know how I do it)
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means.

You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (just too lazy to think...)

TOTAL: 10/10

GRAND TOTAL: I think 37

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

97% insane... Finally, now I have proof that I am insane!

'I'm a devilish good butler' - black butler