Hey :) As you probably have guessed, this is laraandkurtisfan97's (God, that's a mouthfull) profile...seeing as you clicked on the link and everything. Nice to know you're viewing my profile (...in a non-stalkerish way, of course).

About me? Well...okay, if you insist ;) (I'll do this in that Q&A way, because otherwise, I'll write pages and pages...and even then, I don't know if that'll stop me :P)

Name: Nikita (alias' include Niki, Nikizzle - cos I'm ghetto, dude, kwam? ...I'll be the first to admit that was a fail - , NTID and Vlad...don't ask :P)

Age: 14. I'm not really afraid to put that out there, beccause I trust you lovely people...IF you're lovely people...hmm. Nah, I'm sure you all are...or aren't you?

Lives: In a wee town in Fife, in Scotland. Yeah, I know, FREEDOM! To apparently quote Sir William Wallace...

Music: EVANESCENCE! Linkin Park, Paramore, Bullet For My Valentine, Enter Shikari, All Time Low, System Of A Down Disturbed, Korn, Pendulum, The Blackout, You Me At Six, We Are The Ocean, Hollywood Undead, Flyleaf, Framing Hanley, Greenday, Biffy Clyro, Within Temptation, Sum 41, In Flames, Papa Roach, Bring Me The Horizon, Canterbury, Yellowcard, Rage Against The Machine, Breaking Benjamin, Kings Of Leon, Story Of The Year, 30 Seconds To Mars and My Chemical Romance

So here's a little bit of trivia about moi:

I love reading, writing, procrastinating and gaming.

I ADORE Converse and my Assassins Creed top that says "Kill 'Em With Your Awesome"

I'm SLIGHTLY (okay, massively) infatuated with the likes of Remy LeBeau, Shane Collins, Kurtis Trent, and Patch Cipriano, because I'm really that sad :L BUT, I love Dan Brown (the growler ...mmm, yes please), Chace Crawford, Hugh Jackman and Alex Garskath.

I've always wanted to try fish custard...any Doctor Who fans? Anyone? Yes? No? Fail? Okay :(

Sometimes, I stay up later to watch old cartoons with my little sister, and then we go about the house the next day screeching the tunes of the credits at the top of our voices. When we forget one, we have a competition to see who remembers it first (you'd think it was usually me, but no. She somehow manages to pwn me most of the time)

I play the violin - who is called Patrick - the viola, the piano and the guitar.

Whenever someone even mentions a dog, I screa BERNIE KOSAR! But absolutely nobody gets it :(

I lie in that almost non-existant line between being an optimist and a pessimist. I'm usually pessimistic, but I'm more optimistic then my friends at times

I love rock and metal music, but I won't really mind people puttng pop on or anything.

I'm a self confessed Tomb Raider/Morganville Vampire/Patch Cipriano *lip bleeds from biting it and grinning*/Shane Collins *fans self*/Kurtis Trent *double fans self*/Remy LeBeau *faints*/Hush Hush/CONTINUE ANGEL OF DARKNESS!/Blood And Chocolate/Chuck Bass-hater/Loren-Blake-Is-An-Ass/Music/Bookworm/Video game/Drawing/Evanescence/Rightful-Dean-Supporter-In-Dean-Vs.-Jess (don't ask)/Converse-Is-Practically-The-Only-Shoes-I-Wear/"IT'S A SCHOOL ZONE!"

I really don't like liars. I'll tolerate a bunch of stuff, and I won't usually get into an argument with someone, but if I know you're lying, then sh*t is goin' down :P

Impulsive people...nuff said

Some fast food - my friend took the liberty of explaining to me what a hot dog is ACTUALLY made of, before he went and tore his hot dog up, peeling the skin off and everything. And then we all had a lovely discussion about white bread (don't ask - I won't harm your innocent eyes by telling you how white bread is actually made). I'm all for a McDonalds and everything, and I'm far from a health-freak, but I'll happily settle for a salad or stir fry than something made from the insides of something that once looked fluffy and cute prancing around a field...and yes, I may just be talking about someone's pet poodle...well, you never know, eh? Dammit...now I want a McDonalds...

Preppy pop songs...I'm not a pessimist, but there is a line, people! You know what type of songs I'm talking about - the songs that you know where written because the writer woke up thinking rainbows shone out of everyone's arses and the flowers skip about holding hands when you're not looking. Yesh. THOSE types of songs.

Pointless bitching and labelling. Well, having said that, I'll admit that I'm a geek and a nerd, but still :L

And now I shall leave you all in peace, save for the fact that SOMEWHERE YOU WILL SEE ME AGAIN! Or maybe not, but maybe!

I'm a huge procrastinator, so I am really truly, incerdibly sorry for the outbreaks of hiatus' that will occur in my stories. I do have reasons (homework, exams, not having the time, ect.) besides just not really having the attention to do it. Seriously. My attention span is like that of a squirrel eating a peanut. Nevermind that, just a peanut. Or a fish. Or like...a bubble. But, anyway, most of the ones probably will be updated. Valentine's Day, for example, certainly will, but I've just not gotten around to doing it. Others, MIGHT not*

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Okay if you are religious, I suggest you do not read the following.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?

1. What is your motto?

Lost In Stereo ~ All Time Low (HELL TO THE YES!) :-P

2. What do your friends think of you?

One Step Closer ~Linkin Park (...um...is this supposed to mean I'm suicidal or something?)

3. What do you think about very often?

Together Again ~ Evanescence (...eh...kind of, I guess)

4. What is 2+2?

In Pieces ~ Linkin Park (I like it, haha)

5. What do you think about your best friend?

Taking Over Me ~ Evanescence (LMAO!)

6. What do you think about the person you like?

If I Were In Your Shoes ~ You Me At Six (...um)

7. What is your life story?

Pressure ~ Paramore (oh my GOD yes)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Until The Day I Die ~ Story Of The Year (...makes sense, I guess :P)

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

The Little Things Give You Away ~ Linkin Park (good one, actually)

10. What do your parents think of you?

Warriors Dance ~ The Prodigy (um...okay)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Always Attract ~ You Me At Six (awww)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Given Up ~ Linkin Park (um...I guess so. If I was like, fighting a disease or something)

13. What is your hobbie/interest?

Inside The Fire ~ Disturbed (???)

14. What is your biggest secret?

All We Know ~ Paramore (yeah, 'cause THAT makes sense)

15. What do you think of your friends?

Turn It Off ~ Paramore (no comment...:-P)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Lacrymosa ~ Evanescence (based on Mozart's Requium, so...yeah I guess)

17. How will you die?

Save It For The Bedroom ~ You Me At Six (...oh God)

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Ten Thousand Fists ~ Disturbed

19. What makes you laugh?

The Diary Of Jane ~ Breaking Benjamin

20. What makes you cry?

All Around Me ~ Flyleaf

21. Will you ever get married?

Lithium ~ Evanescence (is that a no?)

22. What scares you the most?

Papercut ~ Linkin Park (I DO have an overactive imagination...)

23. Does anyone like you?

Dare You To Move ~ Switchfoot (...?)

24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?

The Only Exception ~ Paramore

25. What hurts right now?

Self Vs. Self ~ Pendulum ft. In Flames

26. What will you post this as?

Thoughtless ~ KoRn (whatever)