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 Author has written 11 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avengers, and Supernatural. I like long walks along the beach, poking dead things with a stick, setting said dead things (and sticks) on fire, and gay men- WAIT WHAT YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A DATING SITE? LIAR. YOUR TROUSERS WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST ONE DAY. JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE. As you can see, I'm just one of the many slightly insane people that make up the all-powerful, all-knowing denizen of the deep, commonly known as the Internet. Feel free to PM me anything- I'll usually respond. Not that anyone would want to PM me things, but what can I say, I've been on Tumblr for too long. | |||||||
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Sanity Disturbed: Wait, What Sanity? by Synful Nocturne reviews
Uh-oh. Marik's bored, and Bakura knows it. That doesn't bode well for the gang. Their sanity - or what's left of it - will never be the same...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 2/11/2011
A Wonderful World Of Magic by StargateNerd reviews
Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time or for the same people. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn't look good in pink.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,213 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L., England/Britain, Greece
The Human Mask by harunekonya reviews
Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 116 - Words: 182,225 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Takashi N.
Amor Fati by Kittenly reviews
Fantasy AU. Born and abandoned on Daemons' Day, Alfred is taken and raised by the gods, and it is prophesied that he will bring the victory to them in their age long war against the Daemons of the mortal realm. However, though Alfred meets and befriends a Daemon named Arthur, Fate marches on, and the Daemon war is ending. USUK, Finished on 22 Feb 2016!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,301 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 1/31/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Frog Prince's Tunnel of Love by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
"I will put my Calais into your Dover." A fairytale in which a Frenchman falls for an Englishman and then their stunningly good lovemaking creates modern architectural wonders, AKA "Why Papa Francis Sucks at Telling Bedtime Stories". FACE family AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 10/21/2011 - [France, England/Britain]
Before They Learn To Swim by Threnna reviews
Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,167 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 10/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
No Rest for the Wicked by Enigmarr reviews
After news of Danny Phantom defeating Pariah Dark spreads to Hogwarts, Dumbledore suspects he may have found a new ally for the Order of the Phoenix, and Remus Lupin is sent to contact him. Little do any of them know that there's more to be found at Amity Park than just the ghostly hero, and Hogwarts just might find itself with a few new students. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,319 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 5/19/2014
CAPSLOCK DGM SUMMARIES by Pensulliwen reviews
Due to the epic amount of crack in the latest chapters, I am doing capslocky summaries for the uninformed/people too sane to see what I see on their own. Much capslock and crack follows, but ALL OF IT IS TRUE. Hoshino is a troll.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,172 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
At Hogwarts by Megan Lo Saurus reviews
The Hetalia cast in a different yet familiar setting - Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Contains FrUK, GiriTur, PruCan, Spamano, GerIta, and hints of Ameripan for the moment, possibly more pairings in future chapters. My apologies for the unoriginal title.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,467 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
And I Rise in Agony by LadyGoddessofAnubis reviews
Sequel to 'I Fall to Fear'. Because the aftermath is almost worse; and now they are trying to recover. Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Alhambra by vinnie2757 reviews
Cardverse. The King of Spades has just been crowned, and his Queen fished out of the ocean. The Kingdom is happy. Safe. But that security is soon threatened by a power far beyond that of the old Clocks and the Fates.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - England/Britain, America
Domestic and Mundane Messrs Kirkland and Bonnefoy by cowbellgalore reviews
Fr/UK-UK/Fr:'The Domestic and Incredibly Mundane Existence of Messrs Kirkland and Bonnefoy'- is the full title but it doesn't fit. A collection of snapshots of Arthur and Francis through their domestic and incredibly mundane existence. -human names- AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - France, England/Britain
Always One Step Ahead by fakiagirl reviews
The FBI has a lot of secrets. One of them is the location of Arthur Kirkland, a man who can read minds. When an agent goes missing and Agent Jones needs Arthur's help on a mission, things get complicated. USUK, some FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,580 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Order from Mischief by AchievingKitKat reviews
It's the usual. On board the Helicarrier, things seem hectic when there's someone going around pranking everyone. The Avengers seem to be the prime suspects, but...isn't Loki in the cage? LOKI'D. (Now complete)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Adventures of Awkward Steve by chillpills reviews
Awkward moments in the life of Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
From The Western Woods by robingrayson4 reviews
Narnia AU. The cold would blow in through open windows but Arthur continued to hope, to see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - England/Britain, America
Thicker Than Water by inner harmonies reviews
This is about how Tony Stark busted his way right into Peter Parker's life with one 1 Norse God of Mischief in tow. Alternatively, how Peter Parker became the Upgraded Intern who moonlighted as an arachnid in some nice spandex. Bits of Tony/Loki with a gratuitous amount of Uncle Steve. Smartass family scenario.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,037 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Spoiled Rotten by Bukkunkun reviews
Cardverse!AU."Well, hello, Captain Arthur Kirkland. I see you're as beautiful as they all say, missing eye and leg and all." Alfred reminisces on how he met his lovely wife. USUK, Sequel to Scars.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,290 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Now You'll Never Be Lonely by Felicity G. Silvers reviews
AU. Tony isn't really sure how he feels about Steve setting him up on a date with his newest waiter at the diner; at least he's easy on the eyes. Loki is a little less sure about this whole boss setting him up with his best friend either, not when he sees that bit of jealousy in Steve's eyes. -Complete-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,504 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Beautiful and the Damned by loki-laufeyson-of-asgard reviews
It started off innocently enough, with a drink. So how did it come to Loki sitting in Tony's bed three months later, wearing one of his Black Sabbath t-shirts?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Poison in the Blood by qwanderer reviews
Jealousy, alcohol, and palladium. Tony and Loki have that drink, and a chat. Inspired by Parallels, by TheCimmerianRaven. /s/8236756/1/Parallels
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Drabbles: The Life of Yami Marik by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
Ever wonder what Yami Marik does in his spare time? Rated T for silly humor and some interesting language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Yami Marik
The Official Yu Gi Oh! Fanfiction University by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
There's been an influx of badfic in the Yu-Gi-Oh! fandom, and the characters have decided that something must be done. Here at OYGOFU, fanbrats will learn the mechanics behind writing good Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction... or die trying.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,828 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Guest by Enigmarr reviews
A beautiful, cloudless day is ruined by the arrival of an unwanted visitor in the Once-ler's home. He claims that he will only stay a week- but can the Once-ler and the Lorax put up with him for that long? No pairings, rated for Oncie's later language.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - The Once-ler
ZeroSixTwoEightZero by Amledo reviews
In which Tony finds that alarms concerning Gods of Mischief are unecessary. Tony/Loki fluffy get together fic with loads of cuddles and sap. Also mentions Thor/Steve and a brief hint of Pepper/Phil. Now with second chapter
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Unwelcome Courtship of a Fake Gentleman by Tsuyucchi reviews
Alfred thinks him and Arthur are meant to be and is hellbent on pursuing the older man. Arthur thinks he's just a idiot. A dashingly attractive and cute idiot, but an idiot nonetheless. Will Alfred ever succeed and win his beloved's affections? USUKcrack! HIATUS IS OVER
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - America, England/Britain
Tis The Season To Be Douchebags by September Wolves reviews
In which Tony is the king of denial,Steve has a secret valentine.Thor is secretly sleeping with his brother.Clint highfives everyone,pretends to be Cupid and pukes up rainbow glitter.In other words,the avengers go to a theme park on Valentine's Day.CRACK.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Two Sides Of the Coin by magical-notes reviews
If asked, Tony Stark would be hard pressed to figure out how Loki Laufeyson ended up in his bed, or how the chaos god continued being there. But he can't deny enjoying it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,898 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Game by Warblerpuff reviews
Tony makes flirting with Steve into his own little game. Thor is confused. Just something I did for my newest OTP.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hearth by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Oneshots in the Hearth AU. Chapter Seventeen: Maddox does some really weird things. Vash does not always approve. These sentences state the obvious.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,171 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Switzerland, Hong Kong
Elemental Mentality by LxIsxJustice reviews
In which Tony is evil, Bruce is diabolical, and the other Avengers will pay! "—and iodine and thorium and thulium and thalium." Everyone grits their teeth. That…is their least favorite part. Pure crack. Tony/Bruce. Rated for nerdy innuendo.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Paperweights & Purple Pens by bellax-xmuerte reviews
Sometimes The Avengers just need a friendly face to talk to; that's why they creep into Bruce's lab. Bruce/Clint & Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
When the Lights Dim by Casteline reviews
Tony throws a Harry Potter themed party for the Avengers...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Follow Forever by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
"...We can reblog each other's stuff to boost the notes count, start a shipping war, troll Cap's tag..." Science bros become Tumblr bros. Bruce/Tony friend!ship.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Shield Applications by certifiably reviews
In which a car explodes, Captain America does not throw his shield, Hawkeye borrows the keys, and Tony's day has never been so stupid.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Breakfast by footshooter reviews
in the Avengers household. Tony tries to wind up Bruce. Bruce tries to read the paper. Clint inadvertently stood up Natasha and can think of nothing to do but hide. And Steve accomplishes what Tony's been trying to do from the start. Total crackfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
That Time He Touched the Mug by tee.tee.why.el reviews
One day, Tony breaks the one commandment the entire house had agreed upon: Don't Touch My Coffee Mug. In his defense, Steve's was just too American too resist. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Tony Sometimes Has Slightly Extreme Reactions by Cfings753469 reviews
To People Taking His Stuff. 2 times Tony didn't like it when someone took something of his and 1 time he didn't mind.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Poetics by ZeroPanda reviews
Trying to find innocence inside a magic school wasn't Allen's idea of a good time. Throw in his new apprentice, Kanda, and many others, and it becomes ten times harder. Yullen!
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Allen Walker
The Eureka Effect: Case Of Everything Disappearing by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Hearth Prequel, Mini-Story. Once upon a time, Vash and Heidi Zwingli stumbled across Hearth. Uh-oh. It doesn't help that they are promptly assumed to be criminals, either.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Switzerland, Hong Kong - Complete
Shadowy Vested Interests v Tony Stark's Robot Army by chaletian reviews
Sensibly, Fury does not ask what harm Tony Stark could do, sequestered on a tropical island with nothing but a shack, a laptop running Windows 98, and two cellphones with spotty coverage, but instead tells Coulson to deal with it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Love On A Park Bench by killerteddybear reviews
The arguing blondes didn't seem too much out of the ordinary until they started making out on a park bench. USUK, fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Selflessness by Angelwings228 reviews
It's kind of lonely, to have nothing to live for and nothing much to account for. So why was it that he couldn't die? Why was is that he always came back? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain
Like Poison by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor
Trust by Iggyloid reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a deep, complex man. His heart is covered by a sheet of ice, chained up inside his mind and guarded by pride and rationality. Unfortunately for him, a flirty American is head over heels in love with him. Human AU. USUK. One-shot. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Jar of Hearts by CuttleMeFish reviews
It's not stealing so long as you give it back, right? – England decides he has no need for a heart of his own. Not when he can just keep borrowing those of others. Magical realism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Story of Autumns by anacutelurker reviews
"Nine autumns ago, I met a French boy on one sunny day. I thought his smile right then was the most beautiful smile I had ever seen. That's because I had yet to see their smiles right now." An AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/2/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Tomato by Itanohira reviews
Lovino, on his birthday, wishes on a star - and the next morning, his tomato plant is gone and 'stolen' by some Spaniard he finds passed out and naked on his balcony! /Spamano, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
A Most Important Job Worthy of James Bond by addie-cake reviews
A day in the life of Winston Bancroft Kirkland is an exciting one. But someone has to keep Master and Second Master from making kittens all day via Skype. And it might as well be him. Neko!UsUk and Established!Country!UsUk Update: I'm starting the Winston!Verse. This is the first installment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Incognito Business by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
Tony Stark was a man who had a lot of time on his hands, most of which he spent on his current hobby: Stalking certain Norse Gods of Mischief. Slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Timeless by Jay1892 reviews
With the King of Spades now deceased, a new king must take his place. The will of the land has awoken after hundreds of years and has chosen a true king to take the throne. But will the new king be able to win the heart of his country and queen?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,381 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Devil in a Midnight Mass by vinnie2757 reviews
Seven years have passed since the events of Life Starts Now. The survivors have picked up the pieces and moved on, but there's another evil in town, and it's not just from the Otherworld. It's Arthur's own mind, too. USUK, LSN sequel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - America, England/Britain
In Which I Take Over the World by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
A teenage criminal mastermind's account of how he steals a boat, controls people's actions, takes on a five-thousand-year-old Egyptian Pharaoh, and contemplates snack foods. It would all be much easier if his minions were at all competent.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Marik I.
Of Bros and Brunch by Captain Peregrine reviews
America and England become chummy. England is confused. The others... are amused. Mostly PG-13 because some of the countries know some pretty good swear words. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - England/Britain, America
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
They'll Probably Change it Later by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
"Okay. So, you're pregnant, God's the baby-daddy—don't ask me, I got nothing—Joseph's gonna help raise the kid, and, oh, yeah, the midget's gonna save humanity and open the kingdom of Heaven, blah, blah, blah, have fun."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Gabriel - Complete
50 myths about British tea and other such things by XpyonX reviews
By Arthur Kirkland. Not really; By me, pretending to be Iggy! Just for lols. If any one reads all, 50 I'll give you some brownie points
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Kryptonite by vinnie2757 reviews
In which America contemplates his relationship with Britiain and contents himself with the way things are now. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rising by Shinigami's Brush reviews
Rikuo ran away after a freak accident, leaving everything and everyone behind. Now, he's back in Ukiyoe four years later and wants nothing to do with the Nura Clan. AU.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,425 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rikuo N. (Human)
A complex apartment by BlendingSkies reviews
Arthur could deal when Francis's boyfriend Matthew moved into the apartment but suddenly Matthew's brother, Alfred, needs a place to stay. Now Arthur is about to loose his mind as the annoying self-declared "hero" takes over his home. US/UK UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - England/Britain, America
In this Time by Fiction C9 reviews
A collection of short one-shots based on prompts. Will mostly be RusAme and FrUK. Prompt#5: Snow
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America, Russia
Crack by christmaswolf reviews
Just as the title says. This is completely random and has no plotline or importance whatsoever. Merely for laughs. Enjoy! USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Hamburger Crisis by astro.pancakes reviews
Tony has been content to stay on earth after his ship crashed in America due to the constant supply of hamburgers and other tasty American foods. But when Alfred gets a call from Arthur... full summary inside USUK from Tony's point of view.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, Tony
Child's Play by SweetDevil97 reviews
AU-Trying to save a boy, Arthur is hit by a car and dies. He wakes up to find himself in limbo and given two choices: change his ways and live or die and go to hell. So Arthur is given an "angel", but is Alfred really who he says he is? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2011 - England/Britain, America
Francis' Moving Castle by crinoids reviews
Arthur's life is thrown into turmoil when he is literally swept off his feet by a handsome-yet-mysterious wizard named Francis. Howl's Moving Castle APH-style ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - France, England/Britain
Accompanying England and America on a Road Trip by binnibeans reviews
America has England tagging along on a trip. They find themselves in ... several situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We WHAT! by dicaeopolis reviews
[MUTED CRYING]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Germany, France - Complete
Out of the Bag by LadyKnightOfHollyrose reviews
"Good luck," Arthur says, meaning it despite the fact that Gilbert is a potential rival. Gilbert grins back. "You too; don't think either of us will need it, to be honest though."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
StarCrossed by Gecko Osco reviews
This is a story about many things. But mostly, it's about a boy and a star. Stardust AU. USUK, minor others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,442 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
By the Might of Your Skin by vinnie2757 reviews
For all that Britain looks like a ragdoll, he isn't likely to fall apart at the seams. America learns that lesson and learns that he doesn't need to be there to pick up the pieces, Britain can do that himself. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Torture Devices by Canadino reviews
"First we hold him down. Then...we take off his shoes and tickle his feet." Germany and the Italy brothers discuss methods to make England talk, with little result.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Tap It by binnibeans reviews
England catches America in quite the predicament. It will teach him a good lesson, anyway, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Moe of All Moe by Eviltwin05 reviews
Are wonderful Englishman decides to take up an offer to do some modeling to make some extra cash! How will this go over? first ever real yaoi story I've written so go easy on me! USUK and some suggestive themes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Off Script by LadyKnightOfHollyrose reviews
"NotWest Building Society Lending Centre; this is Arthur speaking. How may I help you today?" Arthur's morning becomes anything but monotonous due to an interesting customer. AU Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Floriography: The Language of Flowers by twisted-sheets reviews
US/UK fics about flowers and their meanings. A chance encounter in the kitchen may be the only chance America would ever have to figure what his feelings truly are, and what he really wants. Last chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Yami Bakura's Life Story by Yamitron reviews
Bakura recounts to the good people at the different instances of himself popping up throughout history. From the Guillotine to the Bolsheviks.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Yami Bakura
Fetish by Vani Jane reviews
AU Gakuen Verse. Arthur Kirkland is a sociology teacher discussing fetishes to his class and Alfred F. Jones had managed to sneak into his class again .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
To Swing on a Star by berseker25 reviews
It's their wedding anniversary, and England has a meaningful surprise for America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mistakes and Misunderstandings by Tinderbox Lily reviews
Francis' idiocy results in certain complications, which mean that he has to temporarily stay with Arthur; unsurprisingly, romance ensues. But when Francis' former lover turns up uninvited, everything starts to go wrong. FrUK, of course. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
So Bad at This by gossamer - glass reviews
#Rome/Germania and side pairings, sex implications and cursing# Rome and Germania really fail at watching over their grandchildren and protecting them from the evils of sex - even when said grandchildren are right under their noses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Germania, Ancient Rome
Answer Key by Synxailla reviews
Not all the answers to life's questions can be learned inside the four walls of a classroom in a university… Then again, it was very near a classroom that Alfred met the very interesting Arthur Kirkland, so he won't complain. College life AU. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 91,260 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - England/Britain, America
Lacking in Any Sanity by Pippin's Socks reviews
The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crashing Down by ghibli22 reviews
Arthur Kirkland: Radio talent and aspiring author. Arthur Kirkland: the human embodiment of England. With two different worlds, can he escape before he's trapped in the wrong one? And what the hell does Francis have to do with it! Eventual FrUk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - France, England/Britain
Rinse, Repeat by Pippin's Socks reviews
1944. Some things are left unsaid, and others just have fabulous hair. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by TenshiXXX reviews
Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Heiligabend by sithmarauder reviews
T4: "Gott, you didn't let China sell you something again, did you?" 'Valentinstag.' Prussia/Austria. Winter themes with the Germans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Austria, Prussia
Hetalia FMLs by sakimidare reviews
-insert witty humorous summary- Basically its Nations using FMyLifedotcom. Fail Summary lol but can't think up of anything else now. T beacuse of some of our Nation's 'beautiful' eloquency.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Russia, Canada
Up In Flames by headlesshessian reviews
"You stupid, silly boy. I take war far more seriously than you think, and I understand the consequences far too well." A meeting on a rooftop during the Blitz, pre-American involvement where, try as they might, absolutely nothing changes. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vampire Knight Abridged by Pensulliwen reviews
I started reading this series and snarked like I have never snarked before. So I have decided to summarize it here in the style of CAPSLOCK DGM, except without the capslock. No set update schedule beyond "when I feel like it or am encouraged to do so."
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Yuki C., Kaname K.
Rule Three by Ellarose C reviews
There are only three rules in their version of Spin the Bottle, and you can't chicken out of Rule Three. kink meme deanon for the prompt '7 Minutes in Heaven'. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Art of Being Emotionally Detached by Save the Rave reviews
It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Mortality Rate by Humdiddly reviews
It's your not-quite-so typical love story. Zombie!Boy meets Human!Boy. Zombie!Boy saves Human!Boy's life, then starts to fall in love with him. Oh dear. /CRACK!AU: USUK. Zombie!Alfred & Human!Arthur. HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
Wrongly Shelved by Canadino reviews
Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
UNN by Jamaica-tan reviews
Welcome to the United Nations News Network, the world's best, first, only and worst international news channel! Can the channel handle co-presenters that hate each other? Can Ludwig contol his insane employees? FrUk and other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - France, England/Britain
The Worldsmith by puellanerdii reviews
Sent back in time to deal with a mysterious threat to England's nationhood, England and America contend with the undead, the power of language, and their own clashing personalities. USxUK. Also known as the "time travel, Shakespeare, and zombies" fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, America
La Vie en Rose by Gentleman Crow reviews
Renowned fantasy author Arthur Kirkland is bored. With his muses gone and his editor at his throat, he embarks on a trip to France hoping to find inspiration. However, he may be walking into something much darker and deeper than he ever imagined. US/UK/FR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,122 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, America
Krypto and Emma by Shizumi-chan reviews
Alfred Jones is a comic book artist who pretty much forgot about how it was like hanging out with friends, immersed with his work as he was, till the day he stumbles into a lake with a certain Arthur Kirkland. Mainly US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - America, England/Britain
English Leather Boots and Western Lemonade by fakiagirl reviews
When Alfred invites Arthur to go horse-back riding, he doesn't think much of it. But while Arthur shows up in proper riding attire, Alfred is dressed like a cowboy - and even has the audacity to call Arthur's outfit ridiculous! USxUK Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hard Times and Strange Minds by Car reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
Behind the Masque by bubbleteadesu reviews
Today is America's Halloween masquerade! But with England not coming, the party doesn't seem so complete, does it? Good thing, the sudden appearance of a mysterious pirate diverts America's attention. But who is this not-so-strange stranger really?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Victory March by pineapple desu reviews
And, you know, I don't regret a thing. AU, USUK, crackish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Fullmetal Alchemist Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Abby, who's just ten years old...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Good Advice by Iggycat reviews
Arthur is editor in chief of the school paper, but he's also the anonymous advice columnist. Strangely enough, someone special is looking for advice. USUK Gakuen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Want Him by TechnoRanma reviews
USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Frog Princess and The Awesome Hero by berseker25 reviews
**FACE FAMILY AU** Arthur tells a story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2010 - France, England/Britain
LoveOMatic by Conjure Lass reviews
England is accounting. America is massaging. Everyone is singing Bananarama. It's a right party.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Your Side of the Pond by Conjure Lass reviews
Hopeless romantics live on both sides of the pond.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Down by Asagi Tsuki reviews
Just because there was a miss America it shouldn't mean anything. His accusation of her liking awesomeness got him a lifted eyebrow. His next accusation of her liking one of his female states got him a black eye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/22/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Hobo Amerifag And His Famiry by Cappuccino-Dreams reviews
Hobo Amerifag decides to visit his dear hobo-fag-family. Again. Are his parents happy to see him or not? Slight PruEng, Prussia/England/America-crack family. Rated T for some language and an innuendo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - America, England/Britain
Never Mind the Economy, Here's a Motorbike by Hazel-Beka reviews
England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/15/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Sunflower and the North Wind by Barkinglot reviews
Something happened and Russia found England standing all alone in the snow. He was the one to look after England, for once. A kink meme fill with nothing kinky.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
Maladie du Coeur by CanadianPenguin reviews
AU. Arthur sits alone in the hospital, hoping. Francis stumbles into his room one day during an incident with a crazy nurse. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - England/Britain, France
Stand in the Rain by Asagi Tsuki reviews
Arthur struggles with himself and Gilbert comes to offer his help
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Subject: Why Don’t We Ever Do Work? by Spazzkitty reviews
A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hungary, South Korea
Tampering With Mail Clerks Is Illegal by Kita Kitsune reviews
HIATUS. Unauthorized opening, inspection or tampering of mail is considered a federal offense and thus punishable by law. One wonders if this statute applies to the employees, as well. : College AU, US/UK/US main, Giripan, RusAm, PruCan, others. : Language & BL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 59,864 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Let Your Dreams Flood In by vinnie2757 reviews
In which Alfred watches Arthur sleeping away a lazy Wednesday afternoon, idly musing and thinking his affection one-sided. It isn't. Gentle, breathy USUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Collective Analysis of a Former Delinquent by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Arthur Kirkland discovers why he hates everything. Especially Alfred, the Italian mafia, and the French detective that isn't very good at his job. But, with emphasis on Alfred. :Slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano
Conquests of a Failed Gentleman by Pippin's Socks reviews
Okay, seriously, this is the UN. Kindly keep all nymphomaniacs outside the building. America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Picking up a Brit in Eight Easy Steps by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Monty Prussia by Akaashi Keiji reviews
In which cowardly Sir Robin loves tomatoes, Lancelot is actually chivalrous, no one can still remember Gawain, and a certain albino can't seem to count to three. Oh, and the English have the Holy Grail, go figure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Prussia
With Time to Spare by KSFWolfe reviews
Well, he supposed, that was the danger of arriving early. One saw things that should never be seen or spoken of thereafter. PURE CRACK I DON'T EVEN
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
After Tonight by usuk-team reviews
Arthur was separated from his mother at a fairly young age, and when his father has to move back to their hometown in the United States, the Briton forms a relationship with someone he never would've known.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - America, England/Britain
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Bare Your Weapon by Tamer Lorika reviews
Japan does not like conflict, but he will not sit idly by if the one he love is threatened. Written in an exchange with Inari Kasugawa. May continue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
Don't You Know Which Clothes Even Fit Me? by CarbonBlack reviews
When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,843 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
SMIRING TOGEDAAAA by Peridot Tears reviews
The Italian brothers enter the chatroom. No, they won't pay for your therapy bills after :3 Pure crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/16/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
How I ruined One's reputation by Peridot Tears reviews
Brutally short crack with Italy and German. Should not be taken seriously xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The YuGiOh GX Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Ashley, with a genius IQ...
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
A Tale of Romance, Action, Magic, and Adventure by saramon reviews
In which England the Wizard and Alfred Something have romantic, magical, action-filled adventures, sometimes together, sometimes apart. Fairytale!AU, y/y? USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Conductor of Light: AU: Saving Graceverse by twisted-sheets reviews
A side-story for Saving Grace. Sherlock Holmes AU. Arthur is a eccentric detective, Canada is his Watson, and America is a police inspector. Arthur's injury during a case brings reminds his former wards of a past injury and a promise made.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - America, England/Britain
All In A Days Work by LadyKnightOfHollyrose reviews
Weillschmidt, That crazy woman you who likes to bother you has decided that I'm deserving of her attention. Would you be so kind as to tell me how to go about getting rid of her? Preferably without having her resort to violence. Arthur Kirkland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia
Rentboy by Chalupakabra reviews
Alfred encounters a random hobby of England's, as well as a strange new word. He should never have asked Francis about it. Twoshot, Crackfic, USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alfred the Racist Dragon by absolute power reviews
De-anoning from the kink meme. At sixteen, Arthur Kirkland is his eldest brother's squire, always pushed around and left to do the dirty work. But when he accompanies his brothers for his first ever adventure, he finds he's in for the ride of his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unforseen Results by Robias reviews
That's what you get for naming a place the 'Virgin Islands' in a world like in Hetalia. US/UK, Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Angela, who ran away from home...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Geeks In Love by Novelist Pup reviews
For Yullen Week. AU: The first time Allen Walker was cursed to meet social retard Yuu Kanda was on a Game Night Out held by mutual frienemy, Lavi. Sometimes, he suspects he might regret it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Greatest Hero of All Time by xcorkx reviews
Alfred Jones always knew he was different, it was evident in his super strength. When he goes to take hold of his destiny he finds more than he expected. A Hercules parody -JoKer- Collab with Spazzkitty
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - America, England/Britain
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Memoirs of an English Busboy by comptine reviews
If Arthur was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a Frenchman groping him, suffocating between a pair of large Ukrainian breasts and a failing band on the side. FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Englishmen Don't Take Kindly To Being Kidnapped by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
When France slips up, England leaves him. But France will not let him go so easily! Even if America and Canada are not really helping, Scotland and Ireland intimidate Prussia, and Wales and Spain seem useless...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Wild Wild West by AKirkland reviews
Dr. Kirkland, after a long string of events, finds himself shuttled into the dusty old town of Sandy Flats, adjusting to the hilarious characters, dark villains, and charming heroes of a classic but eccentric Western town. USUK. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,211 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Avoir by Mipping reviews
Absence makes the heart grow fonder' is an anecdote that Francis Bonnefoy can empathise with. However, unfortunately for him, Arthur finds that he cannot. France/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2009 - France, England/Britain
Last Rites and Lemon Meringue by Creature of Habit reviews
The lesson here? Never forget the green bean casserole.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do by Hazel-Beka reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria - Complete
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Just Another One Of Those Stupid Decisions by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Alfred will never get drunk again. But Arthur really thinks he should. Also titled 'Three Reasons America Has Come Up With To Advise People That Getting Drunk Is A Really, Really Stupid Idea'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Carpe Diem by Coconabanana reviews
Gakuen Hetalia/Police AU. Sergeant Arthur Kirkland, now an Interpol agent, had to masquerade as a student in Hetalia Academy to find the two notorious thieves who have caused nothing but troubles. Will he complete the mission? Eventual Alfred/Arthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - America, England/Britain
When Skies are Gray by Canadino reviews
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy...oh for bloody Christ's sake, stop singing. Sing a song of rain, if you must.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Comedy of Errors by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
AU. Mistaken for another, this town has Matthew staying with a Englishman he does not know, confessing feelings to a man, and escaping the law he has not broken. Alfred's just mad Arthur has locked him out of the house.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Translations Provided by Pippin's Socks reviews
Because 'you're a twat' and 'I love you' are completely synonymous, at least according to America anyway - America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Koga Is As Stupid As A Pet Rock by nedthejanitor reviews
Koga. Stupid. It's obvious, isn't it? But will he ever learn to chew and blink at the same time? Only time will tell.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Kōga, Ginta - Complete
5 Signs You Read WAY Too Much Axis Power Hetalia by oonezumi reviews
Pretty much what the title says. This one's alot like the others I've written. Soooo...please R/R and....BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Yellow Submarine by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Make it Last by Novelist Pup reviews
Seven stories for Yullen Week. Seventh, Foreign theme. "Allen didn't see the problem. Even if it was a meal of the...bug variety, it was still quite delicious. Kanda was such a wimp at the most peculiar times."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Rapunzel by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: In which Kanda, during a botched kidnapping led by one Tyki Mikk, is trapped in a tower, naked. And Allen is the only "Prince Charming" avaliable, unfortunately.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
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Denial is Not a River in Kansas reviews
Dean Winchester would like the universe to please stop assuming things about his sex life. Sam is not his incestuous lover. Castiel's random appearances in Dean's motel rooms are only to pass on information. They are not booty calls. The threesomes in the back of the Impala are not happening. Dean is not the king of denial.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Denial is Most Certainly Not a River in Egypt reviews
Loki likes to think he is a perfectly sane, stable individual. Loki likes to think he is Satan incarnate and is only staying at Stark Tower to scout out weaknesses. Not because mischief is so much more fun than straight-up evil, or because Thor gave him puppy eyes or anything. Loki also likes to think that, insofar as romance is concerned, he is nothing like his brother.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
In Which DDR is a Rather Important Factor reviews
Wherein Kiku falls for Arthur. Repeatedly. And also happens to be a highly stereotypical Japanese fanboy. AU, 5 1 format.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - England/Britain, Japan
A Single Stroke reviews
Painter!AU. Francis is a painter, and decides to try something new. Drabblefic, FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Man Behind The Curtain reviews
What if Sherlock really was a fraud? What if the man with the brilliant mind was actually Watson? Set in the three-year gap with the Hetalia cast. Angstyish fluff, USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - America, England/Britain
Rage of an English Speaking Fangirl reviews
The many rants of a relatively well-read fangirl on the finer points of the English language in the general anime fandom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012
Rule, Britannia! reviews
At the last G8 summit, America unveiled an actual, working TARDIS. Now, the entire summit is stuck in a collapsing parallel world ruled by Belarus. Fortunately, the rebels can help them. Unfortunately, they have a price: help the British Empire take over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - England/Britain, Belarus
Ancient History 'study notes' reviews
A collection of 'notes' -read: random observations and suggestive jokes- made during several so-called 'note-taking sessions' whilst watching copious amounts of Time Team in Ancient History.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012
A Night On The House reviews
The other two-thirds of the Fail Brothers Trio attempt to drag England out for a night on the town. Failing that, they give up and get completely wasted at his house. Hints of pre-established USUK, very, very small hint of Den/Nor, fail humour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Overload! reviews
In which America is overrun by strange creatures that may or may not be sentinent. Multiple OCs, multiple OC deaths, multiple OC exorcisms, swearing and eventual USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain
Memories reviews
Drabblefic. Kind of fluffy, kind of angsty, one-sided USUK if you squint. Human names used, AU. Alfred stands in the rain and remembers the good times and the not-so-good times.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete