![]() I'll start by saying that my life motto is now, "enjoy today and enjoy cheesecake tomorrow." I said it to a friend once and it kinda stuck . . . Copy and Pastes - Inspired By Fyre IF you support the Fire Nation, put this into your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile Weird is good, strange, it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 99% of teen girls would absolutly FREAK if Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, and Justin Bieber got kidnapped. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're one of the sane 1% who would be happily poking their captives with a spork, while threatening to save the teen girl population. (You know what that means lol) In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (I honestly don't want to know...) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Uhhhh, so you open it at the store???) On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (I am so confused.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Nah. I'll just eat a steak frozen.) Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (Oops. Bad timing there) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (Really, now?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But, why?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (Well darn.) On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Aw man. I don't wanna be drowsy! If I wanted to be tired I'd take a sleeping. . .neve rmind.) On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (Oh, so I can't use it. . .on Mars, I guess?) On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Tell me more!) On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?) On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Oh, thank goodness. I have always wondered how to use these things.) On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (o_O)People said it was impossible to fly. I smile and show them an Airplane. (Fyre wisdom, we are Superheroes!) CREDIT TO Forever Fyre!!!! P.S: You have been warned, I am: insane, a major book worm, an otaku (for those of you who don't know what that is, it's a Japanese geek; manga, anime, etc), a geek, a table-top gamer (though that really fits into the geek category), in love with Greek mythology and I AM NUMBER FOUR!! Oh, and I am prone to be random. Many firetruck noises, BEDO BEDO BEDO BEDO . . . Peace out! |
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