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 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Heeeey, call me Jess! I'm always on FanFiction ( Read it on my phone!) And I love reading people's stories! M grammar isn't great, but hey can't blame me...wait yes you can haha. Anyways, i'm 15 and I go through different hair colors. Currently its a blonde/brown/red/pink mixed all together, somehow looks good lol, but I have pretty much had all the colors in the rainbow except green, sadly. I've killed my hair pretty much but it is better then it was before! I plan to redye it in october, bleach it whiteish then put on a light pink on it! I do colorguard, google it if you don't what it is, and Marching band! My favorite color is Amaranth. I'm reaaaaaaaallllyyy lazy and sleep A LOT. I've recently got into some Homestuck Tell me about some good stories you read! I'd love to hear about them! |
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A Musician's Romance by DreamerxReality reviews
Sasuke Uchiha vowed that the only thing he'd ever love was his music. But, when a girl with rose gold hair and jade green eyes forces herself into his life, his perspective starts to change. As the two try to figure out the secret to growing up, they realize that, at the end of the day, they will always have their music. And each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,706 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,672 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/8/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Anko M., Temari
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, violence, sexual content. *This story is in the process of an edit for more canon compliance & (hopefully) better writing. 12/32 chapters edited.* Sequel now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,205 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 8/8/2007 - [Luna L., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Konoha High! A Love Story? Psh! Yeah right by Monochromatic Persona reviews
Temari is a new transfer student at Konoha High, who then meets the 5 hottest guys in the whole entire school, but only one stands out. A love story? Psh! Yeah right! shikatema / Shikamaru X Temari / Other Pairings! Important to read my notes at the start
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,524 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Akatsuki Insane Asylum by Deidarakiller reviews
Sakura,Ino,Tenten,Hinata, and Temari have to do an Internship at an Insane asylum, and the five crazy guys are Sasori,Itachi, Hidan, Tobi, and Deidara. Can the girls help the guys who have been there almost all of there lives or will shit hit the fan like always . Please Read and Review chapter 6 is finally up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Temari, Deidara
Welcome to Camp Konoha by ohscrewthename reviews
When Sakura is mistakenly placed in an all male camp, she expects nothing but pot, porn, and pranks to run rampant. Little does she know that a sickening purpose is brewing...and she's at the very core of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
The High School Chronicles by LolaAtkinburg reviews
AU. Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Tenten and Temari. High School. This is where the drama starts. Rated for language. ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, SaiIno, KakaAnko and SuiKa (in later chapters).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 279,500 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Playboy gets played by Deidarakiller reviews
Deidara school jock is the hot playboy of the school. what happens when he is the one who gets played when a new girl comes to the town and he falls in love and so does his best friend. Dei X Tema X Hida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Deidara, Temari
Got to love being foxy! by Blaise Tama-chan reviews
Pein turns the akatsuki members into little baby foxes and sends them to sakura. ItaXsaku DeiXsaku TobiXsaku ZetsuXsaku SasoXsaku and maybe more just for fun! Being re-written, first chapter or so is already up so go have a looksie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
And Now I'm Stuck Here With You by HimekoUchia reviews
What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,558 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Resonating Sound of the Uzumaki Clan by Konsu reviews
Saved from death by her mother, Tayuya will set on a new path, one separate form Orochimaru.Now with new life, Tayuya will work to bring her family together, but doing so will be hard, when you caused your brother great despair and your sister hates you
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,079 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tayuya, Naruto U.
Reverie and Reality by katerosario reviews
In which Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori bet that Pein doesn't have the balls to make Konan fall in love with him. "I think I'm in too deep. I can't get out." "Don't worry. I got a shovel." Hey it's only high school. A/U.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Those Lovely Young Men Across the Street by science-nerd-surely reviews
When the Sand siblings get new neighbours, Temari is first to admit she doesn't like them. Then she realises she's never seen her brothers so happy,and even a girl with a will of iron can't resist a bad boy forever. Is it already too late?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Temari, Hidan
Fairy Tail Academy by Sabrina-nee reviews
AU: After the huge bankrupt incident, Lucy Heartfillia was force to transfer in Fairy Tail Academy from her prestigious school. Can she deal with her new 'ordinary' life while trying to fit in with her chaotic new school?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 122,076 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Lucy H.
Bittersweet by BlueeMoon reviews
Lucy and Gray were in love at 9 years old. 7 years later, he doesn't even remember her. Gray's dating Lucy's old best friend,& Natsu comes in as Lucy's "boyfriend"? But does Gray really "forget?" FULL SUMMARY INSIDE GraLuXNaLu;Tragedy&Comedy also
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Lucy H.
Moonstruck by Ree-Vance reviews
Lucy Heartfilia certainly was not crazy. Not even a little drop. She really did believe that waving a key around would make something appear. Just like that girl who said whatever she wrote became real, and that boy who said he could make ice into anything. Not crazy at all, right?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,103 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Song of the Leaf Defect by X-Burner 27 reviews
Now fed up with her "master's" treatment, Tayuya decides to show him what happens when you mess with people's lives and toss them aside. The only problem is, can she really pull it off while still being a member of Oto and paired with the newest member?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,136 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Tayuya, Sasuke U.
Dirty Little Secret by Wulfie005 reviews
Harley is mad at Joker because he cheated while she was at Ivy's. She decides to make a plan to get him back, will it backfire? UPDATED 11/5/11 HxH/HxJ
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harley Q., Harvey D.
Tropical Paradise by Kiravu reviews
"Do you know what I love about you?" "How amazing I am in bed?" I watched her giggle and nuzzle into my neck, body emanating contentment. Kissing her forehead, I tried again. "No, what do you love about little old me?" Tayuya and Sakura fic. Rated M. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tayuya, Sakura H.
The Devil's Angel by WatashiNoTenshi07 reviews
A normal night out with the girls: flashing bar lights, blaring music, alcoholic drinks and drunk best friends. Who knew a perfectly normal Friday night would lead her to meet a mysterious winged creature, unconscious and injured, lying across the road?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,620 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Beautiful Disaster by Billiebee3 reviews
She answered their questions quietly, calmly, and without any real emotion. And she drank the tea and ate the biscuits that they offered her seemingly every ten minutes. But everyone knew that they had no idea of the real story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,468 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Luna L., Draco M.
Sanity by moomolie1709 reviews
Luna never took the taunting to heart, she didn't believe them when they called her mad. But maybe they were right, because how could anyone sane love a monster?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Luna L.
Zombie Paradise 2 by Sovereign64 reviews
AU The disease from Cocoon Island has come to Stellar Island. Can seven survivors work together to fight through hordes of infected and escape the island safely? Welcome to Stellar Island, a paradise...to die for. NatsuXLucy ErzaXJellal COMPLETE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
The Stronger You Are by ThEwIsDoMoFyOuTh reviews
Sixth Year, two students come into their inheritance, but will one of them be able to accept the cup placed before him? VeelaFic,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Luna L., Draco M.
To Kiss A Deatheater by onlyou reviews
She was The Dark Lord's property and Draco Malfoy knew very well. But something about her made his guard fall down. Something about her that made him wonder what it would be like to kiss a deatheater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
Exchange by Duchess E. V. Watson reviews
Students at Harfield Univeristy are amazed as Luna Lovegood exchanges to their school for her fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Luna L., OC
Oh Brothers by CookieMonster0077 reviews
Meet Lucy's brothers! A calm red head, a hyper brunette, a cocky blonde, and a cute 3 year old. Wait... BROTHERS!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Lucy H.
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Remember Me by Silence is Beautiful reviews
Rin follows a fox and falls down The Bone Eaters Well.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,003 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - SesshÅmaru, Rin - Complete
As No Other Can by A.J. Keller reviews
This is the story of how Alex Leeds(OC) - a 4th year Slytherin with reserve, dignity, and talent to spare - met up with a girl so quirky his mind couldn't handle it. We all know her... Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - OC, Luna L.
A slight twist by GeorgeTI reviews
It can happen to everyone, being a little late, or a little early. Rated T for foul language, maybe M later for lemons in the distant -or not- future. Pairings now decided. Read if you wish. Review if you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,417 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya - Complete
Empty Faith by smoke and steel reviews
Tayuya and Kimimaro are the only ones left alive after Sasuke Retrieval mission; after Orochimaru betrays them. They escape with their lives, but will loss destroy them or bring them closer? KimiTayu. Canon then progreeses into AU land.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya
Not So Troublesome by Anime Freak456 reviews
When Gaara and Sakura tie the knot, Shikamaru starts thinking about being married to Temari, but then during a get-together, he says that wrong thing at the wrong time. Going to apologize is going to be harder then he orginally thought
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Wanted by LalaMoped reviews
The Desert Bandits are the most feared people in all of Oto, until they are separated. Now Temari must escape Konoha, find her brothers, and get her revenge, all without falling in love with a young tribesman. A ShikaTema Western. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The God Key by Awesome Jones reviews
After creating The God Key, a tortured Hoagie remakes existence in his image. The former KND must reunite in a broken world to stop him from destroying everything, but is Hoagie really in control? Rated for violence, sexuality, adult themes, and language.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Nigel U./Numbuh 1
The Mark by XxFlame HazeXx reviews
Runo meets five stranges teenss who all have a secret, but what is it? Runo inteads to find out! Who are these creepy people who just show up and try to kill Runo? What happens when one of the teens fall for Runo, and she falls for him to? R&R
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Runo M., Shun K.
The beginning by themask77 reviews
just a simple get together between 4 friends celebrating there fav anime Naruto until a flashing light took them away to the real thing. now being stuck in the world of your fav anime is fun but when all the people you meet try to kill you it gets tiring
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,907 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010
The Notebook by fantasmefantastic reviews
AU. SasuSaku, SaiIno, NaruHina, ShikaTema, and NejiTen. The Notebook is simply a way to pass time for us gals in Konoha University. Nothing special in there. Just our Plans, Wills, Code Names, Conversations, Crushes...right, nothing special at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008
Thunder by Artificial Sanctuary reviews
SasuTayu. AU. I had nothing to hide except for the fact that I was a poor high school student dating the school jock for cash. Yea, I was a pretty normal kid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,220 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Tayuya, Sasuke U.
Phantom Thief by Angel of Courage reviews
What if Runo was a legendary thief, known as Phantom to the world? Her secret is known only to her family, Julie, and their bakugan...but what would happen...if Dan and the others got involved? Discontinued.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Dan K., Runo M.
The Story of Temari's Past Relationships by Konoha Kunimitsu reviews
Temari shares her past relationships up to her current one with the girls. The question is: Who is Temari's current date?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Temari - Complete
A Suicidal Feeling by DevilPriestess reviews
After Temari's mother dies she forced to live with her abusive step father. living with him turns into a real hell when he decide he wants her to give him children.R&R please. Rated for adult situation. and Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Temari
Naruto of Otogakure by IfakeoutI reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are facing off at The Valley of The End when Sasuke offers Naruto to join him when Naruto thinks of his history with Konoha he begins to wonder what a new life in Otogakure would be like.First chap not great, rated M for later chaps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,329 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Boarding School for Dummies by ImitationCrimson reviews
The government somehow found the Akatsuki's Address! The letter says They need to go back to school to be educated! Well All they need to do is use their SMART brains to pass right? Well except the fact is they don't have the brains! RatedT for LanguageAU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Akatsuki
Naruto Wolf by Narutowolves reviews
What would Naruto be like if the characters lived the life of wolves? Temashika,TenNeji,Naruhina,Sasusaku,and a lot more. Sorry if I sucked at this summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,358 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Skittles Make Love Happen by Hate Me-I Dare You reviews
Sakura Haruno doesnt care that Ino stole her life but this time shes gone too far! How dare she steal it! sakura then seeks revenge! Her revenge was So Epic it happens to catch the eye of the HOTTEST GANG IN SCHOOL! Warning: CUSSING, maybe lemon AkatxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Freshman Year With The Narutards by Sabaku No Jackie reviews
What happens when the Naruto characters enter a normal high school? Read and see. There will be love and fluff. Warning: Self and friend insertion. Rated T just in case I end up using colorful lanuage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Desert Lily and the Shadow Stalker by kirasopia reviews
Basic, new girl goes to new school, meets guy falls in love. please r&r. M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
The Change by Oshii reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is your average teenager. He writhes in the confines of high school and has an amateur garage band with Tayuya, Neji, and Gaara. But when Sasuke is attacked by a horrifying beast one night, he starts to change...SasuTayu, org. pub. '06-'07.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Sasuke U.
Revenge till the end by KoZuMi4EvA45 reviews
Sequel to Crashing an Arranged Marriage. Shika and Tema now are married and have 2 kids but what happens when a certain possesive prince returns? Rated T for safety. Discontinued for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Music Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by TheFolliesofYouth reviews
Shikamaru is bothered by the noise coming from the apartment below him. Temari doesn't plan on being quiet. It's a recipe for romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sand School by Temari101 reviews
Temari Gaara and Kankuro are orphans. They run away from their old home, come to a little town, and make friends with a bunch of misfits. Can they stop the snobby Ino, and popular kids rule of the school? Tema/Dei Tema/Shika Hina/Kiba Tenten/Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 139,687 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Not Because I Wanted To by riceyriceyricey reviews
After the chunin exams. She's 16, he's 14. Temari becomes the target of a psycho stalker-AKA Deidara-and is kidnapped. Will her Shika-kun be able to rescue her, or will he be too late? ShikaTema. Rating might change. Dark themes, AU, no lemon or lime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
ScHoOl RuMbLe by sugarXsugarXRuNo reviews
The gang get sent to a CRAZY school. Im not sure what pairing to do, you guys are gonna vote either DanxRuno or ShunxRuno
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Runo M.
Sound: High School by DarkVampirePrincess8 reviews
Okay our awesome sound ninjas are in highschool! That ought to turn out well, hehehe. Packed with Romance, Drama, Comedy and Sakon getting the stuffing beaten out of him! Poor Sakon Hope you enjoy! xD I suck at summarys .... Oh well xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya
A Friend Of A Friend by Sand-Jounin-Temari reviews
-AU- She's the small town girl living in a two bedroomed apartment. He's the rich Nara heir, due to wed in a month. When mutual friends bring them together, it's time to re-evaluate what's important in their lives. summary may change
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
New Members by The Charismatic Disaster reviews
Both Temari, the Suna chick, and Ino, the Leaf Kunoichi, are kidanpped by the Akatsuki for a very good reason. lol. Come check out to find out the hilarous and sad or something like that tale...hidanxtemari, deidaraxino, and konanxpein
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Hidan, Temari
The Akatsuki's new cleaner by Oreiko reviews
The Akatsuki needs a cleaner. Temari needs the money. "Temari." Hidan almost purred the name. "I wonder if she's hot." HidaTema crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Hidan, Temari
The Boys Next Door by riceyriceyricey reviews
A classic girls meet boys scenario, with a twist! Full summary/pairings inside. Borderline M for repetitive dropping of the F-bomb in future chapters...it might be censored, it might not. If it were a manga, it would be 16 ...just sayin'...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Everything will be fine by BrokenScript reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are sent on a mission to track a serial rapist/killer. Alot goes down during the mission.. more than they would have thought. ShikaMariXXrapeXXdark lemon all they way. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! just rightin some fan stuff XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Within Temptation by Gabsterella reviews
Upon entering Konoha Preparatory High School, Temari and her brothers must keep their secret safe. When the lives of their friends are threatened, can their secret be left untold? TemXShika TenXNeji More pairing along the way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Never Knew A School Could Be So Freaky by Breakingtwilite
First Story. Exciting, huh? Yep. Exhilarating. This is what happens when you send a group of absent minded teens to a school to investigate areas where rape and murders happened. Well, good luck with that! --Mature warning inside-- A NARUTO STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009
Sand syblings in Konoha high by Solosan reviews
Hi. My name is Temari. Somehow I find myself on the road to Konoha to enroll myself in an all boys school with my two other brothers. And I am cross dressing. Please tell me just when did I lose my mind?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Under Cover by Deidarakiller reviews
The girls want big missions now they got one a S-ranked at that... Temari, Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata must Seduce The Akatsuki for information... Can they do it with out deing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasuke U.
Bed of Roses by PeppermintLuv reviews
A summer vacation away from school and work for Temari and turns upside down into a game of cat and mouse when she meets a frustratingly arrogrant silver haired male model at her hotel. Hidatema, Naruhina, Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Hidan, Temari
naruto zombies by The Northern Mist reviews
konoha has been infected with a virus that turns the dead into flesh eating zombies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008
Hurry! before we're next by snoballin
With the destruction of Akatsuki, Naruto and the gang thought that life would be easy, but when a maniac murders one of them and is targeting the rest, their lives are in more danger than ever before. Rated M for murder, cursing, rape, and gruesome scenes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008
The Desert Flower, the Clone, and the Holyman by macadamia96 reviews
Temari. Sister. Diplomat. Babysitter? That's what it feels like to her. When sent as an emissary to Grass Country with an annoying newbie in the field, she feels like she'd do anything to escape, but her "rescue" isn't what she expected...or wanted...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Caught in the Dust by Hirosikata reviews
When Luna finds out that there is a new ghost at Hogwarts, she is on a bigger adventure of a fifth year than she anticipated. Slight AU. Multiple pairings, no human OCs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,766 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Luna L., Cedric D. - Complete
A Lesson in Respect by Diamond Mask reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
HumorHorror by LunchboxRetards reviews
Four friends get stuck in the Naruto universe during an experiment to revive Chuckie, the evil doll. Hilarity ensures as they run around Akatsuki, Sound, and Konoha. Crack fic, mild horror. Rated M for language, pervertedness, and sexual situations. R & R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,097 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007
Cold Wet Rain by Of Hellbat and Psycho reviews
Temari just started her junior year at Konoha High School. It's not her old school, Suna High School and she hates it. On the first day she runs into Hidan, a guy just like her. What happens when she learns there is so much more to him? HidanXTemari. H.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hidan, Temari
HANDS OFF! by wolfs2lions reviews
A 2&5 story with some 5&..I don't want to mess it up, where's the suspense? The KND are 16 TND and in highschool. Has a little 34! Rated M for sexual scenes. Please review I want to know if this story stinks.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5, Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2
Firestorm's Breath by lawl89 reviews
DracoxLunaxHarry
Everyone could use a breath when they're caught in a fiery storm of passion, a tempest of loyalties, and a hurricane of danger; however, very few get a chance to take that breath...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Draco M., Luna L.
Meteor Garden The HPVerse Story by Honeydukes Sweets reviews
It's Meteor Garden told in HP-verse! Talk about LOVE TRIANGLES! Post-War! Draco, Harry, Ron, and Oliver are best friends and call themselves F4. Luna is an outcast. What happens when they cross paths? DL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Luna L., Draco M.
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Wait what? reviews
Meeting them a a reunion was ok, not until they started coming over to her house, threanting her to help them with there job. During all this love some how happened in it. Sakura is confused if she should let this keep happening or stop it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Love in Zombie Apocalypse reviews
When in a Zombie Apocalypse, you never expect there to be love. Well lucky Konan finds it in 8 men. Well this will be fun for her, to deal with Love and Zombies. Lets begin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Konan, Akatsuki
a very awakward date reviews
songfic songfic song is date rape and pretty much sumed up story....sorry if spelling errors forgot to look back on it T T so dont kill me for it rape parts are censered
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete