I am utterly un-unique. Sorry if you expected something else.

Projects:

New Frontier- Was originally named 'Gilded Frontier' and had Crime/Tragedy genre. Changed title to 'New Frontier', changed genre to General, fixed errors in Chapter 1, and uploaded Chapters 2 and 3.

Everything Else- Everything else I've written sucks. Shades of Red may get a few laughs if you're into that kind of humor, but expect it to be a traumatizing experience.

Part of the Profile Nobody Will Ever Bother To Read:

"A country is not the land! It is the people that are the country! As long as the people live, the country survives!" -Bang Shishigami, Blazblue:Calamity Trigger

"You are...all of you...vermin. Cowering in the dirt thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass!" -Prophet of Truth, Halo 3

"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course other may take, but as for me give me liberty or give me death!" -Patrick Henry, Founding Father of the United States

"If you don't eat your meat, then you can't have any pudding." -Pink Floyd, Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

"I have always been afraid of banks." -Andrew Jackson, 7th president of the United States

"That man has offered me unsolicited advice every day for six years, all of it bad." -Calvin Coolidge, 30th president of the United States

"I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound — with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world." -Stephen Colbert, 2006 White House Press Correspondents' Association Dinner

"They died in a marching accident." -Squidward, Spongebob Squarepants

"I'm here to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of ass." -Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series