A virus attacks Cry's computer, but it isn't any normal computer virus. A slight mix of Mad!Cry and Virus!Cry. Includes Cry (Cryaotic), Scott Jund (DamnNoHtml), Snake (msf-actual), Red (thedreadred) and Russ (Russ Money). Rated M for swearing and probable future violence. I have no idea what I am doing.

It's Alfred's birthday and that means he's spoiled by his boyfriends.

USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.

Arthur sets out to climb Mount Fuji and picks up a companion along the way.

Arthur was born with a special tattoo - the first words his soul mate will ever say to him. But Arthur was also born mute, so how will his soul mate be able to find him without a matching tattoo of their own?

First impressions were important, especially in a world where the first words you said to your soul mate would be tattooed on their body from birth. Much to Arthur's annoyance, his own tattoo simply said "Hi", and that wasn't helpful at all.

Alfred had always been very liberal with his personal information in his rise to stardom. He may be Hollywood's newest golden boy (according to the articles, anyway) but he wanted to be open with fans and show them he was a real person just like them. So when TV chat show host Emma Peeters asked what time it read on his soul mate clock, Alfred had told her the truth. Big mistake...

Arthur only downloaded the Tinder dating app because his flatmate, Francis, was addicted to it. It wasn't because Arthur was curious, he simply had to try it out for himself just so he could understand what Francis was always babbling on about. He never would have expected the former hook-up app to deliver him a dream by the name of Alfred F. Jones.

A compilation of short stories centered around a stingy Brit and heroic American. USUK

"His armour is unlike anything we have ever seen, and his helmet is made of purest glass! He is the most fearful sight I have ever laid eyes on – and what's more, he is protecting an extraordinary contraption of metal! Like a small house, and yet…not! It is most definitely not human, and only you can possibly solve this puzzle, Sir Arthur."

Alfred F. Jones takes an English Literature course at college, though he's definitely more of a science guy. He soon realises he doesn't give a damn about Shakespearean sonnets, but he sure is fascinated by the new English professor. And maybe - just maybe - the professor is a little bit fascinated by Alfred, as well.

Alfred falls in love on his daily commute home from work. Too bad he only knows the guy through the StreetPass app on his Nintendo 3DS!

Arthur Kirkland is busy staring longingly at his co-worker, Alfred, when he is interrupted by a phonecall from a radio DJ. It's time for the show's daily dating segment 'Flirty at 9:30' and apparently someone has a secret crush on Arthur...

England's worst nightmares after the revolution aren't what one would expect… (USUK)

After one particularly disastrous World Meeting, England loses it and yells at America, insisting that he can't take anything seriously to save his life. America takes this as a personal challenge. Eventual UsUk.

Alfred, ruler of the Kingdom of Spades, is about to be married. Yet we find our hero hiding in a closet with a pile of hamburgers. Cardverse!AU.

What do you do when you've made a promise you can't keep? USUK Omegaverse

The King of Spades has been kidnapped, and all signs are pointing towards the Queen as the culprit.

When Alfred was little, his next door neighbour Arthur introduced him to the concept of heroes. Now, years later, Alfred is saved by one of the heroes he admires, The Gentleman. Not only that, he meets up with Arthur after years of being apart - but he seems more distant than before.

Six months. So much has happened since then. Athena has finally gotten out of intensive-care, spring has chased away the harsh, unforgiving winter storms until the next year to come, and the Sky Army and its alliances finally have a plan to defeat The Squids once and for all. But, can they all survive to tell the tale to future generations, or rejoin lost family in the Aether?

"There is, without a doubt, no worse feeling than realizing something is wrong with you." USUK

Jaded celebrity photographer, Arthur Kirkland, meets the one man that can change his mind about celebrities with the click of a camera shutter.

When the Squid Army meet the former King of the Nether, all hell will broke loose upon the Overworld and the Aether, and everyone's lives will be changed...forever. Filled with adventure, action, romance, and CHARACTER DEATHS!

A collection of USUK drabbles and one-shots. Chapter 3 was written for a prompt from Iggycat's tumblr: "Fic with dining hall chef!Alfred and Professor!Arthur who occasionally frequents the dining hall when he stays on campus longer than intended."

It's been six months since the last attack from The Squids, and Sky Army couldn't be doing better! They keep getting a steady flow of recruits, supplies is abundant, and nothing can stop them now! But when Sky learns something about himself, can he accept it... or will he give in to his what may end up killing him? Only The Squid Army and Sky Army can decide what may happen to Sky.

It's been a year since the Sky Army and the Squid Army had fought. Nothing has gone wrong too badly, everyone is healthy and better and ever, and nothing can go wrong now... Right? iAngel, the daughter of Notch, has suddenly gone missing. All the children of Notch have gathered to find her. But when they do find her, they discover some secrets about the Squid Army and Sky Army...

Sky, all his friends, and 3,000,000 recruits are in the battle against the Squid Army. Supplies and weapons are low, Antvenom is injured firsthand, and the squids are getting smarter every moment. Will the Sky Army win the war? How many recruits will survive? Will Jerome ever win the Hunger Games? Can all of Sky's friends live through the entire war? (Budder approved!)

Season 3 won't share the same humor as the other seasons. In this season, Sky is struck with a dilemma that will not only break friendships, but will ruin marriages and pull GeoCity to its downfall. Can he fix this or will it consume him in its evil grasp? Contains foul language, blood, and use of weapons.

Arthur Kirkland is not a cynic. He's just a romantic living in the real world, and he knows he has to be logical sometimes. So when he decides True Love probably isn't going to find him, it only seems logical to build the perfect partner for himself, in the form of a personal android named Alfred. (Of course, as a romantic, Arthur should have known logic and love don't mix.)

Space Navy Captain Arthur Kirkland travels the Universe to see its marvelous sights. An encounter with a strange computer on a pirate starship gives him a new dimension of beauty to consider. But the computer is secretive and vehemently hides his horrifying secret, one that will threaten Arthur's -and the computer's- existence. Beauty can be so dangerous out there in the unknown.

A story of how relationships and communication change over time. Canonverse; WWI and WWII.

Arthur wants to have a professional photo shoot of him and his beloved cat, Crumpet. He's nervous as hell about being ridiculed for it, but luckily his stunning photographer turns out to be just as much of a dorky cat lover as he is.

Fantasy adventurer!AU. Alfred's a non-traditional mage and Arthur is the swordsman sent to supervise him on his first assignment in the adventurer's guild they're both in. Needless to say, things don't really go as planned, even when all they were supposed to do was to collect a bag of truffles.

MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta

'I love you' Instead of England drunk, America is. And a confession just might be made. T for language

America and England find that there is more to an adventure than the treasure at the end. [USUK established relationship]

The FBI has a lot of secrets. One of them is the location of Arthur Kirkland, a man who can read minds. When an agent goes missing and Agent Jones needs Arthur's help on a mission, things get complicated. USUK, some FrUK.

2p! AU. USUK. Snakes are often demonized as a symbol of evil. Their bite is feared. Their smooth bodies are repulsive. Their soulless eyes the stuff of nightmares. But what are they beneath the surface? Arthur Kirkland has always seen what others cannot despite his blindness, and a man feared is one he wants to know. Maybe Alfred is the snake that heals, rather than one that bites.

Arthur is spending Christmas alone at Hogwarts, telling himself he enjoys the peace and quiet without Alfred around to bother him. But when a letter arrives from his fellow Gryffindor, Arthur is forced into quite a few new revelations about his insufferable American friend. Shameless HPverse USUK Christmas fluff.

The actual sequel to Anniversary. Just because he changed back, it doesn't mean Arthur's life is any easier. Magic refuses to die, Alfred remains oblivious, and Arthur still has trouble with his feelings.

Arthur had always hated time, which was rather unfortunate considering it would follow him his whole life. USUK

England hates America, to the point where he's starting to develop what he figures is most likely an illness or an allergic reaction to the idiot. But when he falls ill for real, and America insists on taking care of him, England starts to wonder how much longer he can call his emotions a simple sickness...USUK

Alfred has been working on the spaceship Britannia for a long time, but he's lonely. When a mysterious stranger named Arthur appears on board, Alfred thinks he might finally be able to make a friend. USUK sci-fi AU, oneshot. Written for the USUK Anthology on Livejournal.

Arthur Kirkland has just been told that he is going to be the newest Queen of Spades. With no other royals in place, he has to do everything on his own until the new King and Jack are found. And it's a tad overwhelming. He has to meet all the other royals from the other suits, sign documents, and run Spades alone. Maybe a handly servant can cheer him up. USUK Cardverse!AU

Private Alfred F. Jones writes letters home from Vietnam.

Arthur Kirkland is a man content in life, a man who can see beauty, even if his eyesight was never there. Alfred Jones doesn't understand Arthur's sense of beauty whatsoever, but he's willing to learn.

England and his litle brother, America, are reunited once again. America is bigger now, he's a little older, and England is worried he won't want the hugs and kisses he used to love before. At first, nothing seems different, but that night, England realises that something has changed.

Arthur and Alfred have a very meaningful friendship. And yet it's nothing compared to Alfred's "special" relationship with his virtual girlfriend in a dating sim game. Really, it's in Alfred's best interests if Arthur sneaks into his house and destroys that stupid game. The fact that he's jealous doesn't have anything to do with it. ...Not much, anyway.

5000 kilometers; the distance between their two closest shores. A safe distance, close enough that they can see each other occasionally, but far enough away that neither of them will ever get hurt again. Then, one summer, Alfred visits. USUK.

Two princes, Alfred and Arthur, become rivals on their quest to find a magical, wish-granting princess. Alfred is looking to his curse, and Arthur just wants his family's acceptance. But once the two princes are forced to start traveling together and get to know each other thanks to some help from their noble steeds suddenly their old wishes don't seem so important anymore.

After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

When Arthur loses his memory, Alfred is given a single chance to reclaim it. But when that opportunity lands him in an unknown land where he's immediately proclaimed king, will he still be able to bring his husband back to the world they left behind? USUK - Discontinued.

Sequel to Curse of the Pharaoh. America and England are back again on another adventure as they head to South America in search of the legendary Lost City of Gold. But they'll need more than luck to get through the strange magic protecting the city. USUK

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Alfred Jones, CIA. Arthur Kirkland, MI6. Two high-level agents who know about each other only what can be said over the phone - but even secure lines can be compromised. They've been working together for years when something goes horribly wrong.

USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.

When Arthur turned fourteen, he discovered something that changed his life. He was a changeling, a faerie left behind in place of a stolen child. But after four years of hiding his secret, he meets Alfred, who may be the key to unraveling his past. USxUK.

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.

When Arthur visits the penguin exhibit at his local zoo he is very quickly taken with the blue-eyed zookeeper there. Though the reason he keeps returning is surely the penguins... right? USUK Arthur's POV

Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?

Twelve year old Arthur decides to try a spell to find out the identity of his soulmate. Hints at USUK in the future, but they're just kids at the moment.

England and Colonial!America lay out under the stars, and England tells his little brother a bed time story.

USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.

For some people, certain concepts are hard to understand. To Arthur Kirkland, the idea of beauty seems unattainable, but Alfred F. Jones intends to fix that. USUK

Everything else could change with an infinite number of combinations, but for America, England was always the default. Collection of AU drabbles.

When computer geek Alfred inadvertently downloads government secrets into his brain, the two governments send agents to keep a watch on him. One of them is agent Arthur Kirkland, who is about to turn Alfred's life upside down in more ways than one. USUK

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

America convinces England to try out electronic foil fencing. US/UK.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

USUK, some Franada. After Arthur is blinded in an accident, his social life becomes all but nonexistent. One day, though, his old friend Francis introduces him to a man named Alfred. . . . Two-shot, AU.

Arthur attends Camp Hetalia and grudgingly becomes friends with the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. Then gets a crush on him, because he just can't help it. Written for the Summer Camp event on the USUK community over on LiveJournal. Human names used.

After puncturing his bicycle on a hill, Alfred finds himself being offered a lift by a charming man in a passing luxury car. As they converse and flirt, Alfred wonders when his laughter stopped being genuine... Oneshot. Based on The Smiths' song. UK/US.

I'd fallen on the beaches of Normandy. I'd closed my eyes and prepared to die. I'd given up; but one person refused to give up on me. USUK WW2 oneshot Alfred's POV

England is an undercover spy who prefers to work alone. America is new and quite inexperienced. A mission brings them together, but it's also the only thing that can pull them apart. USUK Spy AU

When Arthur meets Alfred, he's immediately charmed. Alfred lies a lot and claims to be an astronaut, but Arthur overlooks this flaw until the lying gets out of hand. But could it be that Alfred never once lied? USUK - AU oneshot.

Six months ago, Arthur ran afoul of fae that turned him into-of all things-a cat; Alfred then saved Arthur from starving on the streets. Today, Arthur admits something to himself.

Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.

"There comes a time, when even if you don't want to admit something aloud, you must admit it to yourself. Because if you keep denying what is right in front of your eyes for too long, then you become blind." 1940-America realizes his feelings for England

Valentine's Day is full of chocolate, flowers, and love. If that's the case, Alfred F. Jones should have no trouble proposing. USUK Valentine's Day fic

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

It was a strange way to spend a vacation, but for some reason- this place, this ranch so far from any city, was a wonderful, albeit unique, place for England to relax. Well, outside fretting over America's entry in a rodeo, that is. USUK

Arthur has waited 25 days for Christmas. Now Alfred's here. Now he's happy. Now he's in for a surprise. This is the sequel to my story "The Advent Calendar." Again, it's pretty much exploding with USUK fluff, so do enjoy! :D

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

As a child, Alfred asked Arthur to let him into a fairy tale book, but the adventure never happened. 400 years later, Alfred accidentally gets sucked into the tale and Arthur has to go after him. Wizards, weakness, princesses, princes, and dragons ensue.

When Alfred invites Arthur to go horse-back riding, he doesn't think much of it. But while Arthur shows up in proper riding attire, Alfred is dressed like a cowboy - and even has the audacity to call Arthur's outfit ridiculous! USxUK Oneshot.

Rewind back through Alfred's spontaneous visit to London. -This flick is written backwards, hence the title :D- USUK One shot

Arthur is editor in chief of the school paper, but he's also the anonymous advice columnist. Strangely enough, someone special is looking for advice. USUK Gakuen

America takes England on a romantic flight...in a balloon-lifted home. US/UK, inspired by Pixar's UP!

America sets up a special tea party just for England. US/UK.

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

World Cup 2010 Game Fic. It was just them, standing there, sharing this moment, clad in each other's jerseys and so damn proud of their teams for playing one hell of a game. US/UK oneshot.

Taking a page from his Hollywood hero Indiana Jones, America, along with England, sets off on an adventure that takes them deep into an Egyptian tomb. But once they seemingly incur the wrath of the Pharaoh, it'll be no easy task to escape unharmed. UK/US.

The first time Agent Arthur Kirkland met Doctor Alfred Jones, he was not impressed. James Bond/Indiana Jones AU. Non-graphic sexual references. USUK, AlfredxArthur.

England thinks that his visit will be ruined now that Sealand has invited himself along. Luckily for him, America knows exactly how to handle the young micro-nation. But with America busy, will England get the alone time he wants with his boyfriend? USUK

With anyone else, Germany would have suspected an elaborate staged sickness, but he never second guessed Italy's cold being genuine; the other country clearly feverish and utterly miserable by appearance alone. N.Italy/Germany .

It's France's birthday party, which means there is lots of love in the air. But England's sulking, America's moody and Canada just hopes that the evening isn't ruined somehow. France/Canada, America/England.

England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US

After injuring himself in the most ridiculous of ways, America is laid up in the hospital during WWII. While there, he's visited by the other allies and a rather reluctant England. America/England.

You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England

His first thought was that a white flag didn't suit Germany at all. Post WWII- Germany/Italy.

Arthur thinks about his relationship with Alfred. Slowly, surely, he comes to terms with his feelings...and then he lets go. One-sided England/America, implied France/England ::Written for the kink meme::

America voices his opinion on beauty when France and England start insulting each other's appearances. America/England.

He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.

For some reason, America really didn't want England to see him that day. But that doesn't stop England from coming over to see what the problem is. UK/US.

How to recalibrate a relationship and make a proposal, American-style. Set at current, US/UK.