I have, on numerous occasions, been likened to Sheldon Cooper, from Big Bang Theory. This is not necessarily correct, as Sheldon doesn't write fan fiction, let alone about Alvin and the Chipmunks.

I try not to make Simon too nerdy, but since that's his character, it seems his older character will grow smarter and, possibly, 'nerdier'.

I'm a big fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks, and have watched the movies more than 150 times in total (I watch at least one of them every day).

I really like Simonette, probably since I can relate very well to Simon, albeit without a perfectly matching girl living next to me. :'(

I think Simon and I would get along pretty well, and I have, on occasion, wished that there was a real person like Simon around to converse with.

I love Maths, Theoretical Physics, Chemistry, Software Engineering, and romantic stories about chipmunks.

Above all, I love supportive and constructive reviews, balanced with the occasional ego-massage. ;)

I endeavor to update my stories every weekend, and I can usually achieve this. I have to say, though, that the reviews I've gotten for the early chapters have been worth every minute of my time. I am very grateful for all of the support. :)

01/04/2012 - I just watched Chipwrecked for the first time in a month and a half. I can now start watching it every second day, just like the first two. :)

Things I can do:

Solve a Rubik's cube in under twenty seconds.

Spring and one-handed cut a deck of playing cards.

Be modest. :)

Write fan-fiction (of course).

Watch the same movies every day for a whole year and enjoy them more every time. (Can you guess which?)

Run up a wall and climb over it.

Do a back-flip on the ground.

List all the elements on the periodic table.

Fake-smile at people.

Play Nyan-cat on the piano, theremin and guitar.

Snuggle up to a soft toy in public without blushing.

Build a laser gun using a DVD burner.

Enjoy work.

Play the theremin or piano and solve a Rubiks cube at the same time.

Anything I practice a lot.

Things I can't do:

Meet people outside my immediate family (most of the time).

Stand on my head for more than a minute.

Watch Chipwrecked more than 16.551724137931034482758620689655 times in one day.

Look up to 'cool' people.

Eat Zucchini.

Do a wall flip. (Hopes to change soon.)

Vault two picnic tables in one jump.

Enjoy 'fun' things.

Be happy, just because there is no reason not to be happy.

Prove String theory.

Read a SimonxBrittany fan-fic. (Urgh.)

Make Jeanette or Theodore walk out of my television and live with me.

Stop thinking about the chipmunks.

100 Random things about me (copied from Awesomo3000 because answering the questions looked like fun.

1. Age? Too old for my writing this to be considered normal... but I find it fun. :D

2. Height? Pretty tall.

3. Eyes? Blue.

4. Have any tattoos? The idea of such a painful and pointless act makes me shiver.

5. And piercings? Not one, and I do not intend for this to change.

6. Fave food? Pasta.

7. Fave pizza topping? Cheese... Oh wait...

8. Fave drink? Liquid fluorine. Or dihydrogen monoxide.

9. Siblings? Nope.

10. Been in a fight? A few, but I returned from them unscathed.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? I couldn't bring myself to make a one-night stand, but I've had neither. *Begins to remember days gone by...* :'(

12. Weight? Very light for my height.

13. Fave snack? Cheesecake, but I don't get to eat it often.

14. Fave candy? Any milk chocolate is fine with me.

15. Fave movie? Look at my name.

16. Fave show? Remember the previous answer?

17. Do you smoke? I find people who inhale the product of a reaction between countless chemicals ranging from rat-poison to components of rocket fuels and oxygen repulsive.

18. Blondes or brunettes? My imaginary girlfriend has dark brown hair.

19. Any scars? Yes, one, but it is rarely seen. Come to think of it, so am I.

20. Fave music? I'd have to say Coldplay for this one, even though I love the Chipmunks. The Chipmunks are great characters and I like their music, but I tend to listen to them less.

21. Fave actor? I don't watch enough movies to give an answer.

22. Where do you live? Someplace where I don't speak to the people who live around me.

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes... my pet snail, who escaped. :=(

24. Last person who made you cry? My imaginary girlfriend, every time I realize she could never be real... Man, soon I'll have to change my answer to be the writer of these questions.

25. Do you enjoy school? I hated it when I went to school, all the other kids were disruptive, and I already knew all of the things they taught in the subjects in which I was interested. I enjoyed my tertiary education though.

26. Desires? I wish with all my heart and soul that I could live in the world I created.

27. Fave fast food joint? I don't eat fast food. Some men do cook.

28. What's the last thing you drank? Dihdrogen monoxide.

29. What are you doing right now? Cubing and writing these answers.

30. Where would you like to go? I guess I answered that in my answer to Desires?.

31. Are you in a relationship? Absolutely... a non-romantic relationship with Potato, my cat (who resembles a potato).

32. Ever been arrested? Not if you exclude the one time when I got a parking ticket, but I never actually saw the person who gave me the ticket.

33. Ever had a stalker? No, I can't say that I've ever known about someone stalking me.

34. Ever gone sky-diving? Never had the time, or the will.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Into a cheap plastic coffin.

36. Is there a god? I am the god of countless universes which exist in my head, (the people of which are controlled entirely by me), as are all people who have ever created stories.

37. Do you have a cell phone? Yes, the Galaxy SIII. :D

38. Are you squeamish? Not about most things

39. Are you a human? Probably not.

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? The speed of light: the velocity of every photon passing through my windscreen.

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Becoming an engineer... Oh wait, I did that.

42. Do people find you attractive? No one has ever told me so, so I must assume that this means 'No'.

43. What annoys you? People who remove all comments to 'improve compile times'. -_-

44. What are you afraid of? Not much, but I suppose I'm afraid of people with the expertise to create an ophiocordyceps unilateralis that uses humans. 0.0

45. Gold or silver? At least silver can be used to make electrical cables of superior quality... gold is just a step down.

46. Are people afraid of you? Sometimes I feel this way, but I think that they are really only afraid of my weirdo-cooties.

47. Do you sing in public? I don't get out in public enough.

48. Ever been screwed over? Yes, by a defective anti-static wristband, which ultimately led to the loss of $3000.

49. Does money make people happy? It certainly works on me.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? My hope is restored every time I read young teenager's stories about romance and happiness, and is destroyed every time I watch the news.

51. What's your hair look like? Uh... weird.

52. First job? Ah, those were the days back on which to look now, and laugh at my frustration toward stacking shelves.

53. Do you like meeting new people? Yes, but people generally don't like meeting new me's.

54. Do you get along with your parents? I suppose...

55. Ever played strip poker? No. Simply no.

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? I've spoken to a police officer once, perhaps twice in my life, and those times were only a quick 'hello'.

57. Ever been in a car accident? Nope, thanks to my excellent driving skills. :D

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? Integer or floating-point division?

59. Do you care what people think of you? If I cared what people thought of me, I would... probably have some real friends, actually.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? In the same job, making the same amount of money, with the same number of girlfriends (one imaginary one), and the same home, knowing the same people, hearing the same news every day.

61. Are you afraid of the dark? The majority of my life has been spent in the dark.

62. What kind of car do you have? Second-hand Toyota from a long, long time ago.

63. Time you were born? I could tell you the time and date to the nearest second, but no one would believe me.

64. Ever break any bones? I broke my ring finger as a child once.

65. Fave childhood toy? A teddy bear I was given after going to the hospital as a small child.

66. Fave author? I loved both A Midsummer Night's Dream and A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. I can't decide.

67. Are you a paranoid person? A bit, when it comes to the record of my existence, which I keep to a minimum by not using Google or facebook, and avoiding security cameras when possible.

68. Have any enemies? I have made my fair share getting to where I am in my job.

69. Are you afraid of heights? Not at all.

70. Last movie you watched? Chipwrecked.

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? I saw a French movie with my parents as a teenager... It took me a long time to forgive them for getting it.

72. Chocolate or vanilla? I love chocolate, always have.

73. Favorite color? Black, or dark purple; the color of the LEDs which I have strung around my room and connected to my computer. 8)

74. What time do you usually wake up? Six in the morning to get to work, about Eight in the morning on weekends in which I sleep. I'm an insomniac.

75. What are you doing? This question was asked and answered above, and my reply remains valid.

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? Saying this would reveal my location...

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? Ten hours one time, in extreme circumstances.

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Twelve, when I was deprived of a weekend.

79. Can you do a handstand? Yes, and I do them regularly (I enjoy gymnastics and parkour).

80. Are you an angry person? I've been described in many ways, but never as angry.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? I despise violence against women, so (since Eve was a woman) I'd have to say Adam.

82. Do you talk in your sleep? Yes, I was curious once, so I placed a camera next to me as I slept, and then wrote a program to isolate the parts in which there were sounds other than noise. It was quite revealing.

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I have never drunk any type of alcohol or other depressants, nor have I taken any drugs.

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? Um... No.

85. Are you delusional? It took months to plan this. We've already found a buyer for the warp core. (If anyone knows from where I've quoted this, you can send me a PM).

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Playing games with people.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Turned fifteen years old. I forgot my own birthday, and no one thought to remind me until a week later.

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Probably not twice my weight, but I could lift a person who was a bit heavier than me.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? A ninja.

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? James Bond: Casino Royale.

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? I'm ambidextrous, but when I use one hand, I use my left.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? No.

93. How are you feeling right now? Wistful.

94. What annoys you about people? Their lack of intellectual desire, and their selfishness on the whole.

95. Do you dislike children? No, I love children.

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I frequently climb and jump over fences as a sport: parkour.

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? No...

98. Can you smile for me? Maybe if you were my imaginary girlfriend, but since you're not, I would feel strange smiling at you for no reason.

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I'm an insomniac, so I have a lot of things that I do when I can't sleep: I first close my eyes and wake up in my imaginary universe, and create a scenario for my day in my perfect world. If I still can't fall asleep, I read or write on this website, and the next day, my head hurts from falling asleep on my wooden desk.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? That would be when I was about six years old, but I haven't ridden a bike in years.

Feel free to PM me if you want to talk about anything.