You're probably wondering who I am, right?

Got you fooled?

Still wondering?

Yeah, you'll never guess.

Maybe I'll tell you soon.

Probable not, but that's okay.

Generic speaking on purpose?

Yeah.

Do I speak like anyone in particular?

Not really.

You're really still reading this?

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Have fun guessing.

No, really.

U MAD, BRO?