omg i need to get writing more huh well been pretty busy lately oh well i'll make time for writing xXx

my best friend/sister is Ella~Ava Rose/Laura~Ashley O'Sullivan and i'm Paula Rose/Holly Tester.

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1)I tried sniffing coke once but i got the ice cubes stuck in my nose

2)The voices are telling me to kill you

3)sometimes i wander if the sun i just jealous because i'm hotter

4)monkeys are so lucky they can throw poop at people and its legal

5)moo i'm a dog

6)my imaginary friend thinks you have some serious isues

7)MY MOM SAYS I'M COOL

8)i'm not crazy my rality is just differant than yours

9)hey i didn't lose my mind ... i sold it on eBay

10)a good friend would bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun"

11)your just jealous because the voices talk to me

12)last night i lay in my bed looking up at the stars saying "hey wheres my ceiling"

13)when life gives you jonas brothers give back and demand the cullen brothers swoon

14)who wants a knight in shining armer i want my vampire in a shiny volvo

15)a good friend would lend you their umbrella in the rain but a true friends would take yours and yell run bitch ... RUN !!

MY FAVE QUOTES!!!!!:

There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. ~Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. ~Toni Morrison

Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth

- The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible. ~Vladimir Nabakov

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. ~Anton Chekhov

I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions. ~James Michener

Ink on paper is as beautiful to me as flowers on the mountains; God composes, why shouldn't we? ~Audra Foveo-Alba

Pen names are masks that allow us to unmask ourselves. ~C. Astrid Weber

A room without books is like a body without a soul ~Cicero

I write for the same reason I breath - because if I didn't, I'd die." ~Isaac Asimov

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others." ~Ellen DeGeneres

"You can’t shake hands with a clenched fist." ~ Indira Ghandi

"Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed." ~ Martin Luther King Jr.

"A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." ~Anonymous

"We can learn alot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box. ~Anonymos

"Be a warrior and don’t turn your back on the battlefield."~ Suze Orman

"I can live without money, but I cannot live without love."~ Judy Garland

"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get." ~Mark Twain

"You are only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it." ~ Robin Williams

"Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses." ~ Confucius

"Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." ~Muhammad Ali

"All great achievements require time." ~ Maya Angelou

"Love can make you do things that you never thought possible." ~ Phil Collins

"Only when it is dark enough can you see the stars." ~ Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like "shut up, shut up, shut up...blah blah blah blah blaaaaah." ~Ellen DeGeneres

"Oppressed people cannot remain oppressed forever." ~Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up." ~ Anonymous

"I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying." ~Michael Jordan

"Hope will never be silent." ~ Harvey Milk

"It’s the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America."~ Barack Obama

"There is no great genius without some touch of madness." ~ Seneca

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear." ~ Mark Twain

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." ~ Sun-tzu

"Total absence of humor renders life impossible." ~ Colette

"The sixties were when hallucinogentic drugs were really, really big. And I don’t think it’s a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun." ~ Ellen DeGeneres

"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." ~Confucius

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better." ~ Ellen DeGeneres

"The goal of life is living in agreement with nature." ~ Zeno

"We can only learn to love by loving,"~ Iris Murdoch

"A happy life consists in tranquility of mind." ~ Cicero

"A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug." ~ Patricia Neal

"A coward turns away, but a brave man's choice is danger." ~Euripides

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." ~ Billie Burke

"If any heartless, insulated, myopic grandstander feels that these unions (homosexual unions) should not take place, let him speak now ... so that I may ridicule him." ~ Jon Stewart

"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use the ear plugs?" ~ Spike Milligan

"The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." ~ Ralph W. Sockman

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road." ~ Henry Ward Beecher

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six." ~Yogi Berra

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits: Do you like Waffles ~ Parry Gripp

Birth: Hot'n'Cold ~ Katy Perry

First Day at School: All signs point to Lauderdale ~ a day to remember

Falling in Love: i write sins not trajedies ~ panic at the disco

Fight Song:Chimpanzee ridin' on a segway ~ Parry Gripp

Breaking Up: Last Forever ~ Buono!

Prom: raise your glass ~ P!nk

Life: Not too late ~ Demi Lovato

Mental Breakdown: ain't no rest for the wicked ~ cage the elephant

Driving: Sugar we're going down ~ Fall out boy

Flashback: AM Taxi ~ Charissa

Wedding: All time low ~ Holly would you turn me on

Birth of first child: Kiss the rain ~ Yiruma

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Angels ~ Within temptation

Death Scene: check yes Juliet ~ we the kings

Funeral: who says : Selena Gomez

End Credits: For good : Glee cast (cover)

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

102 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog".

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a person’s every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings

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38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet Mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it’s gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. Affect a Southern drawl, if Norwegian.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song

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80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head, like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties

102. read this list to people

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.

BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be continuing all of the multi-chaps i neglected!

Including;

1) if fate wants somethingg to happen, it'll happen (Twilight)

2) the summer of our lies (Twilight)

3) i'm back (Sonny With A chance)

4) memory lane (Sonny With A Chance)

Please Read & Review my stories!!!!!!

xXx CryingAngel95 xXx