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Joined 07-02-09, id: 1992133, Profile Updated: 01-03-10

'whats worse than finding a maggott in your apple?...rape.'

About me? Well, i'll give it a shot...

I'm Jess. I'm 14.

I have brown hair with bits of red, gold and blonde, which i really hate, and keep dying black.

My eyes are weird. My left is a goldy green. And my right is a goldy brown. With orange bits.

I don't really like cold weather, so it's a bummer that i live in England.

Yeah, really not that interesting...

Stories: i am writing a Maximum Ride fic at the moment, but i'm not going to post it until i've written the first few chapters. It might be a while though, because im doing GCSE's and stuff, and actually should be doing coursework now instead of writing this.

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Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dude Has Issues by demented bunny reviews
“Bella?”, he asked peering up at me with innocent eyes.“Yes Edward?”, I asked.“Can I go home with you?”. Funny and different give it a try. Pretty original and definately unique.Blurring the lines between Twilight and the realms of crazy. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward